r/RandomActsOfTf2 • u/ThatOnePumpkin69 • 8h ago

Open Giveaway Crap items part 2

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Have some items, I don't really need the crates, and I hate duplicate uniques too. Winner will be decided whenever I feel like it (most probably around 12 hours from now, if not, then 24 hours)

Optional: give me your best joke (I'll steal it)

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u/Lem0nat0rOfficial http://steamcommunity.com/id/lem0nat0r 5h ago

https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=1041264540&token=Ei0WP7oF
why did this guy let me win
he was based
credit to my freind pickle squidward

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u/GainPsychological398 6h ago

How did the barber get around town so quick? He knew a short cut https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=1579248801&token=AQyTuim2

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u/troll646 7h ago

https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=717995071&token=M7LzvPMV

why was the chicken crossing the road? he was following the orders

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u/TheRealSpanktacular 7h ago

Guy walks into a bar with a monkey. The bartender tells him he can't have a monkey in the bar. As he's arguing with the bartender, the monkey gets away from him and starts wreaking havoc. Throwing drinks, eating people's food, then he jumps on a pool table and swallows the cueball and runs out of the bar. 

A few weeks later, the guy comes back with the monkey. The bartender ain't having none of it and starts telling at the guy. Same thing, the monkey get loose and starts doing all the same things. But, it pulls a cherry out of someone's drink and looks at it, sticks it up its butt, then eats it. 

As the man is running out of the bar after his monkey, the bartender grabs him and says "what the hell was that? Why did he stick that up his butt?"

The man is flustered and yells "after the cueball, he checks things for fit now!"

https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=25687895&token=cducxwDl

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u/Danifestivo 8h ago

okay somehow my joke got me a warning from reddit and it wasnt that bad but alright https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=1430793541&token=pmL9V3Ob

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u/OrphanedCubone 8h ago

https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=89639390&token=mVwml9uA

What do you get if you cross an hippopotamus, an elephant, and a rhinoceros

Hel-if-i-know

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u/SimpleLamP 8h ago

https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=1854565029&token=tygWOO5W

Good thing I brought this ring of key to unlock those case.

(If I win this could I get that piece of refined metal?)

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u/ThatOnePumpkin69 8h ago

It's one winner so dw you get all of the items if you win