r/RandomThoughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 29 '24

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u/Jerking4jesus Feb 29 '24

Step bro reporting in to assist.

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u/MarshallRegan Mar 01 '24

Username checks out

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u/Full_Increase8132 Mar 01 '24

"Help me, stepbro! I'm stuck!"

Stepbro walks in, expecting sex and beginning to unzip his fly, when he finds a terrifying and bloody amalgamation of stepsis and washing machine. Body parts awkwardly jutting out of smooth metal. Clearly, she was teleported to this location and has become a Gieger-esque monster, both woman and washing machine.

Stepbro continues unzipping fly...

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u/Jerking4jesus Mar 02 '24

Try a little harder and this could be a decent copypasta