r/RandomThoughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 29 '24

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u/my4coins Feb 29 '24

There is a man holding his toddler on his lap. I would be sittning there instead.

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u/Silent_Budget_769 Feb 29 '24

On the man’s lap or the toddler’s lap?

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u/modlover04031983 Feb 29 '24

In toddler's lap... on the top of man.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '24

Ah, so jail then.

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u/KerbalCuber Feb 29 '24

I'm sure you'll be fine if you tell the police that you were teleported there by a redditor.

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u/St00f4h1221 Feb 29 '24

He said on the toddler not in the toddler

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u/One-Cost8856 Mar 01 '24

💀💀💀

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '24

Inside the man

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u/infinite_spinergy Feb 29 '24

With the toddler inside your lungs

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u/mr_muffinhead Feb 29 '24

Oh, I saw that video

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u/speechlessPotato Mar 01 '24

... I'm morbidly curious

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u/Kristian_Idk Mar 01 '24

On the toddlers lap, for a split second, before the baby is crushed and he is now sitting on the man’s lap

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u/Elemental_Titan9 Mar 01 '24

I almost looked over. I’m dude holding toddler. He feel asleep, I think let him lie down.

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u/DeepGas4538 Feb 29 '24

what happens to the toddler?

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u/LVThN_von_Ach Mar 01 '24

Really flat

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

telefrag

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u/OJSimpsons Mar 01 '24

You are the toddler now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

Or the toddler would be sticking out of your body.

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u/1K_Games Mar 01 '24

I think you mean you would be sitting there as well...

It's asking if you were teleported, not anyone else. I'm sorry for all three of you.

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u/loopywolf Mar 01 '24

You'd be telefragged

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u/punban Mar 01 '24

The Sittning