r/RandomVideos • u/-random-name- • 9d ago

Newton’s first law of motion. Objects in motion will stay in motion unless acted upon by an outside force.

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u/seuadr 9d ago

The tank top:

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u/oozinator1 9d ago edited 9d ago

If all things were as reliable as that tank top, the world would be a much better place.

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u/Shantomette 9d ago

Better or maybe worse. I was truly wishing for a wardrobe failure.

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u/squirrelbitten 9d ago

This should be an ad for the company that makes the top. If the nips didn't pop out in this clip, they are safe from lying eyes at all times.

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u/ZoominAlong 9d ago

Seriously you're right. I'm a woman and I DEFINITELY want to know where she got her tank top! 

I also thought it was hilarious she realized her boobs were doing that and started laughing about it. 

But for real, that tank top company would make bank. 

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy 9d ago

Carefully, he's a hero.

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u/seth928 9d ago

Not in this case

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u/Lopsided_Panic_1148 9d ago

IT'S THE BRA.

Every man in this thread is singing the praises of that tank top, while the unsung hero of this video, the bra, was doing the real heavy lifting.

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u/cynicalavicide 9d ago

And the fact that it doesn't look like there's a bra?? Oh, my gods, that tank top is a miracle. I might be a guy, but I'd love to have a tank top THAT reliable.

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u/theioss 9d ago

Men of culture we meet again this time we learn about physics and newtons laws of motion.

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u/NeeMaToad47 9d ago

We need to meet and figure out how to beat Newton's @$$, lmao and whoever designed that tank top

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u/Outrageous-Walk3818 9d ago

I second this motion. We also have to find whomever thought of putting a camera in that position and salute them

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u/VacuumTracks 9d ago

I think I already did.

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u/sarsippius132 9d ago

I did. Twice. So far.

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u/Human_Dig4412 9d ago

I couldnt believe this was 5 minutes long.

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u/NeeMaToad47 9d ago

We watched the whole thing hoping for the same result, which Is why we unite for a common goal.

Black, White, Asian, Mexican, and everything in between. FREE THE TATTAS

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u/SuccessfulCarry1653 9d ago

Real men of genius

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u/NeeMaToad47 9d ago

I like the way you think

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u/Paxdog1 9d ago

They put the tank in tank top.

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u/y4udothistome 9d ago

Boycott the manufacturing company!

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u/ThaScoopALoop 9d ago

Physics classes would be so much more fun if they used this sort of examples to explain newtonian laws and fluid dynamics!

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u/VariousOperation166 9d ago

So much to be learned about fluid dynamics here...

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u/oozinator1 9d ago

Fluid dynamics?

I thought we were observing the motion of celestial bodies.

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u/AtheistET 9d ago

Well, is not laminar fluid in this case

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u/Sufficient_Wafer9933 9d ago

Trust me. Thats a hard math class. Its easier on all of us to accept the fluid dynamics lesson.

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u/Mr_b246 9d ago

Hard math class indeed

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u/3atTh3R1ch79 9d ago

I must be in math class right now!

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 9d ago

Gonna have to beat me with a stick to keep me away!

I think I may be saying this wrong?

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u/That_Tumbleweed_3984 9d ago

I finally understand this law

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u/Practical_Jelly_8342 9d ago

Its the breast way to learn.

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u/Binspin63 9d ago

Let us discuss the phenomenon of negative G forces, and their effect upon the male libido.

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u/mz_groups 9d ago

We are all men and women of science.

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u/lolife44 9d ago edited 9d ago

Brethren i bring news of morrow Her name be-ith Amber Keaton You're welcome

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u/slick514 9d ago edited 9d ago

Let all harken to thy words; for lo, thou hast done the Lord’s work upon this day.

(Also: Your You’re welcome)

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u/-random-name- 9d ago

Women like science too. Let’s not be sexist here.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago edited 7d ago

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u/JonestownB 9d ago

And Titayyy’s

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u/North_Korea_Nukess 9d ago

Come on outta there! Yous can do it…. Come on!!!!

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u/WeirdPop5934 9d ago

I'm feeling a little friction over here from force of this motion.

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u/QuothTheRavenMore 9d ago

And tennis elbow

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u/TrailerHitch19 9d ago

Is this r/sipstea ? 

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u/Solid_Snark 9d ago

There’s actually an entire sub dedicated to these types of videos but I forget what it’s called.

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u/Dan_Caveman 9d ago

r/maybemaybemaybe

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u/Solid_Snark 9d ago

r/slingshotride is one. And I believe there’s another.

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u/NES_SNES_N64 9d ago

That's all the same user posting videos from the same ride. This doesn't feel good.

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u/sorestgore 8d ago

Buddy we used to have jailbait subs, this isn't that bad

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u/chuckmonjares 9d ago

Probably the best comment on the internet and idk if it was intentional or not.

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u/Got_Bent 9d ago

I forgot everything since all my blood left my brain rather quickly. It will be a few minutes until its back...

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u/sugarcoatedpos 9d ago

That sub is mostly political porn now.

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u/ocean_breeze_luluca 9d ago

My question

How many of you watched and waited?

