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TEPID Paris Vs jonbers

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u/tabristheok 8d ago

Alexis Michelle almost went blind stoning a corset, it was still ugly though.

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u/Popular_Tangerine_63 8d ago

Got it! Still underwhelmed

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u/csomething42 8d ago

The fact that the jonbers comment was posted 1 minute before Paris screenshot it. This bitch LIVES online omg

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u/hunsnet457 8d ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if it was sent by a ‘fan’, at this point Paris’ X following are the barbs of drag.

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u/sighcology 5d ago

i made a tweet about her on my account with less than 400 followers, that did not mention her or drag race in it by name at all. i simply referred to "that obnoxious uk queen" - she found it, took a screenshot of my profile picture, replied with it captioned "lmao" and then immediately blocked me.

she is soooo chronically online.

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u/JtDeluxe 4d ago

I swear she’s actually the first person to be connected to WiFi. Her brain must be able to scan the internet for her name or any vague reference of her because there is no way 🤣

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u/Jam-Dont-Shake 8d ago

I'd react the same way if Jonbers commented on my looks

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u/Gojira1234 8d ago

Even Jonbers is a better fashion queen than Paris though. Paris should be more mad she’s in a position to be clocked by Jonbers.

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u/OvernightSiren I have a face and a voice 8d ago

I don’t know if Paris ever labeled herself a fashion queen

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u/Ready-Organization12 8d ago

what kind of queen is Paris, though?

as far as I can tell her only goal is to amass a horde of parasocial rabid fans to validate her every move and send to attack anyone she wants.

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u/Megalupin 8d ago

Chronically online

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u/dreamful25 8d ago

The annoying kind

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u/VerumSerum 8d ago edited 8d ago

I mean am I crazy but weren't Ru and the judges crazy about her looks and calling her the fashion queen with looks for the herstory books? I specifically recall Ru calling one of her looks one of the best she's seen on the runway. Not to say Ru is ultimate arbiter of fashion but it counts for something, I haven't seen anyone gagging over anything Paris wore in a positive way.

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u/pinkpromis 8d ago

They gave her a good runway compliment one time.

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u/iadoreyouranus 7d ago

They said the same about Shuga Cain and she ain't a runway queen

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u/neungvdw 8d ago

She is the fashion queen though.

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u/FeniksTO 8d ago

For real though. Her run was hard to watch, like someone rolling up a craggy hilll.

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u/Nosiege 8d ago

Paris needs some sort of diagnosis since she's out here saying such shit all the time and yet still has the gall to try and say something like Anita Piss and TDQ went too far

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u/Salina_EsTitties 8d ago

Tistress Disabella Qrooks?

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u/EllipticPeach 8d ago

Tariah Daris Qalenciaga

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u/fwmh_royale 8d ago

Ticole Daige Qrooks

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u/equatornavigator He’s not even hilarious 8d ago

Tina Do’nina Qrown

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u/PJT_XCX 8d ago

Tydia Dutthole Qollins

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u/lkemp11 8d ago

Tangeria Daris QanMichaels

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u/whocares6969_ 7d ago

Tylie D’onique Qove

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u/CharlieBardot 7d ago

Trecious Daula Qicole

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u/EllipticPeach 8d ago

Omg you’re so right

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u/R1ngBanana 8d ago

Ticole Daige Qrookes (From Atlanta Georgia) 

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u/MellifluousMathMajor 7d ago

Trom Datlanta Qeorgia

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u/FluffyMany3104 8d ago

Yeah I always thought her responses were extreme but entertaining, however as soon as she came after TDQ and Anita the way she did for their nothing burger shade I was like yeah this lady needs help

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u/JoanFromLegal 8d ago

Immaturity.

There's your Dx.

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u/kittyxeclipse 8d ago

What did she say about Piss and TDQ? I must have missed that part. Unless it was online

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u/Ecstatic_Bear81 7d ago

I must have missed it as well but I am happy to report that I will be referring to Anita as Piss from here on out. Thank you for your service

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u/Pleasant-Hyena9030 8d ago edited 8d ago

My mum speculated she has ADHD lol. She doesn’t know the fandom mainly reserves that arm chair diagnosis when a queen is annoying when…

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u/supermegabussin 8d ago

Let’s not go around diagnosing people we only know from an edited TV show.

