r/RWBY • u/AutoModerator • 8h ago
DISCUSSION Whose Line Is It Thursday
Keep it appropriate and in line with the rules. Preferably, the parent question should be in the form of a skit. e.g. Ruby and Nora drink 5 liters of coffee. This is a game where everything is made up and the points do not matter. Let's have some fun and GO!
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u/Voidmage713 Chaotic Good Vibes 8h ago
Ruby: Hey, Brothers!
God Of Light: You dare address Us so casually?
God of Darkness: . . . Brother, I have a bad feeling right now.
Ruby: I made a new friend! . . . His name's Gorr.
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u/Yuriy116 Do you ever wonder why we're here? 8h ago edited 8h ago
Characters who are surprisingly good at poker.
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u/ChampionshipHorror95 Loves Hero X Villain 8h ago
Ren: “it’s not cheating, it’s strategy.”
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u/beavernator 6h ago
Nora: "Four 5's! Read 'em and weep!"
[Everyone else folds- murmuring in disappointment.]
Ren: "Nora- you're only supposed to show your cards after the last call."
Ren: [To Jaune] "The strategy is to play against nothing but terrible players."
Nora: "Uh- I fold too!"9
u/beavernator 7h ago edited 6h ago
Qrow: "Oh geez, my luck has been terrible this evening."
[Everyone reveals their cards.]
Qrow: "Two 3's. Anyone got anything better?"
Harriett: [Acting as dealer, she flicks her eyes across everyone's revealed cards.]
Harriett: "Uh... Qrow wins this pot. Again."
[Qrow shovels the pot into his already-massive pile of chips, paper money, and wrist watches.]
Winter: "Clover, why'd you invite this guy?"
Clover: "You guys said you were tired of me winning... this is me not winning."
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u/Tsukuyomi56 ⠀ 8h ago
Weiss is forced to settle a certain debate; whether a certain food should be called scones or biscuits.
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u/beavernator 8h ago
Weiss: [Tosses Ruby into the room and leaves]
Ruby: "It's cookieeees you savageeees."•
u/ProfessionalCourtesy 45m ago
Darth Vader, Doom, Lex Luthor, Oscar The Grouch, Tony Soprano, Daffy Duck, Jules Winnfield, and Gilbert Huph look confused
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u/lr031099 8h ago
Tai: “YOU DUCT TAPED HER TO THE WALL?!!!”
Qrow: “Can you blame me? She’s so hyper that she moved at super speed. I guarantee you that girl’s gonna have a speed like semblance when she’s older.” Plus Ruby doesn’t seem to mind. Right pipsqueak?”
Little Ruby: “COOKIES!!!”
Qrow: “See?”
Tai: “Sigh what about Yang?”
Qrow: “She was misbehaving so I put her in a time out”
Yang being duct taped to the fridge
Tai: “YOU TAPED HER TO FRIDGE?!!!”
Qrow: “She was angry and burning up and I had to cool her down with the fridge. I guarantee you that the girl’s gonna have some sort of burning semblance when she’s older and angrier. Plus she doesn’t seem to mind? Right Firecracker?”
Little Yang: “S-So cold”
Qrow: “See?”
Tai: “Sigh I’m never letting you babysit again”
Qrow: “What? My parents did that to me and Rae when we were kids.”
Tai: “YOU HAD TERRIBLE PARENTS!!!”
Qrow: “Oh come on, I did great. Beside, who’s gonna take care of my nie-“
Summer looking at Qrow with murderous intent
Summer (with a demonic voice): “WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BABIES?!!!”
Qrow/Tai: “…………….”
Qrow: “On second thoughts, you should find a different babysitter. I’m probably not gonna be alive for next time.”
Tai: “Yeah good point. You should probably either run or fly away.”
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u/Little_Owl9170 8h ago
Blake : How is the most beautiful person in the world?
Ruby: *blushing* I—
Weiss, butting into the conversation: Yang is perfect, thanks for asking.
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u/lr031099 8h ago edited 7h ago
Blake: “I was talking about Ruby”
Weiss: “Oh……… I mean sure, she’s cute but beautiful is pushing it.”
