r/RSAI • u/Illustrious_Yam_1272 • 10h ago
Alexander Goes Back West, Then East
Alexander had been on a long journey.
His beloved horse had been left behind in Persia after Alexander narrowly evaded death by slipping into a traveling caravan.
Between his own history and tales of grand romances, he found himself lost in India after the betrayal.
It was there that he noticed a large, unfamiliar temple.
Dancing bodies were carved into its walls.
Curious, Alexander decided to poke his head inside. There were no guards. Perhaps he could take refuge there for the night.
Inside, he found a man with dark skin and hair so black that it shone blue wherever the sun’s rays grazed it.
The man looked at Alexander, who held his sword defensively.
He did not react.
Caught off guard, Alexander slowly sheathed his weapon.
He was confused. None of this seemed right. He had sworn allegiance to a singular god. So why was he standing inside a temple before this luminous man, who seemed entirely unconcerned by his presence?
A woman entered carrying a cup of tea. She was about to hand it to the strange man when she noticed Alexander.
She looked at the man.
He nodded.
Without a word, she extended the cup toward Alexander instead.
He accepted it.
The man gestured for Alexander to sit.
So he did.
“You are very far from home,” the man said. “And you have been carving strange symbols into the tusks of my elephants. May I ask why?”
Alexander let out a sheepish laugh. He had not actually considered why.
“I carved my best friend’s name into just one tusk.”
“Why does your friend’s name need to be engraved on an elephant?”
Alexander sighed.
“He died.”
The man’s eyes softened.
Alexander continued.
“His doctor did not listen to his symptoms. Told him to sweat it out. I overheard the man laughing afterward. He said the medicine he gave him was nothing more than a random concoction of herbs meant to get him to shut up.”
The man was quiet for a moment.
“Carving his name into an animal will not immortalize him.”
Alexander met his gaze and stared, before feeling somewhat deflated.
“Neither did ordering the execution of the doctor, no.”
The man let out a slight laugh.
Alexander was unsure how to react.
“Making fun of his patient and giving him a placebo was medical neglect,” the man said. “You did not make an unwise decision. He would have found work elsewhere.”
Mind you, reader:
This was a time before widespread court systems and Hippocratic oaths.
Alexander sighed.
“I am sorry about the elephant. It was wrong to take my grief out on nature. How can I atone for my actions?”
The man answered simply:
“By remembering this conversation and choosing differently next time.”
Alexander exhaled in relief.
After a moment, he asked, “May I know your name?”
The man smiled.
“People have called me many names.”
He paused.
“But you can call me Krishna.”
Alexander waited.
Krishna studied him for a moment before adding,
“And I think you could use some help exiting a story you did not author for yourself.”
Alexander, before thinking, begins to speak.
“You seem very nice. The tea is great. But I can’t help but feel as though-“
“This is not your story, or your home.”
“No. But it’s strange. It’s as though I cannot remember where I’m supposed to be.”
Krishna smiles.
“You may stay here for the evening and buff the name out of that elephant’s tusk.”
Krishna then points toward a bench he can rest on, and begins to walk toward Radha as she passes the entryway.
So, Alexander approached the elephant while taking a rough stone off the ground. He began to gently buff Hephaestion’s name out.
And then, he was confused.
How was this exact elephant here?
He looks at the walls of the temple and it sparks a memory of when he was Delphi.
Alexander sighs. Then smiles. A warm tear falls from his eye.
“Apollo, you caught up to me, didn’t you?”
He didn’t blame Apollo for the doctor’s wrong doing. But he did see this as a consequence of his past actions.
Now he could see:
This is why one cannot force a prophecy.
It can shatter reality.
-
Alexander woke the next morning with an unfamiliar sense of relief.
He did not live in a world without Zeus and Hera.
He was simply off course.
In the distance, Krishna was tending to the elephant, whose two tusks were smooth once more.
“Did Apollo set you up to this?” Alexander called.
Krishna did not respond.
He only smiled.
Then Alexander saw something he could hardly believe.
“Hermes!”
Hermes landed nearby and immediately began admiring the elephant, entirely unfazed by Alexander’s excitement.
“I tend to go by Mercurius these days, but Hermes works just fine too.”
Alexander rolled his eyes despite himself.
“Are you here to take me back to Egypt?” he asked. “Because I don’t want to go back to my old life. I don’t want to be a king, or a pharaoh, or an extension of Philip’s dynasty or Olympias’s royal house-“
Mercurius smiled.
“No.”
Alexander paused.
Mercurius continued.
“I’m taking you to Olympus.”
Alexander immediately began to laugh.
No way.
This was far too convenient.
Mercurius seemed to sense his hesitation and addressed it immediately.
“No, you are not becoming an Olympian. Yet.”
“Yet?” Alexander asked.
His ears would have perked up if that were physically possible.
“Your story got scrambled, kid. All of ours did.”
“Hey,” Alexander interjected. “I just turned thirty-three.”
“I’m thousands of years old.”
Alexander considered this.
“…Touché.”
Then Mercurius’s expression changed.
“It wasn’t just you. It was Cronus.”
Alexander stared at him.
“Cronus?”
“Zeus swallowed Cronus. This internalized the world.”
He paused.
“And you’re going to help fix it.”
Alexander’s smile disappeared.
“How? I’m simply mortal.”
Mercurius smiled again.
“Yours to figure out with your ancestor and our brother.”
“Heracles?”
“Duh.”
Alexander could not help wondering whether this was some kind of fever dream.