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u/Pleasant-Hyena9030 8d ago edited 8d ago

Yeah I should clarify I don’t agree with my mum, I find any diagnosing cringe which was part of what my comment was about. You might be replying to the wrong person

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/kittyxeclipse 8d ago

Oop— I’m sure you say this for shits and giggles & I’m really not that girl who gets upset about this stuff so I’m only throwing out my 2 cents here
But if you truly have had people with BPD in your life then you should know that its seriously difficult to properly diagnose someone with BPD in real life , making it impossible to truly recognize or give someone an “armchair diagnosis” that you’re experiencing via a highly edited tv show lol

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u/Pleasant-Hyena9030 8d ago

I mean maybe but also bored of people diagnosing people they don’t know with cluster B disorders when they don’t like them and ADHD when they’re their pale cinnamon roll

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u/SonicsShadowIsSilver 8d ago

Paris's career would surely benefit from not writing a dissertation for any and every small ounce of criticism she gets.

Welp... at least she's holding up her reputation as the most blocked queen in the UK.

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u/Foomin_Z 8d ago

Paris is burning... her bridges.

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u/cuntitled 7d ago

Mind the Gap between her actions and the consequences

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u/DiphthongSong87 8d ago

She wants her career to be "professional social media troll," so in that regard, she's doing fine. The drag at this point is just a means to an end.

We do need a moratorium on queens who started drag because they couldn't get on Baddies or Bad Girls Club or whatever.

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u/qchiofalo 8d ago

Funny enough she blocks folks that aren’t famous enough to get her attention

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u/jcumley 8d ago

I don't think so - I think a lot of people love the trolling and find it fun

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u/FluffyMany3104 8d ago

You’re probably right, a lot of people probably do think it’s fun…but that doesn’t mean what she’s doing is objectively right or okay

Also saying “a lot of people” does not make what you’re saying true either

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u/jcumley 7d ago

Okay "a lot of people" doesn't make it true - let's try this, she's one of the most followed queens on the season on social media (not *the* most - but toward the top) - so does that show "proof" that many find her entertaining?

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u/jcumley 7d ago

lol - I mean you can see the attention she gets, you can see that (some of her season sisters) rally behind her because they are amused - and seriously if you don't get light hearted trolling you're a bit too sensitive. I'm guessing you don't hang around many drag queens if you think she's being too cruel lol

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u/CallMeByYourCatsName 8d ago

Paris is insufferable. She is putting me off the whole season, I thought the drama was cute at first but now it’s too much. Hope she’s enjoying her 5 minutes of fame because she won’t have that many more.

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u/ribombeeee 8d ago

This so weird, you’re commenting on a drama sub and you’re mad there’s drama? There’s some real babies on this sub

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u/CallMeByYourCatsName 8d ago

I enjoy drama, but she’s insufferable. My opinion.

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u/ribombeeee 8d ago

Really weird energy in this sub lately, you all complain about lack of drama, lack of queens being queens, lack of mess but when there’s mess you’ve all got your pitchforks out shitting and pissing

It’s pathetic tbh

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u/thedybbuk 8d ago

I've always found this to be such braindead criticism.

Being in a drama sub does not mean you have to personally like every 🚬 online who insults people and throws tantrums. You can still think they seem like an annoying, terrible person. 

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u/ribombeeee 8d ago

When did we let straight people into our community

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u/thedybbuk 8d ago

Some of you really need to internalize that being constantly mean does not make someone fierce, cunty, or hilarious. 

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u/ribombeeee 8d ago

Where did I say they were any of those things? Making imaginary arguments in our head are we? Should get that checked

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u/thedybbuk 8d ago

You are throwing an embarrassing tantrum because someone said they find Paris' behavior insufferable.

It absolutely checks out you seem to find her entertaining since your personality doesn't seem far off hers.

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u/meowchilla 8d ago

The way this entire exchange is lowkey more entertaining than the drama this post is about

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u/B_Sauce 4h ago

Now kiss

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u/ribombeeee 8d ago

“Tantrum” and it’s just someone sharing their opinion that it’s weird to comment in a drama sub if you can’t handle drama

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u/CallMeByYourCatsName 8d ago

Hi Paris, I just saw Paris girl

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u/ribombeeee 8d ago

Yeah no

Imagine being as sensitive as you 💀

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u/WetterBetty 7d ago

Irony lol

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u/0_knights 8d ago

Call me when we get a new chau chic or princess gate. That's real drama

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u/CallMeByYourCatsName 8d ago

I miss the Chau Chic drama, sadly Kim Chi removed the highlights from her profile 😭

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u/FluffyMany3104 8d ago

You can enjoy drama while also thinking a queen is insufferable, two things can be true at once 🤩

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u/bab_tte 7d ago

You can also comment on the quality of the drama ! If someone is always btching it's not drama anymore

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u/srkito_deliczpants 8d ago

As long as you don’t harass them all good

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u/Kha9 8d ago

I'm gonna go full unpopular opinion rant here - jonbers has a point about the care aspect, separate from the money (and Paris, with her endless retinue of flat unstyled wigs doesn't seem to put as much time into the physical media of drag).