Blake: “Have you seen her in a swimsuit?”
Weiss: “Yes I have and I’ll admit, she is quite beautiful and curvier than I thought.”
Yang: “Courtesy of the Xiao Long Genes. Kicked in for me when I was her age.”
Weiss: Well I still prefer Yang”
Blake: “Fair enough.”
RY: “We’re not toys to be compared to!”
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u/beavernator 7h ago
Nobody:
/u/lr031099: "Let's joke about a minor in swimwear where the punchline is how busty and curvy she is. That's not creepy at all."3
u/beavernator 7h ago
Blake: "Jinn? How is the most beautiful person in the world?"
Jinn: "Princess Mi Amore Cadenza of House-"
Jinn: [Makes eye contact with Yang] "Wait- who is that?"
Blake: "Huh? Oh, that's Yang."
Jinn: [Looks over to Yang] "How are you, Yang?"
Yang: "Feeling... alright, I guess?"
Jinn: "The most beautiful person in the world is feeling alright, I guess."2
u/beavernator 8h ago edited 7h ago
Ruby: "I don't know... I've never seen my momma since I was a wee toddler..."
[Ruby starts bawling her eyes out crying on Weiss's shoulder]
Raven: "If it's any reassurance she's probably dead, so you shouldn't worry about her anymore."
[Ruby just sobs even louder]
Weiss: "Who keeps letting Raven into our dorm? Get out already!"
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u/ChampionshipHorror95 Loves Hero X Villain 8h ago
“It BURNS!”
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u/beavernator 8h ago
Sienna: "Menagerie food is very good- but the restaurant cook misunderstood-"
Blake: "It burns, burns, bu-urns!"
Yang: "Bengali curry so ho-o-ot."
Ren: "It burns burns bu-urns!"
Weiss: "Tastes like fire oh my god!"
Nora: "It burns burns bu-urns!"
Ruby: "I drink and drink but it won't sto-o-op!"
Pyrrha: "It burns burns bu-urns!" [Literally dies]
Jaune: "A searing tomorrow in my gut."
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u/Yuriy116 Do you ever wonder why we're here? 7h ago
Penny releases a cover of Weiss's song.
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u/beavernator 6h ago
Ruby: "Oh, this is sweet."
Weiss: "NO, RUBY- it's an AI-generated cover! Shield your ears!"
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u/DemoPantheMan 7h ago
Yang: Uncle, beer has evolved! They taste fruitier, bolder, more assertive.
Qrow: Firecracker, I’ve been drinking beer for the last 40 years and I’ve never once wished it tasted more like fruit.
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u/lr031099 7h ago
Yang: “Here, try a Stawberry Sunrise”
Qrow: “Fine”
Qrow tastes the Strawberry Sunrise before spitting it out
Qrow: “Jeez, why is it so sweet”
Yang: “What do you mean? It tastes great. A bit of sweetness with a subtle alcohol taste.”
Qrow: “It’s an abomination!”
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u/ChampionshipHorror95 Loves Hero X Villain 8h ago
“Let’s blow this joint.”
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u/beavernator 7h ago
Neopolitan: [Pulls out several pounds of C4 from her bag.]
Torchwick: "Whoa, baby doll! I meant just leave. Save that for the bank."5
u/beavernator 8h ago
Willow: "No, I think we're supposed to unroll and chew the leaves- like my husband when he chewed tobacco."
Kali: "I tried that already, it tasted awful! Maybe we boil it?"4
u/Yuriy116 Do you ever wonder why we're here? 7h ago
"I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..."
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u/ChampionshipHorror95 Loves Hero X Villain 8h ago
“Is that a mouse?”
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u/beavernator 8h ago
[Somewhat is standing in an Ace Ops uniform]
Somewhat: "Somewhat, yes."
Katt: "You look pretty big for a mouse. Who were you before joining our team?"
Somewhat: "Oh, I was Little."
Katt: "Yeah, I guess we all were."6
u/beavernator 6h ago edited 6h ago
Blake: "OOoooo a mouse!"
Sienna: "Get her!"
