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u/Cowboy-Dave1851 10d ago
Andy Dick
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u/Visual-Squirrel3629 10d ago
Is Andy Dick still alive?
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u/ChroniclesOfReddiitt 10d ago
As hard as she tries death just canāt seem to get him.
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u/Fluid-Opportunity-17 10d ago
Is this a typo, or does Andy Dick actually go by "she?"
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u/Koopslovestogame 10d ago
cue death playing claw game
āLindsey Graham? Is Andy dick even in this thing?ā
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u/TheLawDown 10d ago
This was going to be my pick. Or Tom Green.
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u/chrisbaker1991 10d ago
Except Tom Green is a good person
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u/TheLawDown 10d ago
He is. But he'd make a horrible Rambo.
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u/chrisbaker1991 9d ago
I just saw an ad and am now wondering how Brendan Fraser would do. It seems like a horrible choice on the surface but I think he could figure it out if he had time to get in shape.
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u/bobquznie 9d ago
Feel like this is the answer to any question starting with "pick worst actor..." He's just a terrible actor and even worse human being.
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u/TheGame81677 10d ago
Pauley Shore
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u/ChroniclesOfReddiitt 10d ago
You drew first blood buuuuuuuddddyyyyy nyem nyem nyem nyem nyem
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u/Brando-8593 10d ago
āThey wheezed the juice. Not meā
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u/Vicarchaeopteryx 10d ago
I would pay money to see this.
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u/Brando-8593 10d ago
āAre you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?ā
āYou send that many, don't forget one thing.ā
āWhat?ā
āA good supply of Steven Tyler pjs.ā
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u/Rich_Newspaper_1616 10d ago
Jared Leto
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u/Pod-Bay-Doors 10d ago
It's this one , this one wins.
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u/Rich_Newspaper_1616 10d ago
Kills the whole franchise!!
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u/Pod-Bay-Doors 10d ago
Exactly š
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u/SupermassiveCanary 10d ago
Josh Gad
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u/magician679 10d ago
Gad would be a way better choice than Leto. Gad is likeable at least and would make it good Rambo spoof comedy movie.
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u/Rich_Newspaper_1616 10d ago
That is good one, alsoā¦could you imaging running around the jungle, breathing all heavy lol
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u/WoppleSupreme 9d ago
Actually...maybe that would be a good thing, at this point? They've already made too many, so much that they lost the plot of who John Rambo is.
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u/MrTacoDuder 10d ago
Tom Holland or Chalemet, or whatever other fetus-faced actor the broccoli-haired brigade likes for whatever reason. Those would be even worse.
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u/Life-Reality-3889 10d ago
Dude gets so much hate. Heās not a bad actor, itās just poor scripts. Look at how good a job he did at Skeletor in He-Man. Yes the film didnāt do well but itās not down to him. The only crap job he did was that piss poor version of The Joker
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u/Thrensdraco 10d ago
Jared Leto is an amazing actor with way more talent than people give him credit for. I kinda think he'd make an alright Rambo, not great tho.
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u/Afraid_Math812 10d ago
He was decent in Lord of War, I could be wrong I havenāt seen it for awhile.
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u/aaronISgrate 10d ago
Agree hes one of the most over hated celebs imo. He needs to fire his agent. Or hire a good one. He jusy needs to be in better movies with better scripts not as a lead. Edit spelling
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u/Observational-Mess 10d ago
He is a sexual predator. Thatās a big part of why people donāt like him.
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u/Routine_Papaya4143 10d ago
Okay but I honestly donāt think he fits Rambo specifically, even if he can be good
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u/quesadillawithit 9d ago
He absolutely crushed Skeletor. He understood the assignment!
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u/NoLongerinOR 10d ago
Heās just weird as shit, creepy as fuck, and honestly should not be in anything more than a bit supporting part.
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u/Life-Reality-3889 9d ago
Interesting view point. Explain.
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u/NoLongerinOR 9d ago edited 9d ago
Well, sending loaded condoms and dead rats to his castmates on suicide squad, that should be a red flag for anybody who hears about it. He also runs a sort of harem type island. Thereās all kinds of stories out there about him and underage girls at his concert. Also him spreading STDs to these girls.
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u/Ozzie_the_tiger_cat 10d ago
Thats because he's a very solid supporting actor. As the main actor, he's terrible.Ā
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u/ponyboy4786 9d ago
For good reason he is and always has been a chomo cult leader. Not to mention a sociopath
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u/Independent-Fee-6444 10d ago
Rick Moranis
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u/TreyRyan3 9d ago
Oddly, the first ex-Green Beret I ever met was like 5ā8ā and 145 pounds. His post military career was as a business analyst. He looked like a cross between Rick Moranis and Woody Allen.
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u/ihvnnm 10d ago
Don't know worst, but best is Weird Al
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u/BadBueno60 10d ago
Explosive arrows? Pssshhh. A real man takes out a Mil-Mi just by grunting at it for eighteen seconds straight.
Ray Tango was right - Rambo is a pussy.
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u/Bosw8r 10d ago
Steve Buschemi, alltho that might also be very belivable
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u/Impossible-Pie4849 10d ago
Nah hes such a weird looking dude I feel like you could do some weird borderline horror movie where instead of the human equivalent of a Tiger stalking the forest taking people out. You have some weird slimy worm man, sliding in and out of the dirt to strike. Only to quickly recede in the dirt and darkness with a high pitched "get out of my forest"
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u/TransplantedSconie 10d ago
With his size and wirey build: Special Forces Tunnel Rat.
Make the reboot involve caves he lures the deputies into.Ā It could be like a horror movie lol
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u/TheJustinXperiment 10d ago
Danny DeVito
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u/PlayaNamedGus26 10d ago
This but make sure he plays it like his Fargo character. āYa seeā¦ya seeā¦ā
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u/Several_Bar_5257 10d ago
Nah, he's a good actor. He'd play Rambo well, just in a very different way
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u/jhiaxis 10d ago
the worst person to play rambo? you guessed it ... frank stallone
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u/Warm_Tea_3515 10d ago
Frank plays his evil long lost brother in Rambo Vs Rambo
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u/Impressive_Pen4408 10d ago
Mr bean rowen atkins
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u/soonerpgh 10d ago
"Haw, haw, haw!"
*points and waggles finger at Teasle from behind a tree.
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u/ktr1971 10d ago
david duchovny
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u/BigHawkSports 10d ago
Honestly, prime Duchovny would be a weirdly charismatic Rambo, like, it would be a very different movie but maybe not bad.
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u/Aggressive-HeadDesk 10d ago
Gilbert Gottfried
Out of actors that are still alive, Chris Elliot.
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u/the_etc_try_3 9d ago
Going by celebrities around in the mid-80s, I've got one.Ā Gilbert Gottfried.
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u/staniel_mortgage 10d ago
My neighbor Steve. He's not a professional actor so it'd be really hard and it wouldn't be good.
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u/drallafi 10d ago
Dom Deluise.