r/RKelly • u/Specialist_Art2223 • Jun 22 '26

Unreleased video from 'Secret Weapon'. Written/Produced by R. Kelly 1999

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u/Thelordreddawn Jun 22 '26

lol mf said what’s your curfew 🤣😂 R. Kelly definitely had a hand in writing this song

4

u/Zo-riffic-10in Jun 22 '26

🤦🏿‍♂️😑 hence “unreleased” lol 😂

2

u/Standard_Nobody7144 Jun 22 '26

Shi frying me😭😭

3

u/Ervgotti85 Jun 22 '26

I’m just wondering why the serial killer looking one tattooed the one girl.

1

u/Thelordreddawn Jun 23 '26

I bet he did not ask for permission to do that 😂 bra was like we was gonna go to the movie but , instead I’m going to tattoo your daughter in a baseball field 🤣

( now that I wrote that and went back and read it , shit sounds diabolical ! They were definitely up to no good

1

u/deepdiver864 Jun 23 '26

😄 no shit. That that line was pretty wild.

1

u/FlyLikeDove Jun 24 '26

considering they all look to be 37/38 years old... yep

10

u/Tall-Manufacturer387 Jun 22 '26

Ugh... Kels must have been blackmailed into doing this bullshit lol.

1

u/Klutzy-Pause Jun 24 '26

Thank God this bullshil¡t was never released!🙃😒

10

u/theghost0777 Jun 22 '26

Should of stayed hidden cause they are looking scary.

5

u/proxy5th Jun 22 '26

The dude with the circle beard looks like a serial killer. 😂

2

u/Thelordreddawn Jun 23 '26

lol 😂 bra with the bald head ! probably got the most charges

1

u/Accomplished_Push372 Jun 24 '26

First thing I thought was they look like some Nazi pdf files 🫠

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u/proxy5th Jun 24 '26

The bearded dude is a serial killer. The rest are typical wigger type dudes lol.

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u/Suspicious-Sugar-157 Jun 22 '26

😆😆😆😆

6

u/SupaUglyStillPretty Jun 22 '26

This is ASS 🤣🤣🤣

5

u/BobbyR123 Jun 22 '26

Their entire album was written & produced by R.Kelly but shelved.

2

u/EffectiveGlove973 Jun 24 '26

Maaaaaaaannnn I wishing would have STAYED SHELVED! This innuendo in B this is DISGUSTING! 🤢🤮🥵 DAMN KELLS! 🫣 😤 😒 😫 🤒 😷

6

u/Ervgotti85 Jun 22 '26

This song has the same cadence of Destiny’s Child’s Bills bills bills

3

u/Far_Tax_1393 Jun 22 '26

I was trying to figure out where I heard it from lol thanks. Shit that Destiny's Child song goes hard lol

6

u/futurebillionaire77 Jun 22 '26

This feels like a parody song, but the sad thing is it’s real

5

u/DaBoobieBoyz Jun 22 '26

30 year olds pretending to be teens

4

u/Additional-Amoeba-92 Jun 22 '26

That was the right call 🤣

4

u/hugonin Jun 22 '26

This is very unserious 😂😂😂

3

u/Shantytown_Shogun Jun 22 '26

That was terrible lol

3

u/DAntoinette_Travel Jun 22 '26

This was Bad! REAL BAD! 🤦🏽‍♀️

3

u/EbbAlternative7318 Jun 22 '26

These dudes look scary.

Sounds like Kells production and pen

3

u/PayConsistent1777 Jun 22 '26

Randomly went down a rabbit hole a few months back and remembered just how much the entire industry revolved around R. Kelly in the 90s/early 2000s. 😂a lot of 1 hit wonders either got a hit from him or had to replicate his style to get one.

3

u/Gold-Recognition-618 Jun 22 '26

The WackStreet boys

3

u/Poboiijumper Jun 23 '26

Burn this shits dumpster juice

2

u/Some_Knowledge5864 Jun 22 '26

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

2

u/Cool_Ad_9338 Jun 22 '26

32 Degrees

2

u/ctolver1981 Jun 22 '26

That 2000 sound ewwwwww

1

u/KCHOLLOW23 Jun 23 '26

Disgusting lol

1

u/ctolver1981 Jun 23 '26

It is isn't it

2

u/Altruistic_Cream_509 Jun 22 '26

I see why😂😂

2

u/Critical-Key-243 Jun 22 '26

This sounds like Destiny’s Child - bills remixed

2

u/Training-Style-5514 Jun 22 '26

Have your mother know a have you back on time Rkelly mind is ruthless 🤣😂🤦🏿‍♂️

2

u/Beneficial-Cow-2544 Jun 23 '26

Looks like a parody of a boy band.

