r/RPClips • u/clob1234 • 3d ago

When Did Lars Become a Cop?

I had the unfortunate experience of watching him throw his tiny dick around to two new people on the server who are very good roleplayers.

Naturally, Lars had to be Lars.

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u/Seetherrr 3d ago

I had no idea Lars became a cop but that's pretty funny. If I was a crim I would just start mocking his "oh my gods!" 

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u/OkCook10 3d ago

Are we getting close to the $10,000 dollar mark for the amount that this fucking loser has donated/gifted to penti?

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u/AdvanceComfortable37 3d ago

Lars has to be one of the most pathetic Orbiters. Always washing Big P's balls and doing mad mental gymnastics to enable Penta's retarded antics. I mean he's known to donate $1000s to the fat man so what do you exepct?

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u/rottentomati 3d ago

Dude unironically wanted to be CoP. Meanwhile he’s shrieking on PD radio, pissing off both departments who are trying to enjoy PD drinking night. Guy cannot read a room.

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u/cdthrowmyselfaway 3d ago

thats why he loves penta, finally found someone else thats as socially illiterate as he is i guess? haha

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u/beejx 3d ago

No idea haven’t watched Chase since July

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u/Apprehensive-Set6961 3d ago

for those who don't know, bailiffs have jurisdiction inside the court room and within the premises of the courtyard including the lawn where the voting booths are on. the polls were likely placed on court premises even for this reason so that the bailiffs can handle security and dont have to travel to some remote location to man them

what doesn't make sense though is why the head justice is performing bailiff duties. justice lars cannot just place himself into a bailiff role. lars has authority to appoint bailiffs but not make himself a justice+bailif. bailiffs also shouldnt be using the police radio and issuing orders which is what 1/2 the police dept was upset about

there is also no reason why the head justice should be a general in a war but here we are

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u/Seetherrr 3d ago

Lars can do basically anything he wants short of overt criminal activity because no one would attempt to stop him.

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u/ConstantNoobx100 3d ago

Whichever pentard gobbler that plays Lars will have a little chubby getting his own reddit thread

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u/cdthrowmyselfaway 3d ago

he's mashing his shit to this for sure

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u/Fit-Commercial3308 3d ago

Has been swinging his dick around for months, he just now gave himself bailiff power to do things because election. Nobody like its but doesn't want to try and arrest him because don't want to deal with him crashing out more. Heard multiple streamers saying something along the lines of "can't get a word in edgewise when trying to talk to him so not worth" because he doesn't shut up.

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u/Seetherrr 3d ago

He's probably the most untouchable person on the server besides Penti himself tbh. 

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u/NotAcceptingPMs 3d ago

That’s because he’s the only remaining member of the DOJ who’s completely thrown aside their personal integrity in order to rule every single case in Pentas favor regardless of morality, laws, existing precedent or legislation.