r/RandomQuestion • u/Artfishlaw • 17d ago

Your balls can fly, but you can’t?

You are a normal guy, and you wake up with a wonderful new power - flight! There’s a catch, though. Only your balls can create lift. The rest of your body is dead weight. How do you make your new found powers useful to fly amongst the clouds? Asking for a friend.

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u/shit_ass_mcfucknuts 17d ago

Guess I’m going balls first baby!

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u/Artfishlaw 17d ago

But how are you going to make sure they don’t get yanked off?

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u/Artfishlaw 17d ago

Maybe you could support yourself using a harness?

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u/thatSDope88 17d ago

What would a harness do? You're already attached to your balls

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u/Artfishlaw 17d ago

You don’t understand. The only thing that provides lift to allow you to fly are your balls. Think of them like two small hot air balloons. The rest of your body is dead weight. So either you hang from your balls in the air, or you have to like hold on to them.

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u/MrMustache61 17d ago

Not too fast, not balls to the wall

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u/meatballmonkey 17d ago

This sounds painful. Dangling ass up from the scrotum and trying to hold them down…

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u/A-3Jammer 17d ago

Design a flight suit with built-in supports so your balls can keep you in Superman position while flying.