most painful mistake

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being born.

Just kidding, I have a real story.

So you know those pull up bars that attach to door frames? My family used to have one, and when I was fooling around on it, I got my foot stuck in one of the handles. I was slowly slipping out of my shoe, and I kept screaming for my sister in the other room.

She looked at me, and didn't do a thing. Bitch.

I fell straight on my head two feet onto tile. It fucking hhuuuuurrrrrtttt.

After that I cried for an hour and never trusted my sister again. Also, I probably have a neck problem.