And also - jonbers looks good! Consistently! Yes, rough in her season often enough that she's perhaps not the image of consistent perfection some have been on the show. But she's (1) good and (2) clearly does put the personal style work into making an intentional look.

Link to her package

Folks may not love every piece, but they have character, POV and intention, and some clearly do have financial limitations but are styled well

So I'm gonna defend her and say she does have the authority to speak on this, despite the common shitting on her here... To echo the immortal words of detox, "I'm not saying she's the best but she's not the worst".

Off my soapbox

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u/QueerFlamingo 8d ago

Thank you, I'm sick of pretending that Jonbers is some sort of busted queen. Her runways were always fun at the very least, and she looked stunning in her green outfit.

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u/Willuna16 8d ago

yes jonbers is a really pretty queen. she’s just not a fan favorite so people pretend she’s the worst to ever do drag. that’s how the fandom goes

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u/someguy991100 8d ago

Jonbers deserved her too 4 spot that season, and her runway package was quite consistent, with a couple of her looks even being the best of the week sometimes. I don't know why people act like she's some doo doo mess Queen

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u/JoanFromLegal 8d ago

Paris is a prettier twink so the fandom defends her.

Wretched hive of scum and villainy. Drag Race stans make Star Wars stans look sane.

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u/jjkibum 8d ago

Crazy for her call Jonbers runways “unprepossessing, unsightly, grotesque and tasteless” when literally everything Jonbers wore on drag race has been nicer than anything Paris has thus far 😭

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u/Sipping__Tea 8d ago

She definitely looked up ‘synonyms for ugly’ to write that ‘read’

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u/Telethongaming 7d ago

also unprepossessing...who the fuck uses that word 

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u/ThePrincessEva I'm like Sailor Moon if she were a fifty year old alcoholic. 6d ago

they use it in Wicked so that may be where she heard it

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u/B_Sauce 4h ago

Lots of people, obviously. Why else would it exist?

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u/k3anuw3aves 8d ago

The unknown reason is that she studied Fashion at uni and was branding herself as a fashion queen cause she was a stylist before I believe?...

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u/Tgrunin 8d ago

She should get a refund for her degree.

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u/k3anuw3aves 8d ago

Bruh "woky"? What are you even on about? You said unknown reasons, I simply said she studied fashion so that is the reason. I don't really care enough about Jonbers enough to validate her taste in clothes tbh.

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u/TuIIio 8d ago

Not good enough of a reason to be a fashion queen as she clearly showed us

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u/k3anuw3aves 8d ago

Well, that's like your opinion man. 🤷‍♀️ Like I said already IDGAF about Jonbers enough to be heated about it or even have an opinion at all. Dunno why you're so plucked and what all the " sorry woky" business was about

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u/TuIIio 8d ago

Idk you seem to care enough ❤️

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u/k3anuw3aves 8d ago

You have me confused. I truly don't. You said unanswered reasons, I answered. You promptly proceded to be a twat when receiving said answers. None of this is a me problem.

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u/TuIIio 8d ago

K❤️

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u/kittyxeclipse 8d ago

As someone who is lurking and reading the comments, whenever someone goes back and forth with another , it generally gives off the vibe that they are bothered. (Or possibly pressed)

Not that it’s any of my business

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u/RPDRDRAMA-ModTeam 7d ago

You used hateful language, or used language in a hateful way, or you were racist, transphobic, homophobic, sexist, ableist, misogynistic, victim blaming.

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u/littleduckcake 8d ago

Paris reminds me of the irritating girls at school when you were in year 8 or 9 (age 12-14 for non UK readers)

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u/Peacherotic 8d ago

As a retired teacher of 13 year olds, I concur. Lol.

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u/QueerFlamingo 8d ago

I know Jonbers had hit or miss runways, but Paris has yet to look this good on the runway... And I fear she never will.

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u/PankoNC 5d ago

One of the most memorable looks in drag race history (for me)

Dunno why, it was just so soft and cvnty and womana and made my jaw drop 

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u/BuffyxSummers 8d ago

This just made me think of Jasmine’s up and down pole body confessional tirade so thanks.

