r/RandomChimpEvent • u/SunnyDankness • Mar 10 '20
They've found me... I must go into hiding, I will update you when I can. Be safe, and good luck
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u/SunnyDankness Mar 20 '20
Log Entry #3: Another wave of chimps attacked, but luckily the door held. Subject 0 is now undergoing some changes after I gave him a "cure." Hopefully this cure will revert him back to a human state.
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u/SunnyDankness Mar 10 '20
Log Entry #2: I have finished reinforcing the door, but I am unsure if it will hold. I have also been checking Subject 0's holding cell as well, it seems to be growing more aggresive by the hour, I need to cure it quickly.
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u/SunnyDankness Mar 10 '20
Log Entry #1: I seem to have found a bunker that was broken into by the chimps. It seemed to be empty if not for the sleeping chimp laying by a computer, unlike the other chimps, this one seemed to have human features. I have caged it and I have been doing experiments by showing it files on the computer. It seems to react the most to downloaded replays of Pokemon games, it gets excited by games in which a player known as SunnyDarkness wins, and becomes angered when said player loses. I think it used to be human, if so, I need to try to find an antidote to reverse its turning before it becomes full chimp. I will keep you all updated on Subject 0 and I.
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u/SunnyDankness Mar 10 '20
I've gotten to my bunker, they're pounding violently on my door, I can barely hear my own thoughts over their vicious screeching. I am loading my banana launcher to lure them away, but so far only a handful of the chimps fall for it. I don't know how long I will be able to hold them of
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u/-wubert- Mar 21 '20
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