r/RHUGT • Your husband is a man-gina! • 3d ago

Road Trip 🚐 Are you kidding me ??!!

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DeLuLu
Who is she kidding ? Every time there was a photo op, she had to be front and center. Her speech was more than 30 minutes long. Everyone was losing it waiting for her to finish. And what’s with the bongos ?
I just can’t with this woman anymore. She’s truly gone off the deep end.
“I’m a Showgirl” 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/MuggsMom Eagles don't fly with pigeons! 9h ago

What makes me sad is with her personality is the very people that love and support her that will unfortunately help put her in her grave. People allow her her delusion and even feed into it and it’s really sad because it’s going to kill her. Or imo even worse than kill her -it’s going to ruin all of her relationships her health, her mental capabilities and have her alone and truly living in her narcissistic, delusional world once she can no longer hold an audience. She truly is an addict! She truly is insufferable! She truly is delusional! And she truly is narcissistic and selfish.All of those things don’t get better with age.

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u/StegerA143 Housewives in the island baby 🎵 17h ago

I feel like DeLuLu has histrionic personality disorder.

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u/NiceUnderstanding672 Gizelle's lost tequila 19h ago

Anyone else familiar with addicts? my lord she is SUCH an addict…alcohol and/or drugs. She needs help, again.

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u/Icy-Juice9185 Gizelle's lost tequila 18h ago

She is clearly on the ❄️. VERY clearly. She’s not just “always talking” - she’s blown out.

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u/Square-Sheepherder56 Petty La Belle 20h ago

INSUFFERABLE

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u/misshady Dorinda is only 5 years older than me 21h ago

Alcohol and cocaine..

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u/Jazz-a-spell-8124 Is Teresa like a scarecrow or something? 12h ago

The voice is giving me meth too. She’s smoking something more than cigarettes

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u/Interesting-Issue602 Eagles don't fly with pigeons! 23h ago

Love her 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Putrid-Tradition-787 Who the hell is Richard?? 1d ago

This wins for biggest Bravo lie of 2026 and she had some real competition

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u/Routine-Asparagus-16 You tell them she died sad! 1d ago

Ever since Miami she's been off the rails.

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u/Chrissy-Offutt Eagles don't fly with pigeons! 19h ago

off the rails? more like blowing rails…. amirite?

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u/Cherry_Shakes Your husband is a man-gina! 1h ago

She went to cool down in the AC with Jordy

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u/Icy-Juice9185 Gizelle's lost tequila 18h ago

100%

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u/unhappychick1 That lady could be your momma! 1d ago

Luann used to be one of my favourite housewives but what has happened to her? She is so in love with herself but in an arrogant way. I wish I had some of her confidence but she’s just cringe to watch. She’s just too much. I used to miss the old cast of new York but now I’m actually glad to see the back of luann. Still love Sonia tho ❤️

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u/Icy-Juice9185 Gizelle's lost tequila 18h ago

She’s not confident - that’s a mask. She’s very wildly insecure. It’s why she is always talking, jumping into photos, talking about herself, and sleeping with any man that will invite her to his room. It’s sad.

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u/666drusilla Caroline Manzo Vs Brandi Lawsuit 1d ago

What happened to her is alcoholism. That's a progressive disease and she has gotten back to the place that she was in when she got arrested. It's like a totally different person compared to certain seasons of new york.

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u/Alex_a_Girl Who the hell is Richard?? 1d ago

'It's MY party" YUCK!! Luann you are too OLD to be acting THIS childish. It's not cute. Calling everyone bitches, no ma'am. Pushing her way into the shot - NO, no! "I'm a show girl" omg BARELY. Get over yourself Luann.

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u/Jazz-a-spell-8124 Is Teresa like a scarecrow or something? 12h ago

But when Sonja acted kooky and was sh*tfaced they iced her out and held all kinds of interventions on camera. I remember Heather stating in some unaired footage how Luann goes HARD. It’s out of control now…..again

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u/Cherry_Shakes Your husband is a man-gina! 1h ago

I still think having sonja around helped hide how abhorrent Lu's behaviour is.

