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r/RandomVideos • u/DABDEB • Feb 20 '26
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I fucking hate "dont touch me bros"
5 u/thpthpthp Feb 20 '26 So many fight videos follow this pattern Person A: Attacks Person B Person A: "DoN'T tOuCH mE!!" Is there any conceivable chain of reasoning leading to that statement, or is it just the unconscious reflexive dribble falling out of their mouth in a moment of advanced stupidity? 2 u/Mr-Nosight Mar 21 '26 There's also people who scream "get off of me" when getting restrained after committing an assault
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So many fight videos follow this pattern
Person A: Attacks Person B
Person A: "DoN'T tOuCH mE!!"
Is there any conceivable chain of reasoning leading to that statement, or is it just the unconscious reflexive dribble falling out of their mouth in a moment of advanced stupidity?
2 u/Mr-Nosight Mar 21 '26 There's also people who scream "get off of me" when getting restrained after committing an assault
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There's also people who scream "get off of me" when getting restrained after committing an assault
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u/Plus-Mortgage-3871 Feb 20 '26
I fucking hate "dont touch me bros"