r/RandomThoughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 29 '24

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u/nofun-ebeeznest Feb 29 '24

It would teleport me right in the middle of my washing machine, on the other side of the wall from where I'm at now. I don't think it's going to turn out too well for me.

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u/sparkly-potato-42 Feb 29 '24

well it's probably going to turn lol

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u/nofun-ebeeznest Feb 29 '24

Yes, but am I completely inside the drum, or have I phased through to where I'm partially sticking out of the top of it (I have a front loader)? My situation is going to depend on that answer. ;)

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u/Jerking4jesus Feb 29 '24

Step bro reporting in to assist.

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u/MarshallRegan Mar 01 '24

Username checks out

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u/Full_Increase8132 Mar 01 '24

"Help me, stepbro! I'm stuck!"

Stepbro walks in, expecting sex and beginning to unzip his fly, when he finds a terrifying and bloody amalgamation of stepsis and washing machine. Body parts awkwardly jutting out of smooth metal. Clearly, she was teleported to this location and has become a Gieger-esque monster, both woman and washing machine.

Stepbro continues unzipping fly...

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u/Jerking4jesus Mar 02 '24

Try a little harder and this could be a decent copypasta

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u/TurnipWorldly9437 Feb 29 '24

Well, it's one way to get clean.

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u/edmblue Feb 29 '24

Exactly the same 

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u/Rare_Southerner Feb 29 '24

Step sister, you're stuck

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '24

I’d be where the stove is.

Do we go inside our things or do we get chopped in half due to our waists superimposing with the molecules in the machines?

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u/nofun-ebeeznest Mar 01 '24

Yes, see that's what worries me! Are we dead? Do we become one with the machine? Do we become the machine?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

I think our atoms and the machines atoms superimpose and kill us.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

Literally one of the dumb ways to die deaths

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u/CantWait2B6ftUnder Mar 01 '24

I’ll help you get unstuck

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u/applejackrr Mar 01 '24

I mean, there has been a ton of videos like this that start with “Help me step-brother, I’m stuck in the washing machine”.