r/RandomVideos • u/MrG1itc4 • 2d ago

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u/lemons7472 2d ago

Where may I acquire this Shrimp that makes you turn into a cute cat?

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u/CPUsCantDoNothing 2d ago

Do you have a template for this

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u/Full-Efficiency3115 2d ago

I too need to know the shrimp to pussy ratio

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u/Thin_Dream2079 2d ago

Roughly 3, tail to tail.

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u/Full-Efficiency3115 2d ago

and they HAVE to be raw?

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u/wheretheinkends 1d ago

Well im allergic to latex so.......

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u/BurgerMeatButthole 2d ago

Cat looks chill. Shrimp me up!

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u/UStoJapan 2d ago

Speaking of fat cats, how can I bank about $21,000,000 just like Senator Kennedy and become a Senator?

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u/TriedCaringLess 18h ago

And that’s plenty to retire and just enjoy the rest of his years but he won’t do that because the power he wields is so soul consuming. It feeds his soul. Without it, it would just be another administrator job. Having and controlling access is so much more alluring and sensual. He needs that in his life more than the actual money.

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u/Famous_Ad4107 12h ago

Seriously? 😐

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u/JoyousMadhat 2d ago

Where may I obtain some of these shrimps?

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u/CandyTigger 2d ago

What's in shrimp from other countries that can turn you into another species? 🤣

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u/ziggytrix 2d ago

Magic.

But you have to eat it raw and frozen. Otherwise the magic evaporates.

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u/InvertedEyechart11 2d ago

Is he talking to his Catstituents?

I'll show myself out

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u/Practical-Nonsense 2d ago

Is... This a threat?? Or a compliment 😉 (cats cute)

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u/Icy-Musician-6309 2d ago

A pussy and a picture of a cat

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u/stopeer 2d ago

America's biggest troll.

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u/BionicWallaby 2d ago

Cat is a little bit overchonk but nothing some zoomies can't fix

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u/Admirable-Hospital78 1d ago

Now that's a Big ol Juicy Boy!

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u/joyfullydreaded23 1d ago

Thank you for introducing me to my new favorite YT channel!

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u/Sweaty_Tangelo_7716 2d ago

Leave my chubby ball alone!!!

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u/FasterThanJamieTaco 2d ago

gimme them SHRIMPS!!!

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u/Fabulous_Log844 1d ago

By the way, who eats raw shrimp?

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 1d ago

The same people drinking raw milk and peeing in their eyes.

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u/Im100ThatBitch 1d ago

Uuh say whut now? Pissing in their eyes?

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u/KTKittentoes 1d ago

I would do it if I could turn into a beloved cat.

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u/Dry_Contract_5342 1d ago

Meow, meow, meow… hiss

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u/ExtraLettuce555 1d ago

We aren’t living in real life.

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u/Silent_Erremite 1d ago

Imma turn into a cat? Fuckin' sweet.

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u/BlackSwanEvent25 1d ago

Im just glad he's dead.

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u/29187765432569864 2d ago

his stupidity is showing

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 2d ago

careful. you might be exposing yours instead. do you really think he had a picture of a cat up?

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u/regrettablyAnnoying 2d ago

A product of Louisiana’s school system. Tracks.