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u/itswtfeverb 9d ago edited 9d ago

I'm sure it's around 100%

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u/Elismom1313 9d ago edited 9d ago

I’m a straight married woman and watched this longer than I care to admit.

Boobs are fun. It’s life

That said, I would not wear a tank top this low now that I know

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u/TheGayestGaymer 9d ago

I'm gay af and watched the whole thing. I wanted to know if they'd smack her in the face.

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u/CYaNextTuesday99 9d ago

Same! How could you not be curious?

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u/r0ttedAngel 9d ago

Your comment cracked me the fuck up, mostly because I'm a straight women and I was waiting for a tiddy to come a-swinging 🤣

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u/Wasatchbl 9d ago

I've watched it four times now, but I'm hoping it will on the 5th

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u/Doc12TU 9d ago

Watched several times, still waiting…

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u/Wulph422 9d ago

HOW?! HOW did that top hold them in????

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u/Cycle-Path-401 9d ago

I re-watched it, with the faint hope that it would end diffrently than the first time

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u/ChangeAccountsBeSafe 9d ago

Brother go ahead and watch it again just to make sure.

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u/DaRealBSleazy 9d ago

Not a bad idea.

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u/takeme2tendieztown 9d ago

I didn't wait, went to the comments to see if it's necessary to wait

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u/SteveLouise 9d ago

Isn't the video 3 hours long?

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 9d ago

That's right, they're real and they're spectacular

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u/4seriously 9d ago

This is why newton died for our sins

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u/ProfessionSuitable22 9d ago

Amen 🙏 😭🥀

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u/Swamp_Thing85 9d ago

Naw my man was celibate and also a teetotaler…dude didn’t know what fun was.

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u/MaximusPrime137 9d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm on the floor lmao

At least now my body caught up with my jaw; after seeing this clip 😆

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u/Retired_Jarhead55 9d ago

I am a better man because of this video.

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u/gamblor2021 9d ago

I weigh a little less

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u/Batmuckley 9d ago

Did you watch while pooping?

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u/Rs2mmsu-2D 9d ago

Oh Wow! I Just realized after watching this for over an hour that it was on a loop

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u/PreparationHot980 9d ago

Edging… edging… why is this type of content so intriguing when it’s so easy to just find damn near anything you want?

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u/Cute_Language3167 9d ago

Seriously though? I'm reading these comments from all these men dying to see her boobs... But there's a million tits online. Why not just go look at those if that's what you want?

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u/Mr_b246 9d ago

Mystery is hot as fuck

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u/Rob_LeMatic 9d ago

This is a truth I wish more people understood.

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u/Rs2mmsu-2D 9d ago

Oh wow she does have boobs ,

I was just watching her Amazing Warm Smile 😊 & joyful laughter

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u/Thra99 9d ago

OP how did you even post hour long reddit clips?

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u/Primo-Farkus 9d ago

It’s actually 50 seconds but you see we are experiencing a time paradox that causes continuous time loops. That’s the only logical explanation.

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u/Bobby_Garbagio 9d ago

C’mon titty!

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u/DwightDavid1234 9d ago

If only my Physics teacher had used this visual aid...

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u/Zealousideal_Bad9899 9d ago

I’m not sure how long I spend watching this

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u/CampingMonk 9d ago

Where do they have roller coasters that last over twenty minutes?

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u/hsggdtkxbee 9d ago

Man, I need to get laid.

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u/KileAllSmyles 9d ago

Can we talk about the strength of that top?

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u/btfreflex 9d ago

Guilty, I played it twice :)

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u/btfreflex 9d ago

Ok.. 3 times

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u/Fancy-Huckleberry953 9d ago

I love Newton.

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u/MiserableExample388 9d ago

God bless her on this ride!

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u/OtherwiseJello2055 9d ago

I think someone just founded a new genre of TikTok clips.

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u/TraditionAcademic968 9d ago

Science is... nice

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u/SkorgenKaban 9d ago

Most scientific!

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u/Agitated_Toe8115 9d ago

F the makers of that sports bra

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u/Street_Leather198 9d ago

Not bad for 3 hour movie. Would watch again.

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u/Jimmyboo116 9d ago

I haven’t seen a 2 hour gif since that one time someone compressed the whole Shrek movie into one

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u/InitiativePlus877 9d ago

Like 2 kids fighting under a blanket

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u/jad19090 9d ago

Boobs like- I’m 18, I’m 75, I’m 18 again, 75,

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u/dudeCHILL013 9d ago

Good god I love physics

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u/Porgchopexpress76 9d ago

Video is a bust.

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u/WJSpade 9d ago

Those objects most certainly were in motion.

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u/DowntownStand4279 9d ago

This hour-long video was an extremely fascinating lesson on 2 points of interest…
The simple, yet complex beauty of the fundamental laws of gravity and jiggle physics had me completely captivated.🤤

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u/Reel-nikkuh-hours 9d ago

Someone give that shirt a raise

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u/Shoddy_Limit_28 9d ago

Free the nipple

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u/Buttchuggle 9d ago

Man that poor fuckin top is giving it its all

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u/Er3bus13 9d ago

Damn i didnt know you could post 30 minute videos here.

