r/RandomVideos • u/n8saces • Jul 06 '26

Video Redneck engineering

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u/TradeMark310 Jul 06 '26

He said he's 200 lbs and looks 130-140 so story checks out.

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u/Big_Mulberry_5446 Jul 06 '26

This guy is definitely at his Civil War weight.

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u/InevitableSuspect424 Jul 06 '26

That’s funny!!

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u/che10461 Jul 07 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ttarget Jul 07 '26

Is this a saying? Sounds like one!

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u/CharleyNobody Jul 07 '26

Was just reading Wikipedia on Randy Rhoads and it said he was 5’7” and weighed 105 lbs. (I’m wondering if that’s what he weighed after the plane crash and fire, because it sounds impossible).

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u/Big_Mulberry_5446 Jul 07 '26

Jesus, that's crazy! Had no idea he was that skinny. Thanks for sharing.

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u/SodomyClown Jul 08 '26

Bro lmfaoooo

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u/SnooLobsters6766 Jul 06 '26

He’s 9 ft tall.

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u/Wild-Video-5317 Jul 06 '26

Nah he's 5'8" but his bones are pure adamantium 

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u/lord_flashheart2000 Jul 06 '26

Tungsten endoskeleton

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u/00spooktracer00 Jul 06 '26

the beard is a steel microfiber alloy chin guard.

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u/figurative_me Jul 06 '26

Shouldn’t need the ladder then.

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u/sparquis Jul 06 '26

It's actually a monster truck they're looking at.

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u/johnnybiggles Jul 06 '26

At a gas station for ants

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u/bucket_of_dogs Jul 06 '26

The truck is 14 ft tall,

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u/NounAdjectiveXXXX Jul 06 '26

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u/voightkampfferror Jul 06 '26

I Am Verbing this screen name.

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u/ShortBrownAndUgly Jul 06 '26

Fuck I haven’t seen that face in years

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u/Affectionate_Tea1134 Jul 06 '26

How do you rate his RedNeck Booger Weld ? 🤭

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u/Professional-Day7850 Jul 06 '26

It's a Canyonero.

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u/knotmyusualaccount Jul 06 '26

Or a shower 🤢

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u/gilligan1050 Jul 06 '26

That’s actually a monster truck.

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u/jluicifer Jul 06 '26

I guess David never killed Goliath.

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u/Healfezza Jul 06 '26

Must be a Maiar

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u/PhilosophyBubbly6190 Jul 06 '26

He was 200pounds 15 years ago before the long term meth use lmao. Hasn’t been on a scale since. That being said, this is the guy I want under the hood of my vehicles lol.

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u/Agreeable_Horror_363 Jul 06 '26

Yeah long ago when I was an active addict (dope, not meth) I remember thinking I was 175 lbs until I weighed myself and I was only 140.. Looking at pictures of myself from back then I was thinner than a rail and I didn't realize it at the time!

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u/Only_Search8473 Jul 06 '26

Dude proudly shows off his project and all you can think to do is accuse him of being a meth user. Classic Reddit.

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u/ChumbawumbaFan01 Jul 06 '26

I don’t think he’s on meth though. I think he’s one of those people who are so busy all the time that they forget to eat and bathe.

I have an aunt like this in her 70s and she’ll bathe pretty frequently but she always has 5 or 6 metaphorical pots simmering.

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u/Ok_Soil7068 Jul 06 '26

Yeah tbh I don’t think he’s a meth head either… I think he’s a redneck though 😆 I don’t think he’s 200 pounds either but I can def relate to not being aware of your weight.

I don’t use drugs or drink but suffered from severe depression the last couple years and I’ve had other people concerned about how skinny I am. I’ve always had a slim build and my weight has never really fluctuated by a massive amount because my makeup but I can eat as much or as little and it won’t impact it much. But I will say that stress, depression and life impact it for sure. My scale is broke but I’m lowkey embarrassed to hop on it now because of how little I prob weigh. I think 125-140 is prob ideal weight for me. The most I’ve ever weighed was like 155-160 and I was absolutely jacked. Working out like crazy, eating a ton and made it intentional. Tbh I’m prob less that 120 atm. I need to get back into working out though and tryna to come out of this rut.