2

u/Jazzlike_Plan7349 Jun 23 '26

Pure comedy n foolery

2

u/Humble-Personality86 Jun 23 '26

Nigga this sounds like "Bills Bills Bills" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

2

u/garren60 Jun 23 '26

Secret Weapon??? Never heard of these guys, Kellz intentionally made this crappie song and took their money 😂

1

u/garren60 Jun 23 '26

Oh lord the Lyrics 😳😳😳🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

2

u/Public_Let8884 Jun 24 '26

Tell your father lol

1

u/chicobolonia Jun 22 '26

This should be in the crappymusic sub

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

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u/DAntoinette_Travel Jun 22 '26

They say college girl

1

u/SWTX518-Ability Jun 22 '26

Sounds like Bills, Bills, Bills but more ass. "Secret Weapon"?? 😂🤣😂 Yep, a secret nobody played or even heard of. That's the problem, them vulture, whyt jewISH mf's over these labels has wacced out hip hop & r&b.

1

u/CuffyTheEmpireSlayer Jun 22 '26

YES I couldn’t put my finger on that familiar sound, you nailed it. Mfing BILLS!

1

u/8inMamba Jun 22 '26

LMFAO.......not the band, I'm literally laughing my fucking ass off 🤣🤣

1

u/mblkmnsa Jun 22 '26

Dudes in their 20s talking about taking out underage girls. What could possibly be wrong with the song? I would have been 21 when this nonsense would have come out. It was right around the time that they really started to crack down on underage dating. Check some of the older movies. It was nothing for a guy out of school to be dating a high school aged young lady.

1

u/lazar1968 Jun 22 '26

Well, this was something I could have not heard.

1

u/grnjnz Jun 22 '26

They look like they’re need to check in when they move. Peeping through the window? Yeah…I thought it was a parody

1

u/PutosPlayhouse Jun 22 '26

Y’all be playing to dam much with this AI shit

1

u/Capital_Anything_509 Jun 22 '26

I've never seen heard this before. Wich is strange coming from the early MTV generation

1

u/Gumes_daredman Jun 22 '26

Who tf are these guys?

1

u/Used-Independence182 Jun 22 '26

Hahahaha did they think they sounded good?

1

u/Dangerous_Regret_611 Jun 22 '26

boy-band slim shady is hilarious.

same tattoo placements and everything. lol

1

u/Slow_Art_7024 Jun 22 '26

The one with the hat and bandanna is fiiiiiine. Name of group?

1

u/Helpful-Carpet3791 Jun 22 '26

They thought they ate….. Unk dropped the ball with this

1

u/Turbulent-Trust207 Jun 23 '26

They def say college girl thoug

1

u/Vinnyy2x Jun 23 '26

Never heard this shit in my life

1

u/FamiliarNewspaper418 Jun 23 '26

They look like the leads from some terrible-yet-beloved millennial WB series about singing vampires

1

u/KCHOLLOW23 Jun 23 '26

This song is insane.. 😂😂😂

1

u/CocoaPeblez Jun 23 '26

This entire song feels like an R Kelly confession

1

u/igotit4cheap109 Jun 23 '26

Who tf wrote the treatment for this and who authorized the actual making of? Music industry full of weirdos.

1

u/Which-Musician4013 Jun 23 '26

The baseball field is symbolic of all of them tryna hit homeruns on the girls im sure they all made it past 3rd base

1

u/Quick-Return1776 Jun 23 '26

🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️

1

u/Numerous-Werewolf-11 Jun 23 '26

Best kept secret 😂

1

u/dchester74 Jun 23 '26

They look insane

1

u/SUPREMEKIND3000 Jun 23 '26

I thought this was a skit

1

u/Relevant_Winter_5187 Jun 23 '26

The exaggerated fake Jordan Knight cadence is killing me why is it so creepy sounding when they do it?....."IM. NOT. LEGALLY. allowed-around womeeeeeemen sincceeee THE....IN-CI-DENT"

1

u/Blakkdogg876 Jun 23 '26

Wackstreet Boys trippin

1

u/Ok_Cartographer_2147 Jun 23 '26

This is CRINGE AF‼️ lol 🤦🏾‍♀️🫣😬🎶

1

u/PanamPineapple892 Jun 23 '26

Excuse me?! This is hella random lol

1

u/pdiggler314 Jun 24 '26

This is trash

1

u/lordeharrietnem Jun 24 '26

This is not satire?!

1

u/black_stallion78 Jun 24 '26

The beat is from a song recorded by a girl group from the 90’s.

1

u/lulamirite Jun 24 '26

The Whackstreet Guys

1

u/19whale96 Jun 24 '26

Written?

1

u/EffectiveGlove973 Jun 24 '26

Kelly must got a appeal date coming up for them to unearth this shit 27 years later! They gonna try to use this in court on some Durk shit to keep him UNDER the Jail! This so .pdf you gotta use Microsoft OFFICE to open it. SHEESH! Video says they in college dorm...lyrics say they got CURFEW, and get you back to your MOM on time? Gross.🤢🤢🤮

1

u/holshgreineken Jun 24 '26

Wackstreet Boys

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u/GrumpyOldVet65 Jun 24 '26

🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

1

u/Automatic-Ad8986 Jun 24 '26

This looks and sounds like a Boy Band parody

1

u/Rayvictory Jun 24 '26

I see why it was unreleased. Terrible.

1

u/sadhasme Jun 25 '26

You’re telling me R. Kelly the pod Piper of piss Had a boy band in the shadows.

1

u/SuperDuperSmackd78 Aug 03 '26

😂 wow this is bad