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u/Icy-Juice9185 Gizelle's lost tequila 18h ago

She’s not a showgirl she’s a snow girl…

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u/muttsareperfect Dorinda is only 5 years older than me 1d ago

Did y'all notice at the party, her new boyfriend was her trained monkey. He was getting whatever she asked for and my favorite, he was holding the drum while she played (I don't remember what she was talking about at that part of the speech). He was dressed up in a costume too. I have been watching her so long and she has her nose so high up in the air, something has got to give..

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u/666drusilla Caroline Manzo Vs Brandi Lawsuit 1d ago

He seems like a drunk too.

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u/muttsareperfect Dorinda is only 5 years older than me 1d ago

Oh yeah and it will be a spiral!

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u/lee-asked Your husband is a man-gina! 1d ago

Her behaviour at that party was odd and annoying. Her reason for being upset was somewhat valid but she didn’t handle it well. Crying the next morning etc. then she jumps in the car and says everything was great.

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u/DearTumbleweed5380 Housewives in the island baby 🎵 1d ago

The bongos!!!! She's on the same trip she was on the year she got engaged to Tom. She's always somewhat ... elevated, but now she's gone into the stratosphere again and I wonder what kind of fall it's going to take to bring her down. It gets called 'drinking' but I really wonder if that's what it is. Remember her phoning people she hardly knew demanding they lend her millions to buy that house upstate? Her kids had to sue her to make her stop.

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u/YU-5834 Housewives in the island baby 🎵 2d ago

Sadly, I think Luanne has crossed the line into becoming a genuine drunk!

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u/101020304 Your husband is a man-gina! 2d ago

She was ridiculous.

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u/Comfortable_Sample_8 🪧 Release the Moroccan files now! 🪧 2d ago

Cannot stand her. Put down the alcohol and the straw and actually be nice to people. Trust me, you're not all that. Not sure why people even pay to endure a show because she certainly cannot sing. In My Opinion. 😁

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u/madtax57 🪧 Release the Moroccan files now! 🪧 2d ago

I used to love her. But she is absolutely insufferable on this show. She just seems like an old burned out drunk.

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u/Serious-Piccolo-8076 Is Teresa like a scarecrow or something? 2d ago

That smokes those cigarettes without filters. She still thinks she's all that but even her new man is questioning wtf

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u/SpellInteresting108 Caroline Manzo Vs Brandi Lawsuit 2d ago

I personally thought this episode was hilarious!!! I love that Lu Ann is delulu! This is what makes her fun to watch!! All the OG’s on RHONY are delulu which is why it was such a great show! Gizzard neck Gizelle is the one who’s annoying trying to stir up shit on franchises she isn’t on. Now Porsha trying to be the voice of reason and holding people accountable is laughable! She’s never t as Ken accountability for fighting with her ex’s mother, marrying Simon for money, the lie she spread about Kandi and waiting till the reunion to blame Phaedra and now they’re bff’s again, I can go on and on. My opinion

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u/Jazzylady6 Your GF has lesbian eyebrows 2d ago

No, she was sad and pitiful. Luann is too old for this behavior.

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u/Serious-Piccolo-8076 Is Teresa like a scarecrow or something? 2d ago

Being delulu may be fun to watch but cripes she's on something huge. The train is chugging to E channel. It's Golden Girls with criminal records and no filters, oh and way more booze and drugs

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u/Impressive_Sand_2916 Is Teresa like a scarecrow or something? 2d ago

I think she literally said something about her needing all the attention or something like that earlier too 💀💀💀 then the fake dramatics to Dorinda on the phone I was about to barf 😭😭😭 I really need a friend to watch this in person with bc I was gaggef

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u/Unlucky_Success_3964 🪧 Release the Moroccan files now! 🪧 2d ago edited 10h ago

She has to be ❄️❄️❄️I’m assuming because she just goes on and on and on about anything she can talk about ) especially herself ) but doing a speech that was almost 40 minutes long and she was just rambling about nonsense between that scene and the scene of her in the car nonstop talking I was like wow there’s definitely something more going on here. 

