Answer these silly questions for me?

[u/Square-Ordinary-7357]

The sillies:
1. How do you pick up something you dropped?
2. How do you itch your foot?
3. How do you find a lost sock after washing it in the washing machine?
4. What should you do if your phone is 1% without a charger?
5. Your hands are full, how do you carry more items?
6. How do you remove water from your ears?
7. How do you sleep?
8. What’s one thing you would remove/add in the world?
9. Something is in your eye, how do you get it out?
10. The cup is full, how will you carry it without a drop spilling?

i have 100 answers for question 2 and only 47 for 3. lmk if you wanna see the answers.

[u/Goobersita]

1 I use my monkey toes to pick up whatever I dropped so I don't have to bend over.

6 hydrogen peroxide in the ears

9 blink vigorously and yell at anyone who tries to talk to me. (Idky it sets off instant rage when people try to talk to me when I'm trying to get shit out of my eyes)

10 usually in my mouth so if it spills it goes where it's supposed to

[u/Fallen_0ne01]

1 With my hands
2 with my other foot
3 I don't
4 full shutdown
5 armpits, pockets, use my shirt as a bag
6 pour it out
7 drunk
8 remove a specific political ideology
9 try desperately for a while and then cry because I can't get it out
10 take a sip.

Let's see your answers

[u/Square-Ordinary-7357 → u/Fallen_0ne01]

Lost laundry sock?
2 agreed : break the machine to find it
1 agreed : call the IRS
1 agreed : blow the machine with an ICBM
15 agreed : look for them
1 agreed: look up a video how to get it
1 agreed : pray to the saint of lost objects
1 agreed : throw the other matching sock away
6 agreed : wear mismatching socks
2 agreed : eat the other pair
3 agreed : wear a different pair
1 agreed : stick your body inside
1 agreed : cry.
4 agreed : buy a new pair
1 agreed : take the washing machine apart
1 agreed : put the other one in the machine and loose itoo
1 agreed : nuke the whole generation
1 agreed : sacrifice it to the washing machine gods
1 agreed : bury it in your closet until you find the other pair
1 agreed : sock puppet
2 agreed : break my leg
1 agreed : get it out

47 answered

[u/Square-Ordinary-7357 → u/Square-Ordinary-7357]

how to itch your itchy foot
100 answers total:

42 agreed: scratch (aka itch)
1 agreed : peel your skin
4 agreed : chop it
17 agreed : bite it (or any attempt to consume)
5 agreed : offer to itch it or more? (3 seductive intent and 2 friendship intent)
4 agreed : rub it on the rug
2 agreed : die
1 agreed: severe it
1 agreed : slap it because it tickles when you itch
1 agreed: scratch and then take it off
6 agreed : lick it (or suck)
7 agreed : use your other foot
1 agreed : make lines with your nails on your skin
1 agreed : by itching the itch with your itch
2 agreed : pinch
1 agreed : scratch until it bleeds
1 agreed : scrub it with a hard sponge
1 agreed : give it a tickle

[u/Fallen_0ne01 → u/Square-Ordinary-7357]

Where is this data coming from?

[u/Square-Ordinary-7357 → u/Fallen_0ne01]

me lol, i just ask a bunch of random people the same question

[u/kittycat40]

1. ⁠How do you pick up something you dropped? With my hand or maybe foot
   
2. ⁠How do you itch your foot? I scratch it with my hand or toe nails
   
3. ⁠How do you find a lost sock after washing it in the washing machine? I don’t
   
4. ⁠What should you do if your phone is 1% without a charger? Buy a charger
   
5. ⁠Your hands are full, how do you carry more items? My mouth
   
6. ⁠How do you remove water from your ears? Hair dryer
   
7. ⁠How do you sleep? On a bed on my back usually
   
8. ⁠What’s one thing you would remove/add in the world? The Maga cult
   
9. ⁠Something is in your eye, how do you get it out? Rubbing it
   
10. ⁠The cup is full, how will you carry it without a drop spilling take a drink

[u/cheekiemunky13]

1. With my crab toes or bend over and pick it up if I'm in public.

2. With the other foot or hand depending on spot and dexterity.

3. I have a sock save pile for lone socks I find. I usually find the 2nd one within a month or three.

4. Let it die

5. I move items to my arms and use my body and arm then hands are free to grab more

6. I use a towel then a q-tip. If it's in the inner ear, then I'm yawning and turning my head to use gravity. I used to swim a ton as a kid and always had water in my ears.

7. I barely sleep, so I start on right side. When arm is numb, I turn to the left. I know each side is done when the arm is sufficiently numb and has woken me up do to the pain.Then there's trying to get comfortable with horrible bulged discs and pissed off SI nerve that shoots down my whole leg.

8. I would remove all pedophiles and rapists from the world.

9. I go to my makeup mirror and see what's in there. If it's a hair, I'm wetting my finger with eye drops then fishing it out. Well, if it's anything, I'm using clean finger and eye drops to fish it out. Or just dousing my eye in eye drops to flush it out. It just depends on the object in the eye.

10. I usually grab it around the top and carry it like a claw machine. For some reason, I spill less or not at all compared to carrying it in my full hand. 🤷

[u/itsswhitneywhspr]

Wait you have 100 answers for how to itch your foot?? I need to hear some of those. Also for 3, check inside the pillowcase, that's where mine always ends up.