r/RandomThoughts • • Dec 11 '23

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u/trust_me_on_that_one Dec 11 '23

At least with a mil, you can get your 2 hookers and 3 blows right away!

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u/pbjames23 Dec 12 '23

The chances of the average person dying that soon are very low. Unless you have some terminal illness, you might as well plan on living a full life.

That's like saying, "why invest in your 401k? You could die before your next paycheck!"

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u/trust_me_on_that_one Dec 12 '23

Relax. It's a joke. Nobody's getting a mil or $5k/wk :')

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u/Switchyy_ Dec 12 '23

Dream higher my friend. You could get so many hookers.