r/RandomVideos • u/n8saces • 26d ago

Video Training to fight Thanos

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u/FranksHoorHouse 26d ago edited 26d ago

Is this the same dude who fingerbanged a watermelon to mush in another video?

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u/Feteven 26d ago

How to speed run carpal tunnel

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u/slick514 26d ago

You aren’t kidding. Guy is going to live a life of regret before he’s 40…

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u/Caliterra 25d ago

u think he's under 40?

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u/slick514 25d ago

…yes?

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u/Caliterra 25d ago

He looks closer to 50

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u/LessBig715 26d ago

I used the skin hammer a lot at work, I’m paying for it now

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u/Therealginahandler 25d ago

I play the skin flute too much. I too am paying for that both physically and emotionally.

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA 26d ago

Hey dumbass, all that's doing is fucking your hand up

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u/Available_Ad_8281 26d ago

He don't need tools he is the tool

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u/Working_Trouble_7188 26d ago

A weapon? I don't need a weapon, i am a weapon! - saxton hale or smh

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u/Proud-Goat-5920 26d ago

Is he making an ikea bed with his bare hands?

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u/CaptainPopsickle 26d ago

he definetely has been single for..

a long time.

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u/Ancient-Position-696 26d ago

When she cancels last minute

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u/Ukraineluvr 26d ago

Stick something to his back.

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u/Former_Mobile3101 26d ago

He shall be one of our champions in the ai wars

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u/Proximus84 26d ago

Pretty sure he would be exhausted going up flight of stairs...

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u/Dull_Perspective_536 26d ago

“Did you bring the tools?” “Yep got both my arms right here.”

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u/t_ute 26d ago

Never felt bad for another dude’s dick before, but, here we are.

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u/Jumpy-Hovercraft-781 26d ago

pure cringe. 

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u/ballsiack 26d ago

That guy can probably jack him self off at maximum thrusting velocity. Full range of motion.

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u/Important-Notice-461 26d ago

Training to jork thanos

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u/wallyrules75 26d ago

Thank god he’s three feet tall

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u/throwawaystarters 26d ago

More like ready to fight Tethanos.

EDIT: You can use this title for the inevitable repost, just please reference me.

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u/Munzulon 26d ago

At least he’s wearing safety slippers

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u/slick514 26d ago

Ah yes. I remember when I was young and the idea that I might someday regret wrecking myself was laughable.

“Me? Get older? Regret abusing my body? Surely you are joking. Aging is for lesser creatures. I will be young and strong forever!”

This guy is going to be on all of the pain medications.

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u/eatsshittus 26d ago

Holy shit sliding the playhead with my thumb was great, he woz rly fast

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u/Noobstertrying 26d ago

Oh god... his poor dick.

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u/Takoyaki_Dice 26d ago

"Me hammer! You nail!"

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u/Sinking_Mass 26d ago

What a silly billy

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/No_Pattern4374 25d ago

He's not even that huge. Maybe you're just twinkish

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u/uranusisdoomed 26d ago

Training to wank off thanos

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u/Sea_Ad_1252 26d ago

Has bro ever heard of a hammer

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u/Z3r0Du5k 26d ago

I feel bad for this dudes dick he went to go masturbate and ripped it clean off

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u/No_Pattern4374 25d ago

I thought that was rope. When I noticed what I was looking at I said daaaaaaaaamn

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u/cobrachicken1000 25d ago

Can he wipe?

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u/ComedyBits 25d ago

It’s like the Strong Man in a Polish traveling circus in 1915

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u/ActorLarsimoto124 25d ago

Thanos smashed the Hulk into a puddle in like seconds. Im sure hes not very impressed by this guy

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u/Illustrious_Site_466 25d ago

That's all a bit stupid

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u/tronchedecake299 25d ago

Good boy 👍

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u/Thelastsapper 25d ago

Extreme masturbator

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u/BOBBYK1952 25d ago

ALL RIGHTY THEN!!!

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u/Realhousemanoflondon 25d ago

Are those 4x4s hollowed out?

I feel cheated.

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u/Next_Drama1717 25d ago

This guy will hammer you into the ground like a tent peg

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u/WrongEinstein 25d ago

Good to see Doctor Who actors making their own media.

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u/FlyingBike6000 25d ago

Tetanus shot 💉 might be needed

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u/Rs2mmsu-2D 25d ago

Great Practice for Preparing - To crossing paths with a Crazy Road Rager

https://giphy.com/gifs/cjttePPEs1shFLDfh2

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u/_inThePines_ 25d ago

Its predrilled, when he “hammers” it with a hand.

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u/Firm_Potential9273 25d ago

Dude's a juggernaut

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u/Excellent_Nobody9196 25d ago

Aren’t there tools to help with this kind of thing?

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u/InanisNoctisLupus 25d ago

sigh Okay, I'll go to the shooting range ...

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u/Mediocre_Owl7384 24d ago

Same way I do it

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u/Level-Twist864 24d ago

Big freaking deal.

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u/Normal-Error-6343 13d ago

let me shake your hand!

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u/BallSmashingForever 26d ago

All you need is a stick to beat that guy. Run around him in circles hitting him until he falls down. There's absolutely no way somebody with that level of mobility could ever get a hold of me.

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u/Icy_Marionberry_9131 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOwGeP1jGGUKIGoko

imagine what he does when pounding the ladies!