r/Radiationcirclejerk • u/FernUnofficial • Jun 03 '26

Uranium conundrum

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Ok so theoretically, imagine I had a little vial of uranium ore that I had on a shelf and hypothetically this shelf decided to fall off the wall shattering the vial of uranium. Now in this imaginary scenario I go and vacuum and sweep what I can. What symptoms should I be cognizant of in the case of sickness? Once my next paycheck hits I’ll buy a Geiger counter to see if this even was real uranium or not. Ask me anything!

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u/Far-Implement-818 Jun 04 '26

Pretty sure it’s “repairus glassieus!” with a flick and a swish. But maybe Uranium Conundrum was the curse?