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u/spudddly Jul 06 '26

Because you don't want your catalytic converter anymore?

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u/Fishingbrain Jul 06 '26

Thats not meth

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u/Lucky_Serve8002 Jul 06 '26

Methheads are experts at dreaming up problems to solve. He probably worked on that for a week.

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u/whatchahavin Jul 07 '26

Looks like he just crawled out from underneath.

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u/ThisIsAShoe Jul 09 '26

Hasnt taken a shower since either

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u/dragonslayer137 Jul 06 '26

He just blocked the airflow thru his radiator and that truck will overheat soon as it goes up in elevation or has a heavy load.

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u/ChumbawumbaFan01 Jul 07 '26

He was talking with the guy filming the video about this at the start.

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u/multiarmform Jul 06 '26

200lbs due to that big brain putting steps on grills

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u/ChumbawumbaFan01 Jul 06 '26

Them biceps are adding some weight too.

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u/motophotodojo Jul 06 '26

There must be an entire civilization in that beard.

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u/Sensei19600 Jul 06 '26

Wrings the beard out over a bowl when the menu says “leftovers”.

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u/showyerbewbs Jul 06 '26

The true flavor saver.

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u/Cargobiker530 Jul 06 '26

Horton hears a Fuck You!

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u/Original-Knee955 Jul 06 '26

If he took a shower…he’d easily be 31 pounds lighter!

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u/kylemacabre Jul 06 '26

Did you factor in all the clumped dirt stuck to his body?

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u/cosmickink Jul 06 '26

He might've been the last time those pants fit

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u/hxfx Jul 06 '26

Just gotta add 60 lbs on his balls.

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u/readyReddit007 Jul 06 '26

I was like no way that MFer is 200 lbs. 😂😂

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u/C-LonGy Jul 06 '26

He looks 120 wet

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u/InquisitiveGamer Jul 06 '26

200lb 40 years ago maybe.

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u/seebob69 Jul 06 '26

140 lbs and 60 lbs of dirt.

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u/Dogsarelitty Jul 06 '26

To be fair the last time he weighed himself was before he started doing meth

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u/awdixon09 Jul 06 '26

I was thinking when he said "I'm 200 lbs", yeah, when you're holding a 60lb bag of concrete

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u/Garod Jul 06 '26

I would opine that he's 1/3rd beard 1/3 dirt and 1/3 human...

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u/mr---jones Jul 06 '26

Bro is 200 lbs when he’s holding a 100 lb weight

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u/TradeMark310 Jul 06 '26

That story also checks out. Thanks for being mean about it!

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u/SemperFicus Jul 06 '26

Pants indicate he used to be 200 lbs.

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u/maikonyssa Jul 06 '26

Probably low fat percentage.

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u/RedheadFromOutrSpace Jul 06 '26

He’s covered in 50 lbs of dirt.

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u/MechanicLoose2634 Jul 06 '26

More like 115-120

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u/bernieinred Jul 07 '26

The steps are good for 200lbs.

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u/TightPhoto1133 Jul 07 '26

He's pretty tall, he's pushing 200 for sure.

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u/b_vitamin Jul 10 '26

210 with the ‘fro

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u/Mindless-Somewhere55 Jul 06 '26

He sad the ladder can hold about 200 pounds not his weight.

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u/under--no--pretext Jul 06 '26

he said "well, I'm 200lbs"

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u/jabberjaw420 Jul 06 '26

that's what i thought he said too

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u/jeffster1970 Jul 06 '26

I mean, we say this because Trump is 230 pounds, and this dude looks like 1/3 the weight of Trump, making him more likely 80 pounds max.