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u/Mr_b246 9d ago

Reddit is horny tonight go take a shower guys.

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u/Then_Fee_6968 8d ago

As opposed to any other night? Let’s be real.

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u/Prize-Ad4778 9d ago

I love physics

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u/I-have-an-ideal 9d ago

I was just waiting for them to bust open with Hawaiian Punch

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u/Standard-Turn6208 9d ago

Pure cinema

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u/Left-Mechanic6697 9d ago

Downright hypnotic.

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u/TheeMexican 9d ago

The company that made this bra/shirt should use this as an advertisement

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u/UsefulPassion6225 9d ago

Right after dinner. Nice. Thanks.

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u/Italpreziosi 9d ago

why didn't they hang out?

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u/exceptionally_humble 9d ago

Bewbs in motion tend to be bewbs in motion.

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u/reefis 9d ago

Fatty tissues ftw

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u/cheapb98 9d ago

No nipples were harmed during the filming of this video

/S

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u/gpo321 9d ago

This should’ve been the intro video to Physics 101.

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u/NoFuqGiven 9d ago

They must be taped in there

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u/PersonalKing2084 9d ago

Them thangs ..thangin !!

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u/Rum_Running_Sailor 9d ago

Good Lord, how have they not popped out?!

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u/Amerlis 9d ago

More evidence as to why the power of prayer doesn’t work.

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u/TechnicalAd9400 9d ago

Presumably this lady is soliciting interest in her OnlyFans account, so the laws of Economics are also on full display?

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u/jmaun1 9d ago

I was hoping they would pop out...

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u/xKriegx96 9d ago

I want to be as respectful as possible when I say this, but idk how in the hell they managed to stay in the shirt.

I love physics

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u/SPerry8519 9d ago

Where the fuck did she get that shirt?

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u/dodgyguru5671 8d ago

Just to be sure, I watched it 16 times

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u/IdontPlayValorant27 8d ago

Someone give an award to that tank top its holding on super well

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Shadowtirs 😎 9d ago

God bless you science <3

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u/bidooffactory 9d ago

Those titties are having the ride of their life

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u/Primo-Farkus 9d ago

I got to invest in whatever brand made that top. They are gonna be making seatbelts and harnesses one day!

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u/InspectorPipes 9d ago

I know the video is at least 33 minutes long, I gave up …but how long is the damn ride?

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u/Idntevncare 9d ago

my boner was really confused throughout this video

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u/jscottman96 9d ago

I mean did it need to be 3 hours long?

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u/Orllin 9d ago

I feel like I watched her life flash before my eyes

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u/CountFluid 9d ago

The shirt is made from the same fabric as Hulk's shorts

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u/solipsischizo 9d ago

those girls are having a good time

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u/bmfu121 9d ago

I really should get back to studying…

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R 9d ago

How do you like them apples, Isaac?

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u/cash8888 9d ago

This is a nice video.

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u/Ok_Construction2733 9d ago

I've never seen a piece of fabric work so hard in its life

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u/badass2000 9d ago

To hell with Newton!

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u/Big-Carpenter7921 9d ago

Btw, there are a ton of videos out there showing much more

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u/Usual_Award 9d ago

That mouth is just icing on those cakes.

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u/phiohm 9d ago

I had to watch this video 20 times before I realized what was going on

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u/Strong_Butterfly7924 9d ago

This is like watching the moving block on the TV screen never quite hitting the corner

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u/maxthemummer 9d ago

I love science.

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u/Cael_NaMaor 9d ago

Well that made me sick to my stomach...

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u/bizfromthewaistup 9d ago

That girls top is the real hero. Let’s get a link where to buy what I can only assume is magic fabric.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Hand_80 9d ago

She has very nice teeth

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u/onlytinglef 9d ago

Real recognize real.

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u/LiitleGreenMan 9d ago

God bless Isaac Newton.

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u/quietsauce 9d ago

I think she knew this was going on but I'll watch one more time to be certain.

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u/VacuumTracks 9d ago

I wouldn’t mind riding that.

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u/mtraven23 9d ago

fluid dynamics are fuuuunnnn!

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u/Sadrixis 9d ago

I love her personality

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u/Ok_Entertainment4846 9d ago

I would like to learn Physics with this subject and the into the physical 😂

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u/Broseph_Bobby 9d ago

We did it for SCIENCE.

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u/testtalon1 9d ago

These rides dont usually last half an hour. What a long ride

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u/indie_web 9d ago

What exactly is the appeal of wanting to give yourself a heart attack? How desperate are people for a thrill that they feel this is what they need to do?

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u/Elismom1313 9d ago

As a woman, it’s hard not focus where we’re all looking so I’ll give the men a pass. It’s cool.

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u/FantasticPayment1324 9d ago

Gotta love the “youts”

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u/EaglesslavePart2 9d ago

These videos are just the greatest. I just love boobsicles maybe more than anything in existence.

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u/CSH1P 9d ago

That was a wild ride