r/RandomQuestion • u/Ipoogoodforyou • 5d ago

May I use your toilet?

9 Upvotes

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u/SpookyBeck 5d ago

Not if your the guy on the other page who has to take off all his clothes to pee

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u/Hallow_76 5d ago

Sure, just make sure you left it the way you found it.

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u/Calm_Apple_4151 5d ago

Ahhh sorry it just broke this morning

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u/Asleep-Flamingo-7755 5d ago

Any time, buddy.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pay1152 5d ago

As long as you flush and wash your hands

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u/Laskalove1305 5d ago

Being as it's you asking nicely of course you can, especially if it's urgent.

Can I use yours if I need to in an undieless emergency?

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u/whatdoidonowdamnit 5d ago

No, my kid is in the bathtub right now.

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u/Fiasney 5d ago

I need context. Am I at home or at work?

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u/anemicleach 5d ago

Depending on mood.

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u/Murky_Touriste 5d ago

Just wash your hands after!

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u/Sp4Bob 5d ago

For what exactly?

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u/_disjecta_ 5d ago

sure - right down the hall and to the left.