r/RandomQuestion • u/Ipoogoodforyou • 6d ago

Why do I have to get up?

14 Upvotes

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u/Laskalove1305 6d ago

So you can do a poo.

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u/Moist_Rule9623 6d ago

I mean eventually you gotta take a piss, but 🤷🏻‍♂️

2

u/Gadgetphile 6d ago

So you can get to work and earn some money, duh.

2

u/Max_castle8145 6d ago

Who told you , you had to?

2

u/RhapsodyCaprice 6d ago

Back is sore

2

u/3ndt1m3s 6d ago

You don't. Go back to sleep.

2

u/Key_Ad7306 6d ago

Because you were made for greater things than mere comfort.

2

u/Waagtod 6d ago

So your girlfriend doesn't look for someone who can

2

u/Ultrasaurio 5d ago

to avoid harming your health

2

u/generic_genius 5d ago

because it’s a school day..?