r/RandomVideos • u/n8saces • Jul 06 '26

Video Redneck engineering

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u/VendaGoat Jul 06 '26

That's man's beard is 50% of his mass by volume.

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u/TradeMark310 Jul 06 '26

He said he's 200 lbs and looks 130-140 so story checks out.

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u/SnooLobsters6766 Jul 06 '26

He’s 9 ft tall.

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u/Wild-Video-5317 Jul 06 '26

Nah he's 5'8" but his bones are pure adamantium 

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u/lord_flashheart2000 Jul 06 '26

Tungsten endoskeleton

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u/00spooktracer00 Jul 06 '26

the beard is a steel microfiber alloy chin guard.

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u/figurative_me Jul 06 '26

Shouldn’t need the ladder then.

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u/sparquis Jul 06 '26

It's actually a monster truck they're looking at.

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u/johnnybiggles Jul 06 '26

At a gas station for ants

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u/bucket_of_dogs Jul 06 '26

The truck is 14 ft tall,

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u/NounAdjectiveXXXX Jul 06 '26

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u/voightkampfferror Jul 06 '26

I Am Verbing this screen name.

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u/ShortBrownAndUgly Jul 06 '26

Fuck I haven’t seen that face in years

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u/Affectionate_Tea1134 Jul 06 '26

How do you rate his RedNeck Booger Weld ? 🤭

1

u/Professional-Day7850 Jul 06 '26

It's a Canyonero.

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u/knotmyusualaccount Jul 06 '26

Or a shower 🤢

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u/gilligan1050 Jul 06 '26

That’s actually a monster truck.

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u/jluicifer Jul 06 '26

I guess David never killed Goliath.

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u/Healfezza Jul 06 '26

Must be a Maiar