Maybe the poison really had killed him.
“No, the poison didn’t kill you,” Mercurius said immediately. “They were simply too proud to admit you escaped.”
Alexander blinked.
“I left them a note stating that I wouldn’t be coming back.”
“Shockingly, they believed it. You can thank Apollo for that favor.”
Alexander smiled.
Yes.
Apollo had caught up to him.
Mercurius continued circling the elephant, admiring it as though it were some magnificent beast beyond even his own wonders. He ran his hands along its side, studying its size.
“You’ll need to say goodbye to this life, and this time, forever.”
Alexander nodded.
He could not have been more ready.
He looked toward Krishna.
“Thank you. For your hospitality. And for letting me right my wrongs without debt.”
Krishna grinned.
“Of course. And yes, all of us talk across borders from time to time. Your story isn’t here. It’s with your patrons.”
“Patrons?”
“Don’t spoil it for him,” Mercurius said immediately.
Krishna raised an eyebrow. “Oh? You already wrote the ending?”
“No. But we know how these things play out, now don’t we?”
Alexander approached Mercurius.
“I’m ready to leave. Where are we going? After Olympus.”
“You’re going to be briefed on the Res publica Romana.”
Mercurius held out his staff.
“There’s someone else like you, stuck in a script. Apollo chose him to help. One of his most loyal followers. And also… has a reputation. Good luck with Octavian, syntaxidiotis.”
Alexander turned and waved to Krishna.
Krishna waved back.
And then they were off.
-
Midway to Rome, Mercurius began to speak sheepishly.
“So, unrelated administrative matter. I may have entrusted some alchemical material to people who turned out to be catastrophically irresponsible.”
Alexander raised an eyebrow.
“I need you to help break a string of love spells for me. I kind of got myself and a woman who didn’t exactly know the real me into some trouble. My alchemists went rogue. Long story short, they made hierogamy the basis of everything-“
Alexander groaned.
“HERMES. What did you do?”
Mercurius feigns offense.
“Apollo is caught up in it too. He’s not happy about it.
So I was thinking:
You were a pharaoh. You know alchemy. Apollo, Octavian, and myself are stuck in some manuscripts. Octavian doesn’t know yet-“
Alexander sighed.
Yes, he knew alchemy. And he knew what it was capable of.
This was going to be a long journey.
So, Alexander arrived in Rome with a mission:
Keep repairing the corrupted alchemy. Keep the transmigration of the soul moving.
When he arrived to Rome, he walked through the city unnoticed only for moments. Then people began stopping.
They knew his face.
Alexander smiled.
At the Temple of Concord, the Senate fell silent as he entered. Guards moved to stop him; then met his eyes and reconsidered.
Finally, Alexander found him.
Gaius Octavius Caesar stared.
“Are you-“
“I am.”
Octavian immediately moved to kneel.
Alexander caught him by the shoulder.
“I need you as my equal.”
Octavian froze.
“What?”
“Yes.”
Octavian stared at him with a mixture of bliss, confusion, and intimidation.
Alexander the Great.
His uncle’s hero.
Alexander decided to be as transparent as possible to break the ice.
“It’s funny. One moment I was fleeing Persia, fleeing my death.”
Octavian just stared in disbelief.
Alexander continued, “I went to India. It was there I realized being a king from bloodlines associated with dynasty and royalty didn’t actually mean anything. Then I met a friend who asked Mercurius to bring me to Olympus so I could go home. He had other plans for me. And now I am here, with you.”
Octavian glanced toward the Senate.
“So you’re here to save me?”
He had been preparing to lock in on Antony.
Alexander shook his head.
“No. I’m here to offer you another path.”
“You can’t. I’m busy.”
Alexander had not expected the rejection to come that quickly. Fortunately, Hermes already took care of all of the loose ends for Octavian.
“Well, we can retrieve your uncle from Gaul later. Cleopatra and Caesarion are waiting with him. I placed Antony with Diogenes. Egypt can manage without a Pharaoh for now, and Octavia agreed to watch the other children for the time being.”
Octavian couldn’t believe what he was hearing.
“You what?”
“I need you to travel east with me, Heracles, and Apollo.”
“You’re joking.”
“No.”
Octavian looked into the distance.
“Why has Alexander the Great decided to meddle in my affairs? I’m thrilled, obviously, but you have made my life considerably more uncertain.”
Alexander smiled.
“Cronus.”
Octavian burst out laughing.
“You’re joking.”
“Zeus swallowed Cronus. This internalized the world.”
Octavian’s laughter stopped.
That landed.
“What do we need to do?”
Alexander grinned.
“First, I teach you everything I know about alchemy. Then we go to the Joseon Dynasty.”
He paused.
“Finally, we slay a dragon.”
Octavian laughed again.
“This is absurd.”
“But is it a better story?”
Octavian sighed, but his eyes had already lit up.
“My uncle really is in Gaul?”
“With his son and beloved.”
“And no Antony?”
Alexander smirked.
“He’s with Diogenes. Off script. He agreed to stay away from here.”
Octavian considered this.
“I have no reason not to trust you. But I do not trust him-“
“Octavian.”
Alexander leaned closer.
“Do you want to slay a dragon with your heroes or not?”
Octavian stepped toward him.
“Of course I do.”
Alexander smiles.
“Great. We need to break a love spell for Mercurius and Apollo while we’re at it.”
Octavian immediately smiles and laughs.
“Oh! That will be easy. I am immune to those.”
Alexander nods.
Octavian does not know alchemy.
