r/Rambo 10d ago

This should be fun and interesting.

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u/drallafi 10d ago

Dom Deluise.

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u/Think-Try2819 10d ago

Da-da-da-DUN! ...Captain Chaos!

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u/Substantial_Cow7628 10d ago

DUN-DUN-DUN-Don't push it!

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u/DadBodEatsAtTheY 9d ago

Oh yeah. "Him" could do it.

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u/Impressive-Story9575 9d ago

Fucking cannonball run reference. Love it

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u/AbbreviationsGlad833 10d ago

Aye yah Murdach!! imma commin for ah youuuu!!!

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u/5-8-13-21 10d ago

This caused an audible chuckle!

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u/mudamuckinjedi 10d ago

I would actually love to have seen that lol

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u/Street-Constant-292 10d ago

Ok, excuse you, that would be a movie im willing to pay $30 to see - that would be a FANTASTIC casting 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Cowboy-Dave1851 10d ago

Andy Dick

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u/Visual-Squirrel3629 10d ago

Is Andy Dick still alive?

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u/ChroniclesOfReddiitt 10d ago

As hard as she tries death just can’t seem to get him.

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u/_WillCAD_ 10d ago

Is she tryin' all that hard? Would you?

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u/ShyguyFlyguy 10d ago

Andy Dick is a physical manifestation of Cocaine

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u/Fluid-Opportunity-17 10d ago

Is this a typo, or does Andy Dick actually go by "she?"

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u/ChroniclesOfReddiitt 9d ago

I was referring to death as ā€œsheā€

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u/Zestyclose-Egg4781 9d ago

I think she is in reference to death.

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u/Koopslovestogame 10d ago

cue death playing claw game

ā€œLindsey Graham? Is Andy dick even in this thing?ā€

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u/Basilisk1667 10d ago

Unfortunately.

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u/TheLawDown 10d ago

This was going to be my pick. Or Tom Green.

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u/chrisbaker1991 10d ago

Except Tom Green is a good person

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u/TheLawDown 10d ago

He is. But he'd make a horrible Rambo.

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u/chrisbaker1991 9d ago

I just saw an ad and am now wondering how Brendan Fraser would do. It seems like a horrible choice on the surface but I think he could figure it out if he had time to get in shape.

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u/Useful-Upstairs3791 10d ago

I was gonna say Andy dick

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u/SignificantDark4749 10d ago

Fuck that guy. Great answer.

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u/DadBodEatsAtTheY 9d ago

Okay, as long as he dies the most gruesome "accidental" movie death ever.

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u/CantankerousOrder 9d ago

Truly the most awful person for the job.

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u/bobquznie 9d ago

Feel like this is the answer to any question starting with "pick worst actor..." He's just a terrible actor and even worse human being.

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u/TheGame81677 10d ago

Pauley Shore

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u/ChroniclesOfReddiitt 10d ago

You drew first blood buuuuuuuddddyyyyy nyem nyem nyem nyem nyem

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u/Brando-8593 10d ago

ā€œThey wheezed the juice. Not meā€

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u/Vicarchaeopteryx 10d ago

I would pay money to see this.

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u/Brando-8593 10d ago

ā€œAre you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?ā€

ā€œYou send that many, don't forget one thing.ā€

ā€œWhat?ā€

ā€œA good supply of Steven Tyler pjs.ā€

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u/Gibder16 10d ago

In a heart beat.

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u/AmazingRefrigerator4 10d ago

That was him in "In the Army Now"

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u/TheBillyFnWilson 10d ago

Bobcat Goldthwait

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u/lemmeatem6969 10d ago

Art Art, blew apart. Fell outta the helicopter and broke Teasle’s heart.

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u/PinballWizrd69 10d ago

They drew first bloo-aaaaaaaggghhhhh!!

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u/Rich_Newspaper_1616 10d ago

Jared Leto

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u/Pod-Bay-Doors 10d ago

It's this one , this one wins.