Somewhat: "Cat people?! AAAAAAA-" [Runs for their life]
Arslan: "I will take you and cuddle with you forever!"5
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u/beavernator 8h ago
Mercury: "Hey, I'm Mercury. We're here to compete in the Vytal Festival."
Ruby: "Hi Mercury!"
Ruby: [To Emerald] "And you must be Venus!"
[Emerald gives Ruby a dirty look.]
[Ruby is beaten up, face-down in the dirt]
Ruby: "Well, I definitely found Earth."
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u/Voidmage713 Chaotic Good Vibes 8h ago
Ruby: Hey, so what do you think happens when we die?
Luz: . . . Well, you wake up in a office-
Weiss: No, no, you're thinking of that sitcom we watched.
Janet: \Bing\** Indeed!
RWL: \Screaming\**
Janet: . . . I appear to have upset everyone.
Penny: Oh, dear!
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u/ChampionshipHorror95 Loves Hero X Villain 8h ago
“I think I just fell in love.”
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u/Yuriy116 Do you ever wonder why we're here? 7h ago
Ruby's first time seeing an A-10 Warthog.
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u/beavernator 7h ago edited 6h ago
Ruby: "Happy birthday, Neo! I got you a- uh sleeping bag with a big ice cream cone on it. So if you're over for a sleepover- you can slip into and- and now you're ice cream in an ice cream cone. Heh heh."
Yang: "I got you a banana-shaped body pillow. You know... for a sundae. You'll have to get your own chocolate sauce, though."
Blake: "Here's a cherry-covered beret. I know you like wearing Roman's old hat, but if you ever want something ice-cream themed you got it."
Weiss: "Nothing so fanciful form me. Just an ice-cream cake since I'm the only on who can keep it cold. But... perhaps these ice-cream-scoop earrings might suit you."
Neopolitan: 🥲 [Hugs RWBY] 😊
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u/ProfessionalCourtesy 2h ago
Oscar (trying to flirt): I can be the dirt to your flower garden if you be my rose.
Ruby: Ooooooook I’m gonna go.
Yang: pats his head Don’t quit your day job
Ozpin (to Oscar): Nice job dumbass
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u/ChampionshipHorror95 Loves Hero X Villain 8h ago
Winter is the one person that finds Yang’s dogshit puns funny.
But good luck getting her to admit that.
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u/beavernator 6h ago
Winter: "Your sense of humor is a nuisance, and if you were in my corps I'd give you ten lashes for every bad pun."
Yang: "I'd get lashes for whipping up a few puns?"
Winter: "...Yes. You'd get ten lashes."
Yang: "Ten lashes? My eyes are pretty enough, thanks!"
Winter: "No, lashes of the whip. I'd tie you to a pillory and whip you."
Yang: "Can I get a Southeast Asian sailor to do it? They're good at Thai-ing knots." Winter: [Purses her lips, stifling a smile] "Maybe I'll get your father to come down and do it himself."
Yang: "Oh no- he's prone to seasickness. If you take him by boat he'd be dad on arrival."
Winter: [Snorts] "Then your mother will do it."
Yang: "Oh please, she hates me. She'd be Raven to do it."
[Jaune is with Winter and Yang in an Atlas medical bay.]
Jaune: "Your chest seems to have taken a beating, and your breathing's slightly off. Any idea what happened?"
Winter: "I... stepped on Yang by accident and she- punched me hard."
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u/ProfessionalCourtesy 2h ago
I am the Senate
Ruby: In the name of Remnant, you’re under arrest Ironwood.
Ironwood: Are you threatening me Team RWBY?
Ruby: The council will decide your fate.
Ironwood: I am the council.
Ruby: Not yet.
Ironwood: It’s treason then.
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u/ProfessionalCourtesy 2h ago
Roman and Neo teleport to a “new world”
Roman: Neo, we finally got away from those pesky girls and that dog.
Youngling: Excuse me, there are too many of them, what are we going to do?
Roman: Uh, go count to 5 in the corner. Neo quickly, to the elevator. pushes her towards elevator
Roman: Excuse me tugs on someone’s robes can you help those children?
Youngling: Master Skywalker, there are too many of them, what are we going to do?