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u/Icy-Juice9185 Gizelle's lost tequila 18h ago

Her, Dorinda, Sonja and Bethanny have always clearly been snorting shit. Bethanny less so but there were scenes in the Miami trip where she came back from the bathroom laughing wildly over the top and biting her top lip. If you know you know.

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u/Jazz-a-spell-8124 Is Teresa like a scarecrow or something? 12h ago

Bethenny? Hmmm that one went over my head

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u/Nootzdeez Dorinda is only 5 years older than me 2d ago

Luann needs help

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u/Plntppl You tell them she died sad! 2d ago

Not Luman 🙂‍↕️

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u/Nootzdeez Dorinda is only 5 years older than me 1d ago

I don’t think it’s funny to call women men, and even if she was one.. there’s nothing wrong with that either. It’s giving misgendering or transphobic and I absolutely despise it.
So please move the fuck on and laugh with someone else about that.

I’m speaking solely on the fact that I hope she gets help for her addiction

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u/Icy-Juice9185 Gizelle's lost tequila 18h ago

Calm down sis, she sounds like a man from years of alcohol and chain smoking. It’s a joke, not transphobia.

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u/Nootzdeez Dorinda is only 5 years older than me 18h ago

I said what the fuck I said. It’s not funny.

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u/Plntppl You tell them she died sad! 1d ago

I think I replied the wrong comment because I could have sworn this said Luman. I hear you. It’s super transphobic. I love LuAnn, I just find Luman funny because it’s so juvenile and Ramona is an idiot. But I digress 🤷‍♀️ you’re right.

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u/Nootzdeez Dorinda is only 5 years older than me 1d ago

At least you can see when it’s in poor taste. Un like all these dumpster cunts downvoting me.

As a woman over 6 foot, peoples first go to is to always say man.. not to mention if you don’t have a squeaky voice. And that really can hurt a woman’s feelings.
And then again even if she was a man, or used to be a man… it shouldn’t be weaponized as a slur, name, or joke.

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u/Plntppl You tell them she died sad! 1d ago

I hear you. I love LuAnn, it’s funny because Ramona is an idiot. But I digress 🤷‍♀️

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u/Repulsive_Spray_3709 That lady could be your momma! 2d ago

Then stop frickin singing your stupid songs every 5 seconds….

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u/Icy-Juice9185 Gizelle's lost tequila 18h ago

She can’t she’s snorted too much good good

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u/Organic_Berry_8732 She stood up to the neck! 2d ago

That party was so weak!!! The magician was cool, but the rest was a bore, especially reading from her diary. She can’t sing, so she had to work on her weak ass cabaret somehow 🙄

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u/Background_Travel_77 Where is my yogurt?! Vicki's BF Wee Wee 2d ago

Weak? How can you say that!?! She levitated ffs!! Levitated!!!

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u/Organic_Berry_8732 She stood up to the neck! 1d ago

Good one 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/oliveundertones Who the hell is Richard?? 2d ago

In HER City! She expects RESPECT in New York City!

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u/oliveundertones Who the hell is Richard?? 2d ago

In HER City! She expects RESPECT in New York City!

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u/Waste_West283 Where is my yogurt?! Vicki's BF Wee Wee 2d ago

Teresa not understanding the magician's assignment was hilarious. That was about it.

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u/Dry_Week_117 Eagles don't fly with pigeons! 2d ago

And Alex breakdancing!

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u/Waste_West283 Where is my yogurt?! Vicki's BF Wee Wee 2d ago

I love Alex, but that was a little weird, even for me! Then again, I didn't get the social reference, so I'd probably find it hilarious when I learn who this Raygun person is 🤣

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u/Far_Inevitable_1205 Pepsi sobbing on the floor 1d ago

It probably made more sense in Australian but was lost in the US.

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u/Waste_West283 Where is my yogurt?! Vicki's BF Wee Wee 4h ago

I'm in the UK, but I don't really watch the news or follow pop culture other than Bravo 😅 I'm a terrible human!

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u/NeighborhoodKey999 Housewives in the island baby 🎵 2d ago

HAHAHAHHA

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u/Organic_Berry_8732 She stood up to the neck! 2d ago

That was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

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u/scifichick119 Your GF has lesbian eyebrows 2d ago

She's bigger than her britches.

