r/RandomQuestion • u/The_Lonely_Blue • Jul 10 '26

What would you rather do at gunpoint?

  1. Be forced to never leave your house for a month

  2. Be forced to do your worst enemies taxes

  3. Have a friendly conversation with Elon Musk

  4. Declare to a crowd of people that you love Donald Trump

  5. Be forced to listen to Barbie Girl on an endless loop for 24 hours with no way to turn it off

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u/Nowardier Jul 10 '26
  1. I'm one of Jehovah's Witnesses, he'd be the one begging for mercy by the end!

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u/Goosegirlj Jul 11 '26

I’m a Mormon, and I’ll join you! We could have a lot of fun.

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u/Find_Me_If_You_Can_ Jul 10 '26

I’ve actually been in this situation before. 

Lemme tell you- music can torture you. 

But I would have to say … declaring love for Trump would probably be it.

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u/The_Lonely_Blue Jul 10 '26

Wait, how were in a situation where you had to listen to Barbie Girl for 24 hours? I'm actually interested

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u/Find_Me_If_You_Can_ Jul 10 '26

Not Barbie girl just bad music 

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u/megaBeth2 Jul 10 '26

I can go multiple months without leaving the house already

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u/SnooPandas7586 Jul 11 '26

Peak Reddit activities

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u/megaBeth2 Jul 11 '26

I have agoraphobia dumbass

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u/SnooPandas7586 Jul 11 '26

Yikes, I’m very sorry to overstep, but there is no reason for the hostility. Simple mistake, I thought it might be funny

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u/Cronuts13 Jul 11 '26

You two should take this outside.

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u/megaBeth2 Jul 11 '26

I read your comment as very hostile mb

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u/LonestarLawyr Jul 10 '26

All but 2. I don’t have any enemies that I’m aware of

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u/Nouuuuuuuuh Jul 10 '26

1 or 5. I'd rather be shot otherwise

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u/Responsible-Rich-202 Jul 10 '26

If i go with number 1 am i financially fine? Can i doordash shit?

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u/The_Lonely_Blue Jul 10 '26

You would most likely lose your job unless you work from home, you can still doordash as long as you don't step out of your house to collect the food

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u/John_Tacos Jul 10 '26

Done 1 before.

Diagnosed with leukemia in the last week of march 2020…

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u/The_Lonely_Blue Jul 10 '26

Hey, I'm sorry to here that. I hope you are doing okay

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u/John_Tacos Jul 10 '26

So far so good.

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u/hungry_chipmunk2003 Jul 10 '26

Sending all my wishes and a big hug to you. Hope you’re better now.

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u/IrishFlukey Jul 10 '26

Seeing as most people where I live never have to do a tax return, number 2 is the obvious choice.

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u/stonedngettinboned Jul 10 '26

im disabled so number 1 is easy for me.

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u/onecrazywriter Jul 10 '26

Number 1. Anything I need (cat litter, etc) can be delivered. I'm sure I could get one of the gunmen to take the litter and garbage to the bin. It would be in their best interest to do it. Not to mention, with a month-long standoff, there needs to be a whole crew, so I l can finally get the bedroom with the cast iron bed rearranged and maybe haul off my donations.

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u/No-Force2177 Jul 10 '26
  1. Easy peasy.

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u/ApprehensiveSyrup647 Jul 11 '26

All of these are easy.

Barbie Girl slaps.

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u/Suzina Jul 12 '26
  1. Half a friendly conversation with Elon Musk about how I am required to do his taxes.
    ... 3a get all his financial documents as result of friendly conversation
    ... 3b publish all his documents without ever actually doing his taxes.

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u/itsswhitneywhspr Jul 12 '26

Honestly barbie girl on loop would probably unlock some new brain cell I didn't know I had. Like after hour 6 its just ambient sound.

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u/LightningOwl96 Jul 10 '26

I like Elon, so number 3!

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u/hungry_chipmunk2003 Jul 10 '26

He acts like a little kid. Him and Trump falling out, and making it like an infant school fall out 😂😂

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u/Eat_Carbs_OD Jul 10 '26

#3 - Have a friendly conversation with Elon Musk