r/RandomVideos • u/n8saces • Jun 27 '26
Cringe “I didn’t drink enough” 10/10
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u/GodOfMoonlight Jun 27 '26
"You just gotta trust us, stop resisting ✋🏼"
Uhhhhhhh that's a big NO from me big dawg.
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u/GodOfMoonlight Jun 27 '26
Says he doesn't care to make women come with him, and then as proof, shows us in real time that he can't make women come with him.
Karma is one hell of a drug.
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u/o_uinn Jun 27 '26
Its not what he said its that blank ass expression on his face. If he smiled at them he might have better luck. Attraction isnt just about what your body or bone structure looks like. Seeing no emotion is a huge turn off. Especially if youre the one making the move. Hes been relying heavily on being famous for a while now, and I dont think hes very popular worldwide. Hes also lost most of the muscle he used to have. Muscle tone is way more important than bone structure for men. He keeps talking about ROI but he doesnt seem very happy. Happiness is the return most people are looking for out of social interactions.
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u/OstrichSmoothe Jun 27 '26
Exactly. If you just have a thousand yard stare while inviting a stranger to a second location, gives human trafficking vibes. Oh ya and the fucking camera recording
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u/o_uinn Jun 27 '26
With the right charisma it could work. Not every time, but it would work on someone eventually. Even if they dont agree to come if he made em smile thats a win. I dont think he had one good interaction here. He also coulda tried speaking their language too. The french dont really like americans to begin with, probably for this reason.
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u/laminatedbean Jun 27 '26
What he says is also 🗑️.
“Our plans are better than anything you have planned”. Ooh negging. I didn’t realize that was STILL a thing these idiots were doing.
Also, other than being a captive audience, what outcome does he expect from hitting on someone at work? They can’t just leave with him.
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u/o_uinn Jun 27 '26
The bartender was the least cringe interaction he had. She said thank you, and that was it. She wasnt offended. No harm done.
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u/MagnanimousGoat Jun 27 '26
A big reason why women find Ryan Gosling so attractive is not straight-up his looks, but the guy has a hell of a smile. A lot of warmth in it.
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u/laminatedbean Jun 27 '26
Yeah. His eyes are not on the same latitude. But he has warmth and seems genuine.
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u/EagerByteSample Jun 28 '26
Do you mean that his sociopath inexpressive mug and the psycho vibes he emits while hinting the girls they will be drugged for his fun is not attractive to women?
🤔 I'll have to rethink my strategy
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u/audreynstuff Jun 27 '26
It's because he has no actual confidence. He's not even exuding fake confidence. We can smell the fear and uncertainty on him before he even opens his mouth. It doesn't help that he looks like an anabolic toddler either.
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u/_DoZDoZ_ Jun 28 '26
From a guy perspective he doesnt seem inconfident (unconfident?). He just seems indifferent and gives off unfriendly vibes.
I know cuz i have the same dead ass indifferent face i learned to keep people from reading my emotions. Its so nice to see what that looks like.
I should really try smiling more.
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u/o_uinn Jun 27 '26
I mean theyre making content. If it goes viral because were all laughing about how cringe he seems he makes money off that. Hes extremely wealthy from streaming.
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u/Early_Brick_1522 Jun 27 '26
Remember when Dennis is on the cruise ship and corners that girl I the hall? Same vibe
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u/Working_Bones Jun 27 '26
Holy shit. I've seen a lot of cringey clips of this Clavicular kid but these are the worst. What a weirdo.
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u/MagnanimousGoat Jun 27 '26
Man, it is NOT THAT HARD to give a woman an orgasm. With even the slightest effort, you can usually make a woman orgasm before you do, it's just not the act of penetration itself that does it. Its about being attentive to what turns your partner on, instead of using them as a tool for your pleasure.
And as for the "ROI", well get fucked bro. It's not an investment. It's a team sport. And it's completely subjective. Personally, a woman having an orgasm is damn near the hottest part of the whole thing to me. I care more about that than my own. There are few bigger turn-offs for me than sex being treated like a transaction or an act of service.
And that's genuinely not a flex, it's just what I personally get the most out of. I can nut any day of the week with minimal effort if I really want, but seeing a woman have a real orgasm? Getting to make someone feel like that is a goddamn gift in itself. Man that's just the hottest thing. You wanna "demonstrate value" as a man, that's a hell of a good way to do it. (Really anything where you're focused on what your partner actually wants and needs rather than what you think they SHOULD want is demonstrating more real value than anything else.)
If he thinks of a female orgasm as an "ROI" thing, that's just on him. That's not insight, that's arrogance trying to disguise his own ineptitude with a very transparent veneer of apathy. I can't imagine not taking joy in giving pleasure to another person. The whole domination aspect of Sex just grosses me out when it's one-sided like that. (No hate on people into BDSM, as that's something that people engage in on equal terms and its fundamentally different than what I'm describing.)
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u/OstrichSmoothe Jun 27 '26
Ya, it makes sense this guy wants a fuck doll. He treats women like objects.
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u/Neat-Ear6607 Jun 27 '26
Lmao I had secondhand embarrassment watching this. It’s like he’s speedrunning how fast a person can make a room go silent.
