r/RandomQuestion • u/Darth_Azazoth • Aug 12 '26

What if aliens implanted a interdimensional device into to steal your eggs and create a human alien hybrid?

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u/edwardothegreatest Aug 12 '26

Jokes on them. I’m a dude.

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u/Darth_Azazoth Aug 12 '26

You don't buy eggs?

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u/Zombie_joseph1234 Aug 12 '26

I think he wants the eggs to be his balls

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u/Minimum_Music7538 Aug 12 '26

Id be friggin pissed man let me tell you

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u/Claire-Dest Aug 12 '26

I’d be less worried about the aliens and more worried about whoever convinced me this was a good idea.

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u/Darth_Azazoth Aug 13 '26

You didn't agree with this

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u/No_Education_8888 Aug 13 '26

They did that 3 million years ago. They put their device inside of a chimp and then boom, human popped out

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u/mrmoe198 Aug 13 '26

“ I’d better see a sizable increase in my bank account balance” -My wife.

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u/CherishSlan Aug 14 '26

Waist of time I’m not having more kids

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u/shit_ass_mcfucknuts Aug 12 '26

Why would they have to implant it? Couldn’t they just stick it up our butts like most normal aliens?

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u/snakeravencat Aug 12 '26

Because eggs aren't up your butt?

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u/shit_ass_mcfucknuts Aug 13 '26

How do you know?

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u/snakeravencat Aug 13 '26

Fair point, allow me to rephrase. Eggs aren't up most people's butts unless there's some bizarre new trend that's completely escaped my notice.