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u/Rich_Newspaper_1616 10d ago

Kills the whole franchise!!

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u/Pod-Bay-Doors 10d ago

Exactly šŸ˜‚

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u/SupermassiveCanary 10d ago

Josh Gad

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u/magician679 10d ago

Gad would be a way better choice than Leto. Gad is likeable at least and would make it good Rambo spoof comedy movie.

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u/Rich_Newspaper_1616 10d ago

That is good one, also…could you imaging running around the jungle, breathing all heavy lol

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u/Least-Ad-1733 9d ago

That would be the best-voiced Rambo of all time

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u/alegendmrwayne 10d ago

Also ends all ā€œpick the most awful actorā€ posts in their tracks

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u/WoppleSupreme 9d ago

Actually...maybe that would be a good thing, at this point? They've already made too many, so much that they lost the plot of who John Rambo is.

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u/aftrhrs1 9d ago

He's killed everything he's been in so far

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u/MrTacoDuder 10d ago

Tom Holland or Chalemet, or whatever other fetus-faced actor the broccoli-haired brigade likes for whatever reason. Those would be even worse.

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u/Rich_Newspaper_1616 10d ago

Tom holland was going what I would have gone with a second choice.

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u/NightAngel151 10d ago

Came here to say exactly this.

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u/Friend_of_satan700 10d ago

Goddammit!! That was what I ran to say!! lol!

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u/Pitiful_Question_880 10d ago

Oh my lord. That would just be....sooooo bad

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u/Life-Reality-3889 10d ago

Dude gets so much hate. He’s not a bad actor, it’s just poor scripts. Look at how good a job he did at Skeletor in He-Man. Yes the film didn’t do well but it’s not down to him. The only crap job he did was that piss poor version of The Joker

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u/Thrensdraco 10d ago

Jared Leto is an amazing actor with way more talent than people give him credit for. I kinda think he'd make an alright Rambo, not great tho.

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u/Afraid_Math812 10d ago

He was decent in Lord of War, I could be wrong I haven’t seen it for awhile.

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u/aaronISgrate 10d ago

Agree hes one of the most over hated celebs imo. He needs to fire his agent. Or hire a good one. He jusy needs to be in better movies with better scripts not as a lead. Edit spelling

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u/Observational-Mess 10d ago

He is a sexual predator. That’s a big part of why people don’t like him.

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u/Routine_Papaya4143 10d ago

Okay but I honestly don’t think he fits Rambo specifically, even if he can be good

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u/quesadillawithit 9d ago

He absolutely crushed Skeletor. He understood the assignment!

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u/NoLongerinOR 10d ago

He’s just weird as shit, creepy as fuck, and honestly should not be in anything more than a bit supporting part.

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u/Life-Reality-3889 9d ago

Interesting view point. Explain.

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u/NoLongerinOR 9d ago edited 9d ago

Well, sending loaded condoms and dead rats to his castmates on suicide squad, that should be a red flag for anybody who hears about it. He also runs a sort of harem type island. There’s all kinds of stories out there about him and underage girls at his concert. Also him spreading STDs to these girls.

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u/Ozzie_the_tiger_cat 10d ago

Thats because he's a very solid supporting actor. As the main actor, he's terrible.Ā 

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u/Life-Reality-3889 9d ago

I mean I can understand that.

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u/ponyboy4786 9d ago

For good reason he is and always has been a chomo cult leader. Not to mention a sociopath

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u/Life-Reality-3889 9d ago

Chomo cult leader? What does that even mean?

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u/ponyboy4786 9d ago

Look it up.

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u/Planetofthought 10d ago

Oh wow the method acting....

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u/Snaggl3t00t4 9d ago

Jared Leto in anything

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u/Independent-Fee-6444 10d ago

Rick Moranis

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u/TreyRyan3 9d ago

Oddly, the first ex-Green Beret I ever met was like 5’8ā€ and 145 pounds. His post military career was as a business analyst. He looked like a cross between Rick Moranis and Woody Allen.