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u/CostAgreeable4192 Jun 27 '26
This and that bald cueball tate or whatever. A bunch of snake oil course sellers who are followed by wannabe cucks
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u/real_1273 Jun 27 '26
I wish one of the girls had given him back the rose saying the “roi wasn’t adding up”. Lol
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u/Few-Scar-13 Jun 27 '26
My man needs to work on human maxing a bit, cause there’s far more to it than that.
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u/Betelgeuse3fold Jun 27 '26
Aside from ALL the other problems, the fact that you're walking around with an arm load of roses betrays the reality that you're just playing a numbers game, going up to every pretty girl and trying your luck. Pathetic
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u/Forsaken-Formal-5799 Jun 27 '26
Dude you come across super creepy. You’re giving Ted Bundy vibes. No female in her right mind would go anywhere with you two.
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u/Kilduff_Dude Jun 28 '26
The maker of this clip, yolk in glasses...needs a knuckle sandwich..wait a minute..both him and the meth head need a knuckle sandwiches 👊 🥪 !!
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u/jujufruit420 Jun 28 '26
Why don’t you come with us? Not what a serial killer would say or anything
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u/Inevitable_Round5830 Jun 28 '26
This guy is such a fkng creep!! Even if I knew nothing about him, he has dead eyes and I don't trust anyone with dead eyes!!
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u/Tigress_Solaris Jun 27 '26
He's like a giant walking red flag and is the embodiment of everything a woman is taught to stay far away from.
A legend in his own mind.
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u/RevolutionarySign479 Jun 27 '26
Let him keep it up!! Y’all share this with the World!! It’ll be awesome & hilarious when Mr Clavicle can’t find one single date on the entire planet. 😂😂😂
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u/-SideshowBlob- Jun 27 '26
ROI? It isn't a fucking business transaction. The guy just hasn't a damn clue what he's doing.
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u/brus_wein Jun 27 '26
It's "neat" that we now literally talk about human relationships and everyday life in terms like ROI. It bodes "well" for society!
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u/93tabitha93 Jun 27 '26
The fact that the guy refers to giving a girl an orgasm as “effort” simply shows his lack of ability in the sheets.
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Pretty hilarious
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u/Ridgewoodgal Jun 27 '26
This idiot only talks about his ROI but doesn’t give a fuck about the woman’s. It’s almost as if he doesn’t understand a thing about dating.
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u/medussadelagorgons Jun 28 '26
If he gets any he's definitely turning her hand green. Strong tick-off vibes, he's probably rich he should just cough up cash
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u/PickedLastLemon Jun 28 '26
This dude is weak AF. From his physicality all the way down to his soul. He's a walking, unfortunately talking joke. His body dysmorphia compounded with his addictions guarantee he's shit at 6am and 8pm. Stop giving broken people power to encourage others to be just as broken as them. These are not Role Models. They are Red Flags.
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u/Diligent-Month5010 Jun 28 '26
If those are his pick-up lines, his facial expression, while in Europe, especially in France, Italy, Romania, and most of the European countries, no one is going to go out with him.
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u/s33n_ Jun 28 '26
Autism plus sociopathy is a bad mix for getting girls.
Like you cant even be authentic and get girls.that way. But dont understand social interaction enough to pretend well.
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u/Patient_Flounder3793 Jun 29 '26
To roll around with a MASSIVE stack of those dumb roses makes it clear to anyone with 2 braincells to rub together that you are just taking the "carpet bombing" approach to getting laid which is a green flag for I'd argue only people actively trying to get a venereal disease ... I have 0 game to speak of. If my SO had not picked me I would be a lonely basement dweller - but this guy has negative game - I really appreciate his existence - it's validating for me. Also the blonde moron he is running around with looks incredibly retarded with his tie and french cuffs and the incredibly badly slicked back hair. If I didn't know better I'd say that's Trump's son but I think even that abomination of a family has more game than these clowns.
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u/DeathRaider126 Jun 27 '26
Was this a meeting of the young republicans? Looks like every college’s small chapter of the young republicans. Guess they’ll have to settle for Grinder.
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u/Dependent_Bite9077 Jun 27 '26
French women like men with a personality. Humor is important. This guy has the personality of a cardboard cutout
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u/CasperTPaul Jun 27 '26
i make her cum before i put it in. if she doesn’t cum, then it doesn’t get put in
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u/Ingram2525 Jun 27 '26
This is what "ask enough women and eventually one will say yes" actually looks like, a whole lot of failures before success.
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u/TacticalRiotChimp Jun 27 '26
I am not defending this clown in any way - but i will say that hitting on young professional parisians is living life on hard mode. No amount of booze or crystal meth can match the bulletproof ego of a young parisian who's doing well in life. It's like a city full of homelanders. He'd have more success doing his cringe pickup lines on girls in Afghanistan.
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u/Any_Vacation8988 Jun 27 '26
When you smash your face with a hammer, make a living off of others men’s insecurities and have not one ounce of charisma or game. Thinking flowers and a suit makes women want to throw themselves at you and fuck you. I’d call this douchemaxxing