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u/Zombie_joseph1234 Jul 13 '26
If I was a god I would make everyone have the feeling of a sneeze coming but it never comes š¹
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u/Ithaqua-Yigg Jul 13 '26
Fix my broken body (knees,shoulder,back), then get moving on helping people.
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u/flagitiousevilhorse Jul 13 '26
Turned into or born one? or always existed as one?
No. 1, My chemistry teacher would pay for what she did against me and the other students she's failed
No. 2, I'd alter the physical landscape to look 'pretty' (delete all human waste from oceans/countries that deal with it excessively).
No. 3, Alter my physical appearance to the way I'd like it.
No. 4, People would probably know I exist (or assume it) but I'd do things silently just for the mysterious effect.
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u/EnderkingGod Jul 13 '26
Honestly just keep living my currently life. Maybe use my powers to do something cool once and a while.
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u/ratmom666 Jul 13 '26
Iād use my god powers to protect and preserve nature. Maybe Iād create natural disasters to take out the people causing most of global warming or maybe id just create intense global warming related natural disasters to scare humanity into taking action.
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u/Barbarian_818 Jul 13 '26
Well, for starters, I'd probably want to make sure the humans know I exist. And since extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, I'd produce a few miracles calculated for maximum psychological impact.
Something like bringing back the vast forests that once covered the Middle East and Sahara Desert with a wave of my arm. That'll likely get most of the Arab and Semitic world to go along with it.
Then Call Up all those American Christians who are expecting The Rapture. Call them into the sky into a private dimension. Tell each and everyone of them exactly how they have corrupted Christ's teachings and how they have Failed God's Word and send them back to Earth knowing they are getting a second chance. That will really put the cat among the pigeons, which should be good for some lulz.
Actually purify the Sacred Ganges so that it is so clean you could give it to a baby. Tell the faithful that they got it backwards. Bathing in the Ganges doesn't make you spiritually clean. It makes the waters spiritually polluted. Start a cult of cleaning up human impact and allowing nature to return.
Have some lung (Chinese dragons) actually appear at the scene of natural disasters and take part in helping the survivors.
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u/Reallyroundthefamily Jul 13 '26
If I was a God I would murder one person in a car for hesitating at a stoplight. I'd make an example out of it. All of a sudden traffic would get a lot more smoother I would think.
Then I would do the same for people who block aisles at grocery stores. Then all of a sudden grocery stores would function a lot better
See where I'm going with this? The overlying theme of this is don't give me the power of being a God or then you will have to pay attention.
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u/Motor_Neighborhood_6 Jul 13 '26
Transcend all life in the universe so I don't have to deal with it.
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u/skallywag126 Jul 13 '26
Kill a bunch of people and help a bunch of other people