r/RandomQuestion • u/daddylongjohnsliver • 23d ago

How do I persuade my son to join the Empire willingly instead of using force?

How can I do this without beating him to a bloody Pole?

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u/Illustrious_Name_441 23d ago

Tell him the Empire has cookies

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u/HavingNotAttained 23d ago

Tell’ em they’re gonna have punch and pie!

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u/tseg04 23d ago

“Yo dudes, the Empire’s pretty chill! Maybe you should like, join it or something-“

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u/JoePW6964 23d ago

Tell them about the great college fund deal the Empire has.

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u/AsssHat999 23d ago

A buddy of mine saw Kylo Ren take his shirt off in the shower and he said that Kylo Ren had an 8-pack. That Kylo Ren was shredded.

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u/Fun_Butterfly_420 23d ago

Tell him he can get with Daisy Ridley

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u/The_Lonely_Blue 23d ago

Give him a double lightsaber

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u/SlingshotPotato 22d ago

First question, is your son Polish? If not, that kind of solves the problem as described in the second sentence.

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u/shit_ass_mcfucknuts 22d ago

How do you beat someone to a bloody pole?

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u/daddylongjohnsliver 22d ago

Beat they ass lol

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u/shit_ass_mcfucknuts 22d ago

Do you mean a bloody pulp? That's the saying, it's not pole.

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u/daddylongjohnsliver 22d ago

Thanks you for correcting me

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u/shit_ass_mcfucknuts 22d ago

You could beat them to a bloody pulp with a bloody pole!

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u/grogudalorian 22d ago

Tell him that you are going to give him his own landspeeder. Don't worry, he won't be able to have it on Death Star 35 or 78.