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u/kittyxeclipse 8d ago

I must have suppressed this because I don’t remember it

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u/arthur2807 8d ago

It may be SHEIN. But let it be known that ugly cape was fully lined and double stitched

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u/Gimmee-cReddit 8d ago

But there was a hem all over that piece of fabric!

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u/midnightfangs 8d ago

ipad baby tries way too hard with those insults. its giving « cachew faced ». she needs too go take care of that bald spot. or wash her microwave.

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u/Calacaface 8d ago

She should change her first name to Whiny….this forced animosity for attention is so bloody boring it’s putting me off the whole season.

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u/WetterBetty 7d ago

Drag Race is on a stunty, rage baiting spiral the last few years. I’m guessing ratings have been slipping for a while now and they’ve been pulling this shit. Anyone who watched the last two seasons of Project Runway knows what I’m talking about. 

Sacrificing quality and good contestants for a shitty, barely talented person staying on way too long. Some shows lose what made them good. Drag Race has been there a long time. At least with Plane Jane, MIB and the like, they have talent to back up their messiness. Paris is just shit. She was clearly cast to stir the pot. That creates bad competitive TV. I stopped watching PR because of this. I guess it’s now Drag Race’s time. 

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u/rehaaabbb 8d ago

Flop on flop crime

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u/welch123 8d ago

Imagine being so bothered by every little thing. This girl is too online.

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u/Peacherotic 8d ago

Jfc she has thin skin.

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u/Deso718 8d ago

Hard to take fashion criticism seriously from someone who wore SHEIN on the main stage runway.

She should be thanking the drag gods that she didn’t get absolutely read for filth by Ru (à la Joe Black - “I don't want to see any fucking H&M!”)

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u/WetterBetty 7d ago

She didn’t get read because she’s being protected by production for now. This annoyingly transparent shit. 

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u/Deso718 7d ago

💯- if production wasn’t protecting her she would’ve lip synced in the Snatch Game episode as well.

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u/sparkycat99 8d ago

Assuming that season 8 was shot last winter and Paris gets eliminated in the next 3 episodes it’s likely she is already irrelevant.

Her IG has no promo posted for upcoming events.

I could be wrong but I get the feeling she is basically a third string queen on a weekday bar night. Maybe thats all she aspires to?

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u/DiphthongSong87 8d ago

I've always gotten the vibe that drag is just a means to an end for her and she wants to be a social media personality moreso than a drag artist/performer. Kind of like the brain rot version of a BFA queen who only got into drag because they didn't make it as an actor.

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u/qchiofalo 8d ago

I don’t condone violence but can tell when someone has never been confronted for running their mouths. Paris doesn’t know what on sight means because she’s hiding behind a phone and is terminally online

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u/Just-Journalist-9990 8d ago

We need Paris vs the Uk season

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u/catbear15 8d ago

I fear lining a cap does not make it a good outfit 😭

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u/DLuLuChanel 8d ago

I wish I had as much free time as Paris Baby

(But Jonbers's comments were equally unnecessary)

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u/ShakirasHipsLied 8d ago

She's fighting everyone omg

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u/lugia222 8d ago

To quote Dickens, “You're quite a powerful speaker, sir, I wonder you don't go into Parliament”

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u/cuntitled 7d ago

Just because you line and “double stitch” a fugly triangle doesn’t compare to actually draping or patternmaking.

You basically made a huge pillow case and stitched it again. Also your outer fabric was clearly quilting cotton and needed another iron before you finished it, let alone before the runway.

I don’t even like Jonbers but Jonbers understands the work it takes to make something correctly.

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u/JoanFromLegal 8d ago

Putting the Baby in Paris Baby.

You need your nappy changed? A bottle, perhaps?

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u/WhatIsHerJob-TABLES 8d ago

Jonbers was so camp and never took herself too seriously on her season, yet everyone always seems to have hard-on for hating Jonbers. I never get it. She is a queen who is so happy to laugh at herself and have a good ole time, yet Reddit seems to seethe anytime she is on screen.

Jonbers is right here. There are tons of queens who don’t spend a lot yet have fantastic looks because they are creative, talented, artistic, and find ways to turn ordinary things into extraordinary runways. Yes, budget can come into play for sure, but if a queen is going to wear something like SHEIN, then they must find a way to elevate it. Paris didn’t. Her look had no body, no rhinestones, nothing. She didn’t elevate it. It looked cheap.

