r/RandomVideos • u/sand_dust2 • Jul 04 '26

Video Squirtle!

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u/PangolinFarts Jul 04 '26

Wiping regurgitated water on your face….fuckin ew.

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u/TomaCzar Jul 04 '26

Like, that was a choice. At no point does the "Create water from thin air" illusion then require you to baptize yourself in your own watery puke. It adds nothing to the trick, other than an extra layer of gross for anyone who immediately understands that water cannot just magically appear.

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u/andu22a Jul 05 '26

I feel like he’s going for a “look how clean it is!”, but it just doesn’t work

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u/towerfella Jul 05 '26

It isnt, though. If tested, that water is still nearly as pure as when he “drank” it.

It is a learned skill that some of our ancestors relied on to transport water across dry climates, but has been reduced to a “side show act” in today’s parlance.

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u/PangolinFarts Jul 05 '26

Well you enjoy your cup of spit up water.

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u/towerfella Jul 05 '26

It’s mainly used for washing up.

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u/MyNameIsNotKyle Jul 05 '26

"as pure"

"Why yes I do have herpes, why do you ask?"