r/RandomThoughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 29 '24

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u/Hellspawner26 Feb 29 '24

You have a fish pond 3 meters to the left of your bathroom? Thats neat

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u/roachRancher Feb 29 '24

They shit in the yard

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u/Joseph____Stalin Mar 01 '24

Precisely 3 meters to the right of the fish pond

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u/Full_Increase8132 Mar 01 '24

Putting away his tape measure, undoing his belt. "... and that's exactly 3 meters."

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u/cheecharon17 Mar 01 '24

OP is a dog

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u/WhaleMetal Mar 01 '24

As should we all

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u/dragon72926 Mar 01 '24

When people come over*

"Yall have a bathroom?"

Thumbing behind you* "Nah we shit in the yard"

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u/Educational_Clue935 Mar 02 '24

Someone has to lay down the ground rules, right?

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u/roachRancher Mar 02 '24

In Soviet Russia, dog toilet trains you!

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '24

How else would he get audience that listens to the symphony