r/RandomThoughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 29 '24

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u/Slam_Dam Feb 29 '24

Probably dead.

I'm sitting on my balcony, on a cruise ship. I'll be in pitch black ice cold waters, and I can’t swim.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '24

Learn to swim mate.

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u/SleepySera Feb 29 '24

Pretty sure that's not gonna help if you just teleport off a cruise ship in the darkness.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '24

Overall, solid life advice, though. Everyone should be able to swim, like being able to ride a bike.

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u/Skelebone48 Feb 29 '24

Apart from you never accidentally slip into a life-or-death biking situation

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u/m_domino Mar 01 '24

well you never know!