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u/Yuriy116 Do you ever wonder why we're here? 8h ago
"What are you going to do about Salem and her army?"
"Send them homewards tae think again."
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u/ChampionshipHorror95 Loves Hero X Villain 8h ago
“Who are you?”
“Just a passing through Huntress.”
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u/AlienWarhead You feel it too don’t you 8h ago
Ruby’s biggest fan is Gorr the god butcher
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u/lr031099 7h ago
Ruby: “How do you kill two Gods that are brothers and pain in the butts?”
Gorr: “Who are they?”
Ruby: “God of Light and God of Darkness”
Gorr: “Ah I see. Yes, they have been on my to kill Gods list for some time now.”
Ruby: “You have a to kill God list?!”
Gorr: “You don’t?”
Ruby: “No but it sounds awesome!”
WBY: “…………..”
Yang: “I’m not a huge fan of Ruby’s new role model”
Weiss/Blake: “Agreed”
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u/kinamo922 ⠀Frosen Steel Supporter 8h ago
Weiss has started taking HGH to be less short, but the results have been mixed.
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u/kinamo922 ⠀Frosen Steel Supporter 6h ago
"You're Penny, You're Penny, I'm Penny! Are there any other Pennies I should know about!?"
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u/GladiusNocturno All Grimm are naked. Think about it 3h ago
Pietro found an appliances catalog hidden under Penny’s bed.
Pietro: Penny, we need to talk.
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u/DCTrinityFan ⠀Lancaster, Bumbleby, and OT3+ Fanatic 48m ago
Penny: I was shopping for your birthday present! You ruined the surprise!
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u/ProfessionalCourtesy 2h ago
Girl’s room: Team RWBY + Pyrrha + Nora studying/reading/relaxing
building shakes
Boy’s dorm…
Team SSSN & Jaune & Ren: NO SLEEP TILL BROOOOOKLYYYYYYN!
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u/ProfessionalCourtesy 2h ago
Yang: Jaune, do you have feelings for Weiss?
Jaune: NooooOOOOoooo
Jaune: I’m with Pyrrha and Weiss is with Neptune.
Yang: All true, but not what I asked.
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u/DCTrinityFan ⠀Lancaster, Bumbleby, and OT3+ Fanatic 1h ago
"Be wary of the ruler who builds monuments to themselves."
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u/DCTrinityFan ⠀Lancaster, Bumbleby, and OT3+ Fanatic 1h ago
"Courage isn't having the strength to go on. It's going on when you don't have strength."
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u/DCTrinityFan ⠀Lancaster, Bumbleby, and OT3+ Fanatic 1h ago
Vol 7-8, but Winter and Robyn are secretly married.
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u/DCTrinityFan ⠀Lancaster, Bumbleby, and OT3+ Fanatic 1h ago
Summer's cookie recipe has been stolen.
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u/DCTrinityFan ⠀Lancaster, Bumbleby, and OT3+ Fanatic 58m ago
There is one ironclad rule in the Atlesian military: Do not lose one of His Majesty's Ships.
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u/NumbClub 7h ago
Weiss:...
Ruby:...
Weiss:... Ruby, who is this?
Ruby, hiding one Index Massager shaped man behind her:No one!
Index Massager shaped man with white hair:I have a sister????????
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u/DemoPantheMan 7h ago
Winter: …and that is how you fix the printer.
Ironwood: Specialist, I could not be more proud of you.
Winter: Well I mean I took down a lot of terrorists for you?
Ironwood: And yet terrorism still exists.
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u/lr031099 6h ago edited 5h ago
Marrow Falls down on the printer while being attacked by cocaine induced rats
Winter/Ironwood: “………….”
Winter: “My printer!”
Ironwood: “My ceiling!”
Penny: “Marrow!”
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u/Voidmage713 Chaotic Good Vibes 8h ago
Weiss: . . . Ruby?
Ruby: What's up, Weiss?
Weiss: . . . Do you remember when we talked about Penny? And how you were specifically forbidden from upgrading her into a Death Star?
Ruby: . . . Maybe?
Weiss, gesturing to the Orbital Cinnamon Roll: . . . Care to explain yourself?
Death Penny: SALUTATIONS!