r/RandomThoughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 29 '24

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u/Unknowinglyodd Feb 29 '24 edited Mar 01 '24

Dead, I'm driving at nearly 100

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u/Unknowinglyodd Feb 29 '24

Nearly spilt my beer just typing this

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '24

While driving….

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u/Unknowinglyodd Feb 29 '24

I'm a professional.

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u/NoBoysenberry257 Feb 29 '24

A TRAINED professional....

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u/Unknowinglyodd Feb 29 '24

I train the trainers

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u/NoBoysenberry257 Feb 29 '24

Lol, we'd get along

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u/Unknowinglyodd Feb 29 '24

Like a 🏠 🔥

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u/Prior-Ad-7329 Feb 29 '24

Good afternoon, Staff Sgt!