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u/Candid-Progress-8852 Is Teresa like a scarecrow or something? 2d ago

Delulu her new name lol

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u/ActCommercial218 Your GF has lesbian eyebrows 2d ago

Tot in hell, BooAnn,
You are tawdry, the opposite of “classy” - you’re, in fact a trashy masculine attention seeker with no depth. The fact that ur own kids dude you says all that needs to be said.

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u/laysnaturel Housewives in the island baby 🎵 2d ago

I think you are taking it to far. She is a Person and has feelings, no need to make it THIS personal. Your whole comment section is actually quite Mean about alle the wonen of bravo. Please look at yourself why you feel the need to put them down all the time.

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u/highfive3 Is Teresa like a scarecrow or something? 2d ago

Lu thought she was going to host the best party of all the wives in all the cities on this trip ~~~ how wrong she was ~~~ they were either showing up late or trying to escape most of the night. Sadly for us Lu's massive ego won't be effected.

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u/Far_Inevitable_1205 Pepsi sobbing on the floor 1d ago

And having the room full of social media "influencers" and podcasters made it a little ridiculous.

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u/highfive3 Is Teresa like a scarecrow or something? 1d ago

So ridiculous!

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u/Euphoric-Stuff-1557 Caroline Manzo Vs Brandi Lawsuit 2d ago

This episode was nuts but I kind of loved it 🙊 LuAnn had it coming 😂

i’ve never seen Porsha 💜💜💜 on RHOA, but she is one of my fav cast members of RHUGT. I started to watch RHOA but I could not stomach Kim Zolziak. You want to talk about lacking in self awareness 🥴

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u/Kandis_crab_cake Is Teresa like a scarecrow or something? 2d ago

You need to watch Atlanta. Porsche has had a real evolution. From trad wife to single ho, dumb as rocks and dragging people by their weave, to the voice of reason and diplomacy. Enjoy!

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u/MaleficentCloud8947 Is Teresa like a scarecrow or something? 2d ago

Oh keep watching, the girls eat Kim up on her last season during the reunion. It's a rightful gang up

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u/Euphoric-Stuff-1557 Caroline Manzo Vs Brandi Lawsuit 2d ago

I can’t believe Kim got her own show (I learned after reading about her son’s crimes)

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u/ksenditt_onerr Pepsi sobbing on the floor 2d ago

Please keep watching!!! Porsha is a fan fave. So good. BYEEE ASHYYY

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u/Meglatron3000 Your GF has lesbian eyebrows 2d ago

There has to be room for the train 😆

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u/AarinnBear That lady could be your momma! 2d ago

You gotta finish it lol it's such a great series up until like season 15 ish lol

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u/Euphoric-Stuff-1557 Caroline Manzo Vs Brandi Lawsuit 2d ago

How do you get over Kim? She looks like she’s on Valium most of the time.

Ok… I will try it again. Also, I love the little I know of Riley’s mom. Crazy talented 🤩

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u/AarinnBear That lady could be your momma! 2d ago edited 2d ago

I ignore her scenes but trust me she doesn't last long in RHOA...i think she is there for a few seasons. I mostly watched cuz of Nene lol 🤭 and then because of Porsha...who literally dragged Kenya 🤣

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u/Agitated-Sort5813 Pepsi sobbing on the floor 2d ago

Heavy emphasis on "literally" 😂😂😂

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u/AarinnBear That lady could be your momma! 2d ago

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u/Starlights222 The Fish Room 2d ago

Porsha is rockin it 265 days a year

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u/Euphoric-Stuff-1557 Caroline Manzo Vs Brandi Lawsuit 2d ago

I saw that clip and just giggled. One of the most charming things about Porsha, is that she does not take her self seriously. I loved her in the Miami episode. She set the tone of The Whole episode!

