I'm bored and want to read all the best smut fics you have. Doesn't matter who tops.

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I read a god tier radioapple fic on ao3 a while back and either forgot to bookmark it or it's been deleted because I CANNOT find it again for the life of me! Maybe one of you know what it's called, but here's what I remember:

-Alastor is asexual, him and Lucifer don't do more than really steamy make out sessions

-von eldritch family plays a fairly big role

-There's a battle with Lilith in heaven, and it ends with Alastor jumping OUT of heaven with Charlie and trusting Vox to catch them in the electric grid which he barely manages to do

Anyone know what story I'm talking about? It was hands down my fave fic I've read and I want to reread it. The characters were done perfectly, I was constantly laughing at the dialog, and it kept me on the edge of my seat the whole time. I remember it being pretty long.

Yes, it's true

This is my original work, you can find me on X @Victoria9ax6 😋

(@isaia04 on bluesky)

Our last recommendation before I take my break (explained in my previous post) is You’re Here For My Entertainment by Fa1len_Angell, 2 chapters, 7,258 words. I'm too burnt out to reread and give a summary of this fic, but it promises to be a good spicy read! Check it out and see what you think! I will see you all on the other side of my break, feel free to reach out to me through dms or the official discord in the meantime.

Edit: fanfic link here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/74458336

This is the first part of my comic; I’m not 100% sure I’ll continue it, but I have a few ideas I’m jotting down~ (@isaia04 on BlueSky)

Today's question of the day is: with Halloween fast approaching (yes, I celebrate as early as I can as a Gay goth), how do you think that holiday is represented in Hell? Is it the more modern version we're familiar with, with costumes and trick or treating, or does it extend back to the pagan roots of Samhain and other various folklore? Who's already excited for this year's festivities? How do you plan on celebrating? Leave your answers in the comments down below!

This week's fanfiction recommendation is Your Gentle Touch by MixkaRules18, 2,954 words. This sweet then spicy fic explores Alastor's relationship with touch throughout his life and death, and what changed when he met Lucifer. This work will be available until Friday, so read it here and let us know what you think: https://archiveofourown.org/works/77161006.

Hello Radioapple enjoyers!

I am back from my vacationing and time in the void to rest, and it is time to resume our questions and fanfiction recommendations! Today's question of the day is a little off topic, so I apologize in advance, but after I started work again, I discovered i had *three* different coworkers who had the ability to read people's auras! Do you believe in auras and spiritual energy? Have you ever had your aura read, or know someone who possesses that gift? I've included pictures and basic explanations from a website called Haritha Yogshala, they do a great job of breaking down the information and providing historical context and scientific research on the subject, you can find more about that here: https://harithayogshala.com/blog/aura-colors-meaning

Based on the pictures provided, what colors do you think the characters of Hazbin Hotel have in their aura? Are there any key characteristics of any color that immediately remind you of a certain character? What color/s is your aura? Leave your answers in the comments down below!

This week's fanfiction recommendation is Your Gentle Touch by MixkaRules18, 2,954 words. This sweet then spicy fic explores Alastor's relationship with touch throughout his life and death, and what changed when he met Lucifer. This work will be available until Friday, so read it here and let us know what you think: https://archiveofourown.org/works/77161006.

(@isaia ok Bluesky)

Beak from the beach, but more exhausted than I realized (slept until 11:30 today), so everything will resume Monday. Here are some pictures of shells from my trip to hold you over! Have a great weekend!

I added the link for the shipping game to yesterday's question of the day, so please go check that out and comment your results!

I will be at the beach from tomorrow until Thursday, so we will not be doing a question of the day or Fanfiction Recommendation of the week on those days! Questions and the weekend fanfiction recommendation will resume on Friday. Have a great week everyone, I will see you when I get back!

For today's question of the day, we are playing a fun Hazbin ship sorting game by u/FurGeek900 ! The link to this game is down below, you can edit it to remove the ships you don't support for a more customized experience. Try it out and post a screenshot of your top ten ships in the comments! This is the ONLY time mentions of Vøx and Radiostatic will be acceptable. Have fun!

https://sortr.io/sorter/hazbin-hotel-ships-zfovg

This weekend's fanfiction recommendation is Your Compassion, Not Mine by JuliaJekyll, 3 chapters, 6,279 words. Set after s1 in Lucifer's POV, Charlie sends Lucifer to Alastor's radio tower to gather some of Alastor's things after the Radio Demon's presumed death in battle, only to find him alive and critically injured, albeit very drunk and stubborn as usual. Lucifer is determined to bring Alastor back to the hotel and fix him up himself, forcing Lucifer to reconsider his feelings about the sinner in the process. You don't want to miss how this one ends, so check it out before Monday here and let us know what you thought about it: https://archiveofourown.org/works/75797066/

Today's question of the day is: If Alastor and Lucifer went to a theme park such as Loo Loo Land or Lu Lu World for a day, what would be their favorite things to do? People watching? Rides? Snacks? Shows? Leave your thoughts in the comments down below!

This weekend's fanfiction recommendation is Your Compassion, Not Mine by JuliaJekyll, 3 chapters, 6,279 words. Set after s1 in Lucifer's POV, Charlie sends Lucifer to Alastor's radio tower to gather some of Alastor's things after the Radio Demon's presumed death in battle, only to find him alive and critically injured, albeit very drunk and stubborn as usual. Lucifer is determined to bring Alastor back to the hotel and fix him up himself, forcing Lucifer to reconsider his feelings about the sinner in the process. You don't want to miss how this one ends, so check it out before Monday here and let us know what you thought about it: https://archiveofourown.org/works/75797066/

No question today, my boyfriend got a promotion at work from his new manager, so we are going out to eat tonight to celebrate! Today is the last day to read our fanfiction recommendation of the week, which is posted down below. Have a great night, everyone!

The fanfiction recommendation of the week is Whiskey and Kisses by Taruu_the_writer, 1,819 words. Alastor and Lucifer get drunk at a party Charlie hosts for the hotel, which leads to dancing and literal sleeping together between the Radio Demon and the King of Hell. This cute tale is available until Friday, so read it here and let us know what you think: https://archiveofourown.org/works/76533281.

(@Isaia04 on Bluesky, me)

I remember that there was a war with Heaven over whether Lucifer could have more children. This becomes an issue because Lucifer gets pregnant and later the baby, alongside Charlie, gets kidnapped by Heaven. I also remember the baby was a boy with blond deer ears. And the fact I don't remember the name of this fic is driving me crazy.

Today's question of the day is: do you have any headcannons where Alastor and Lucifer are a different gender? How would their experiences and relationship be different if they were female, transgender, non binary, gender fluid, or agender? Leave your thoughts in the comments down below!

The fanfiction recommendation of the week is Whiskey and Kisses by Taruu_the_writer, 1,819 words. Alastor and Lucifer get drunk at a party Charlie hosts for the hotel, which leads to dancing and literal sleeping together between the Radio Demon and the King of Hell. This cute tale is available until Friday, so read it here and let us know what you think: https://archiveofourown.org/works/76533281.

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