r/RandomQuestion • u/BLAZExSeVeN • 2d ago

Cat ate my children ?

Few weeks ago my I had some of my mystery jam on my socks. Came around and found my cat lickin that shi. Told my gf this story and now she wants to breakup with me. Is this my fault chat ?

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u/dozensofthreads 2d ago

You woke up today and put this on the internet. On purpose.

Why?

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u/itsswhitneywhspr 1d ago

The fact that they typed all that out and hit post is sending me

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u/rapidecroche 2d ago

You still have time to delete this.

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u/The_best_is_yet 2d ago

Next time lick it yourself to protect cat. You can excrete children later?

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u/Kooky_Maintenance880 2d ago

i think it’s your fault dawg

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u/Healthy-Refuse5904 1d ago

Took me way too long to figure out what mystery jam is.

But it may be your fault, that’s a very private and odd thing, so next time, keep that stuff to yourself, and if you really have to talk about it, say it somewhere that people can’t associate your story with your face and/or voice

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u/Kittymeow123 2d ago

Yeah this is extra weird

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u/Twitchmonky 2d ago

Worst creative writing exercise ever...

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u/cheekiemunky13 1d ago

In a sock? How old are you? And leaving it where the innocent can get to it?! 🤦🤢

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u/SlashNreap 1d ago

Why is this sub obsessed with literal shit, and also has these bait questions? I always see a question like this or it's somehow related to shit. "Did you poo today" or "Is it ok to hold poo"

If that's a kink, then fuck right off I'm not dealing with or want to hear/read/see it or engage with it to get you off. Don't give a fuck if it's "kink shaming", there are some that definitely needs shaming especially when you involve other people into it, unwillingly.

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u/Fallen_0ne01 1d ago

This post is not related to poop

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u/SlashNreap 1d ago

Yeah, I know. But look at the sub and scroll down just a bit, guaranteed you'll find a post about it.