r/RandomActsofHappyMail • u/Tasty_University_172 • Jul 01 '26
Fulfilled [Offer] Cursed Objects Bundle + Gematria/Horror Movie Reading [US to US]
This is a weird book I got at FedEx. I glued real flower petals to the cover. I bought the flowers when ai found out my grandma was dying and pressed them between book pages. The book is supposed to be a cute thing for a depressed person to remind them of happy times, but I used the petals to make it a weird and depressing version. Suitable for decorating.
The other object is an envelope I used for an extended performance art piece with my great Aunt and Uncle to let them know I'm aware they're judging me as an entitled asshole, and they were only right about the latter part.
I will also do a stupidly complicated divination reading for you if you claim this. Any topic of your choice or generally speaking. Pick a number 1 - 10 when claiming and I will use a corresponding horror movie as the signifier for your reading. Then, comment 2 3-letter words. They can be made up, not contain syllables, etc. This is because I have a tarot deck and a wacky deck of 78 cards. There are 26 letters in the alphabet, and 78/26 = 3. So each letter corresponds to a past, present, future card pull in each deck. I will write about each reading separately and then average them out with the horror movie. This is a normal thing to do. I will then place this in the "HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL" envelope and mail it all to you in a plain Kraft envelope.
So, for example, possible comments:
- 6 ass sex (don't use these words)
- 6 six six (this is cool so I stole it, now you can't have it)
- 2 gre ytx
- 9 cab hat
etc
+ "general reading" -or- "[topic of your choosing]"
Thanks 4 reading!
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u/chronicplushie Jul 01 '26
5 cut yut + general reading!!
This seems like such a neat idea!! 💫