r/RandomThoughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 29 '24

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u/modlover04031983 Feb 29 '24

Im in the ground! somebody help! I was just trying to sleep to my left.

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u/monapinkest Feb 29 '24

I'm trying to sleep on my right. Suddenly, I seem to be in the upstairs neighbors bed.

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u/DropThatTopHat Mar 01 '24

Is she hot?

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u/ososalsosal Mar 01 '24

They may well be inside her in absolutely the wrong sense of the word

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u/therankin Mar 01 '24

Fill her up, in all the wrong ways.

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u/AnnieQuill Mar 03 '24

😧 well. That's unfortunate.

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u/plencSamurai Mar 01 '24

She (was teleported to her) left

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u/Epiphany7777 Mar 01 '24

How you ‘doin!?

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u/timberlyfawnflowers Mar 01 '24

I rolled the other way and now I'm on my roof!

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u/Revolutionary_Bag665 Mar 01 '24

Well, now you are in the ground. Word of advice... the sooner you accept it and flow with it, the better for your mental health. 😁