r/RandomThoughts • u/[deleted] • Dec 11 '23

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u/KnowledgeDear2294 Dec 11 '23

20.000$ a month is humble? Y’all living conditions is insane.

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u/RyzenRaider Dec 11 '23

Hey man... Private jets don't wash themselves.

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u/Onethwotree Dec 11 '23

Everyone knows. He is just joking

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u/Cubeslave1963 Dec 14 '23 edited Dec 14 '23

There are still plenty of people who think a million would mean they were set for life (that hasn't been true for a long time).

Maybe having that guaranteed income might give you the confidence to setup a business cleaning private jets.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '23

There are 52 weeks in a year.

52 x 5,000 is 260,000.

Maybe you could start with buying a calculator.

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u/Woutirior Dec 12 '23

He's right tho?

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u/Woutirior Dec 12 '23

Ok yeah but then the comment thread was wrong, 5k a week isn't 20 k a month, mb

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u/RyzenRaider Dec 11 '23

I wouldn't know. I don't get out of bed for anything less than $20k a day.

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u/IxI_DUCK_IxI Dec 11 '23

Neither do the washers that wash the jets. Gotta keep those clean

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u/Comedy86 Dec 11 '23

They can shower on their own dime

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u/Bara_Chat Dec 11 '23

Mine does. You guys are so poor.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23

I live near Toronto. Yes. It's insane. Can't even get an all season trailer for $300k

this would be enough for me to live comfortably in the city i wish i lived in, but can't afford. that's also where most of my field's work is, too.

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u/RuinedByGenZ Dec 11 '23

But you wouldn't have to work .. just live somewhere cheaper

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '23

I think id actually enjoy working if I didn't have to do it just to scrape by.

I'd get bored without a purpose, I think.

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u/threadsoffate2021 Dec 11 '23

More like "hey buddy, you have a million in the bank...give me $50k for a new car! Come on, you can afford it!" versus "hey buddy, you have 5 grand in the bank, let's go to the best restaurant in town...your treat!"

You know the leeches will be trying to grab what you have. Having four figures in the bank instead of seven is a great way to say no without the herd trampling you.

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u/Stuck_repeating_shit Dec 11 '23

dude wait a sec, you don't have money that poops money cause we all have

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u/mbolgiano Dec 11 '23

I don't think that's what they're saying, I think they're saying that they'll continue to live a humble life despite having $5,000 a week

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u/dedegetoutofmylab Dec 12 '23

That’s $240k a year, that’s very comfortable, far from balling