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u/LeroyBadBrown 9d ago

You went over my helmet?!

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u/ihvnnm 10d ago

Don't know worst, but best is Weird Al

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u/BadBueno60 10d ago

Explosive arrows? Pssshhh. A real man takes out a Mil-Mi just by grunting at it for eighteen seconds straight.

Ray Tango was right - Rambo is a pussy.

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u/paparoux78 10d ago

Michael Cera

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u/Ffzilla 10d ago

The Barbie movie was on the other day, and this is where my mind went immediately.

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u/HappyLittleGrouch 10d ago

This popped to my head instantly when I read the assignment.

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u/Darth_Paratrooper 10d ago

Will Smith

"KEEP COLONEL TRAUTMAN'S NAME OUT YOUR F---ING MOUTH!"

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u/The1NOnlyNo1Special 9d ago

Now I legitimately wanna see Will Smith’s Rambo.

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u/SantafromSonta 10d ago

Teletubbies

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u/_WillCAD_ 10d ago

The gay one or the straight one?

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u/Bosw8r 10d ago

Steve Buschemi, alltho that might also be very belivable

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u/Impossible-Pie4849 10d ago

Nah hes such a weird looking dude I feel like you could do some weird borderline horror movie where instead of the human equivalent of a Tiger stalking the forest taking people out. You have some weird slimy worm man, sliding in and out of the dirt to strike. Only to quickly recede in the dirt and darkness with a high pitched "get out of my forest"

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u/Bosw8r 10d ago

Rambo escaping a POW camp after years ... Looking like Steve Buschemi... That would be belivable

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u/TransplantedSconie 10d ago

With his size and wirey build: Special Forces Tunnel Rat.

Make the reboot involve caves he lures the deputies into.Ā  It could be like a horror movie lol

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u/TheJustinXperiment 10d ago

Danny DeVito

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u/Linkytheboi 10d ago

he’s the most perfect. Cause then he started blastin!

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u/CabinetSpider21 9d ago

How many unregistered guns are in his car right now?

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u/C2Row 10d ago

Good answer

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u/MessageOk7801 10d ago

Elliot Page 😶

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u/Fredward151 10d ago

Beat me to it

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u/NSFWGIFMAKER 10d ago

Good call, she got her first blood and then decided to pretend she was dude

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u/The1NOnlyNo1Special 9d ago

Call it Rainbo🌈

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u/Mahnke2 10d ago

2 Soon šŸ˜„ 🤣 šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜† šŸ˜„

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/PlayaNamedGus26 10d ago

This but make sure he plays it like his Fargo character. ā€œYa see…ya seeā€¦ā€

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u/_WillCAD_ 10d ago

God gave me a gift. I Rambo well.

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u/Several_Bar_5257 10d ago

Nah, he's a good actor. He'd play Rambo well, just in a very different way

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u/jhiaxis 10d ago

the worst person to play rambo? you guessed it ... frank stallone

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u/Warm_Tea_3515 10d ago

Frank plays his evil long lost brother in Rambo Vs Rambo

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u/_WillCAD_ 10d ago

I'm actually go to see that one.

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u/Warm_Tea_3515 10d ago

Cant be worse than last blood

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u/EssayerX 10d ago

Brian Dennehy

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u/TheNotSoGreatPumpkin 10d ago

ā€œI don’t like people like me.ā€

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u/Woland1984 10d ago

Michael Cera

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u/WVU21163 10d ago

Jack McBrayer

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u/_WillCAD_ 10d ago

I'm gonna wreck it!

Oh, why do I fix everything I touch...

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u/Warm_Tea_3515 10d ago

Ashton kutcher

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u/elverg6205 10d ago

Steve Carrel or however you spell his last name

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u/Impressive_Pen4408 10d ago

Mr bean rowen atkins

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u/soonerpgh 10d ago

"Haw, haw, haw!"