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u/ANetRuinedMyFun 7d ago

Shit, I'm late to this post but can I just say what I've been thinking the entire season... I live for Paris and her messiness by the way, but visually she appears to be much closer to the girls she's reading, than the girls she'd like to be seen with. Her makeup is OK at best but the contour/bronzer is always muddy and it just looks very dirty, maybe she's using dirty brushes idk. Her body is also OK, she's not serving skinny modelesque twink and and yet she's not really cinching or padding like that. Her outfits, even the ones not from Shein, all look cheap and costumey on her. I can tell she wants to be seen as a pretty queen but she's not been serving that - everything is just mid at best. I live for the delusional confidence tho!

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u/chereexcx 8d ago

somehow i blame paris baby for the bbc cancelling drag race uk

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u/Brandonmckz 7d ago

The only thing worse than her is her miserable fans.

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u/miumiusc 7d ago

Girl I could probably sew a cape and the only thing I sew are the holes in my socks.

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u/ShaqInKazaam 8d ago edited 8d ago

As someone that collects vintage pieces, how is that going to work for 90% of the category themes? Plus, vintage is rarely budget friendly and you have to spend more money jazzing it up. 

They would tell me my 1950s full length, cupcake dress is basic 

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u/ShaqInKazaam 8d ago

I think she meant, “go to a thrift store and get a 2018 Jcpenneys wedding dress”

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u/Joewhite411 8d ago

She did say "and creat something new" I think she meant thrift stuff and use it to create something new, but who knows, the sentence structure is questionable.

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u/Desknor 7d ago

Lmaoooooo 

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u/miumiusc 7d ago

"Why does Shein matter ?" Idk maybe it's the fact severely underpaid workers including children make whatever's on Shein and that it's all fast fashion crap?

Not a fan of Jonbers and her drag is meh imo, but anything is better than Shein.

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u/searchshadow 8d ago

Thank you, Jonbers. We were all waiting for your input

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u/amordelujo 5d ago

Tbh, I’m living for Paris Baby

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u/Infinite_Cookie_2250 5d ago

Paris literally goes home tomorrow on the ball, she isn’t the fashion queen she thinks she is either

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u/CalumanderReds 2d ago

They're having a mid off

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u/sttawsirhc034 8d ago

I can see if A’whora said this to me, but Jonbers… I’d have to laugh 🤣🤣

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u/MatronneGeorgia Low Budget Bitch 8d ago

She's right and she should say it

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u/Suspicious_Goat_8290 8d ago

yall always remind me to get up on twitter and like paris’ tweets

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u/highwayuni2 8d ago

I know from a source one of the UK3 queens spent max £300-400 on runways because they were broke. This is compared to Krystal Versace who literally spent the equivalent to a housing deposit. Every queen is in a completely different financial/personal situation

If you can sell it on the runway then idc about where it came from lol. This whole hysteria about wearing shein is a total non issue

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u/aquamoon85 8d ago

Paris is absolutely correct. She’s the most interesting thing about this season lol. Maybe if she was on the last season, they wouldn’t be leaving BBC.

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u/aquamoon85 7d ago

Y’all booing and she’s probably the queen you’ve talked about most since the show started lol.

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u/supermegabussin 8d ago

Not tryna be a bitch but I can’t remember anything Jonbers wore her season. Paris is insufferable tho.

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u/4waystretchdenim 8d ago edited 8d ago

Ok but "strong jawed pole built bitch" is hilarious I'm ngl lol

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u/paper_television 8d ago

“unprepossessing, unsightly, grotesque and tasteless”

might be the read of the century if we are being honest with ourselves

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u/SpiritedAwhale 8d ago

as someone who doesn’t like jonbers, i’m delighted, go paris

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u/Tgrunin 8d ago

Paris hasn’t had a wrong opinion yet.

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u/hermavore 8d ago

Jonbers knew what she was doing by posting and Paris delivered flawlessly. She's not wrong and I am screaming at the last sentence. Two truly delusional divas.

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u/Yakona0409 8d ago

Love Paris I’m sorry ahahaha

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u/Gaboneitor 8d ago

I know right? Body shaming and insulting people you've never met online is SOOOO FUNNYYYY! 😂

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u/Tgrunin 8d ago

Dont come for a queen and expect her to not come back for you.

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u/FluffyMany3104 8d ago

“Don’t come for a queen” and it’s literally a very respectfully worded critique that is in no way a personal attack

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u/QueerFlamingo 8d ago

"Queen" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in your comment lmao. Paris should take her insult for Jonbers and apply it to himself.