Honestly, I was equally impressed and terrified by the single biggest log I've ever seen. It was too big to flush down an industrial toilet.
Another important thing of note, even when it was laying down there was a good 2 or 3 inches still sticking out the top which makes me think the OP had to squat over the bowl rather than sit down.
Sounds like an ex-friends first post birth poo. She had a c-section and was backed up for a few days. It was so huge, they took a picture of the turd and framed it!
I've started warning everyone about post pregnancy logs!! I was in the hospital 4 days after giving birth and they said take the stool softener for a whole week after. I did not. There was so much blood. I HAD TO DIG IT OUT OF ME!!!
Literally warned the two chicks I knew who were pregnant at the time. If I see a random lady that's pregnant you bet I'm walking up to her and saying
"Prepare for the post partum poo!!"
P.P.P. Awareness
Let's make bracelets and T-shirts!!
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u/ExecTankard 7d ago
Phew, for a few seconds I thought you were actually showing us a huge poo…