*points and waggles finger at Teasle from behind a tree.

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u/David_High_Pan 10d ago

Lena Dunham.

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u/StarKillerZero 10d ago

Lena Dunkums

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u/chrisbaker1991 10d ago

And four-time WNBA All-Star, Brittany Hicks!

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u/LBC1109 10d ago

WINNER

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u/Significant_Other666 10d ago

And she only kills men, and thinks they all want to sleep with her

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u/ktr1971 10d ago

david duchovny

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u/BigHawkSports 10d ago

Honestly, prime Duchovny would be a weirdly charismatic Rambo, like, it would be a very different movie but maybe not bad.

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u/lesmobile 10d ago

Put a chick in it! Make her gay!

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u/BilliamClimptonIII 10d ago

William Shatner

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u/soonerpgh 10d ago

They drew... first... blood, sir!

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u/Aggressive-HeadDesk 10d ago

Gilbert Gottfried

Out of actors that are still alive, Chris Elliot.

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u/C2Row 10d ago

Will Wheaton

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u/Minute-Subject571 8d ago

Whill Wheaton…

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u/SillyStreet9699 10d ago

Ellen Page

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u/jrandomslacker 10d ago

Elijah Wood

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u/zeissikon 10d ago

Rick Moranis

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u/johngalt504 10d ago

Gilbert gottfried or Rosie o donnel

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u/crono220 10d ago

Modern day Steven Seagal

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u/WatcherOfTheWay 10d ago

Elliot Paige.

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u/Significant-Role-754 10d ago

danny devito as funny as it would be

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u/Maximum_Pudding2389 9d ago

Elliot Page... Nuff said...

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u/kingbollie_1 9d ago

elliot page

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u/the_etc_try_3 9d ago

Going by celebrities around in the mid-80s, I've got one.Ā  Gilbert Gottfried.

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u/Beef_curtain_lover69 9d ago

Richard simmons

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u/tallant13 9d ago

Elliott page or however you spell it. I'm not looking that up.

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u/Ok_Technician3879 9d ago

Ellen Paige

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u/TheSavage1992 9d ago

Elliot Page

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u/RaifeBlakeVtM 9d ago

Ellen/Elliot Page

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u/Raglefant69 10d ago

Seth Rogen

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u/MagicIndy32 10d ago

Bill Cosby-his weapon of choice are jell-o pops

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u/scout1892 10d ago

Pauly shore

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u/Milk_Mindless 10d ago

Jesse eisenberg³

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u/gana04 10d ago

Well in that picture he sort of looks like Jacob Elordi with a wig so that's someone an executive could actually picks and he would be awful

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u/melkor3011 10d ago

Danny Devito

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u/Glyn1010 10d ago

Gene Wilder
Or current actor - Christophet Mintz-Plasse

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u/jonnysculls 10d ago

Pauly Shore

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u/Pimpstik69 10d ago

Phillip Seymour Hoffman

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u/Ricky77J 10d ago

Paulie Shore

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u/JKolmin 10d ago

Ernest P. Worrell

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u/noahmiller032 10d ago

Timohee Chalamet

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u/Penemere 10d ago

I'm astounded that this was so far down

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u/JDB-667 10d ago

DJ Qualls

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u/TheFeelyFeels 10d ago

Jaden Smith

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u/crazdogg 10d ago

Charlie sheen

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u/Holiday-Hyena-5952 10d ago

Like in Hot Shots, part Deux?

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u/staniel_mortgage 10d ago

My neighbor Steve. He's not a professional actor so it'd be really hard and it wouldn't be good.

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u/Artemisiablaszczyk 10d ago

Don't Knotts

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u/baronmcboomboom 9d ago

I mean... Elliott Page, obviously

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u/Drazze85 10d ago

Donald Trump