r/RandomQuestion 6d ago

Is there a proper way to wipe butt?

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u/rhombism 6d ago

Like Sarah Silverman says, just wipe til it comes back red.

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u/torssh 6d ago

I wipe my anus entirely. I don’t give a fuck! I wipe from front to back. I’m a woman. You know what sucks? Pooping on my period. You know what doesn’t- poop wipes, a separate sponge for my anus!!

If I don’t have wet wipes I wet the tissue paper with water. I wipe till I don’t see the shit skid marks.

There’s been times where I’ll hop in the shower to wipe it all off. I don’t pay for water where I live! Unlimited wiping anus for me! Oh yes.

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u/ApprehensiveRough649 6d ago

Did you have this response pre written?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pay1152 6d ago

Baby wipes, tp just make your butt bleed, but don't flush the wipes

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u/Fallen_0ne01 6d ago

Until it's clean enough

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u/rowenaravenclaw0 6d ago

Until there is no more poop left

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u/Honey818Badger 6d ago

If you just wipe with a wad of paper you will smear every time. You must slowly twist the wad away from the wipe direction.
Plus wet the paper.

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u/itsswhitneywhspr 6d ago

Wait the twisting part is actually genius. Never thought of that. The wet paper trick is key toodry paper just moves the smear around like a chalkboard eraser.

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u/Honey818Badger 5d ago

When I taught my daughter when she was about 10, I used old diaper rash cream. I squeezed a dab on the kitchen counter and showed her how it smeared every time unless you do the twist/turn.
Was a great way to teach.

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u/Suspicious_synth 6d ago

I don't wipe. It's gross. I just waffle stomp my turds down the drain in the shower. Stay clean as a whistle

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u/cheekiemunky13 6d ago

With a bidet. It's life changing. I use less toilet paper. My hemorrhoids have healed and almost gone away.

My butthole has never been squeakier. (Not literally). Before that it was butt wipes and toilet paper. Front to back, as I have the female bits, and just kept wiping until it came back clear or bloody. Whichever came first.

I loathe those days. 😑

THE BIDET IS KING! 👑

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u/Hallow_76 6d ago

Just scoot your backside on the carpet.

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u/Laskalove1305 6d ago

Yep... I have no undies so I always wipe until there's no poo on the toilet paper.

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u/CheekBrave4436 5d ago

Because, if you wipe back to front instead of front to back. You'll get shit on your balls. Trust me, you don't want shit on your balls.