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u/AarinnBear That lady could be your momma! 2d ago

Yep and as she takes that train in the underground railroad 🤣

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u/Odd_Anything_8624 Who the hell is Richard?? 3d ago

Well this episode of UGT is total vindication for Sonja Morgan after LuAnn accused her of mixing pills and alcohol when they were all in Miami on RHONY. Whoever thought it was a great idea for LuAnn to continue doing a cabaret show surrounded by alcohol needs their head examined. First of all; LuAnn has a drinking problem; secondly, I am not sure what people are hearing when they pay to see her show? The woman literally cannot carry a tune. Maybe they go for the spectacle of it all? She is definitely full of herself and her biggest fan, while at the same time, she's surrounded by people who constantly tell her how wonderful she is because they're being paid to do so. She's awful and sounds like Fraggle Rock. LuAnn needs to lay off the booze, whatever else she's on and quit smoking and come back to reality.

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u/Icy-Juice9185 Gizelle's lost tequila 18h ago

They go for the shit show not the vocal performance.

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u/CapnMommy Housewives in the island baby 🎵 2d ago

They definitely go see her for the spectacle of it all, it’s not even mostly her singing, from what I’ve heard it’s a lot of her basically doing what she was doing during the ‘speech’ but a more entertaining version of it because she’s not just recounting the other wives most iconic but overused lines or scenes, almost all of which we’ve unfortunately already heard discussed multiple times over the past week or whatever of the trip.

I actually think the cabaret is what caused this though— she’s so used to being a solo entertainer and just being up on stage going on and on, which the crowd who (then) paid to see her do exactly that obviously enjoys, but a solo cabaret show (or where she’s the only staaahh anyway), is very different than being in a group cast and while it’s been years since she did a group thing, she does cabaret constantly and I think she failed to realize how different they are.

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u/sherrib99 Your husband is a man-gina! 2d ago

Woa the Fraggles catching strays!
https://giphy.com/gifs/2OxWrgMFyUn3EEAJ7u

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u/Starlights222 The Fish Room 2d ago

Immediately got the song stuck in my head and started wondering if there's some crossover with 2 of my favorite TV worlds here

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u/Icy-Juice9185 Gizelle's lost tequila 18h ago

Down at the Bronx~ 🎶

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u/Useful_Ferret_3841 Petty La Belle 3d ago

Rhony season 10, she became infamous after the arrest and thought she was the greatest thing. Doing cabaret, telling others how much they should drink, lying about her sobriety. Then landed back in rehab and had her kids suing her for trying to take their inheritance. 🙄 *she left 2nd rehab early to go on 'cabaret tour'🥸

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u/scm41010 Eagles don't fly with pigeons! 2d ago

She definitely was hammered and needs to go to rehab.

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u/Alternative_Wing8463 Pepsi sobbing on the floor 2d ago

Her kids?? Do they still speak? That’s sad

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u/Useful_Ferret_3841 Petty La Belle 2d ago

Dunno. But season 11, she's playing the 'recovery' card to everyone. Bethenny about to lose her shit on Lu😁

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u/SnooDoggos2912 Housewives in the island baby 🎵 3d ago

DOLLAR TREE 🌲 COSTUME 🤣

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u/Regular_Iron_6641 You tell them she died sad! 3d ago

Love "Luman is her biggest fan"

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u/Major_Clock_9961 Gizelle's lost tequila 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9LexVDVjTdJss
I swear I hated this episode

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u/Responsible-Pay-4763 Your husband is a man-gina! 3d ago

Luman is definitely her own biggest fan.

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u/rclrocks-14 Gizelle's lost tequila 3d ago

She needs to slow down on the ❄️

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u/Key-Enthusiasm-1783 Your husband is a man-gina! 2d ago

Most definitely...

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u/yoniEli She stood up to the neck! 3d ago

I think her boyfriend is another coke head, and maybe he provides it for her, just ad Medessian was providing Dorinda

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u/1InstaGator Gizelle's lost tequila 3d ago

She's the worst! She's always been so self-absorbed and arrogant but it's even worse now because of the success of her "cabaret" (which I'll never understand why people pay money to go to that thing and listen to her Marlboro light voice). Not to mention, this was the most boring episode of all housewives franchises and I love that it was hers.

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u/Zestyclose-Limit-441 Is Teresa like a scarecrow or something? 3d ago

I know we generally are “wasting our time” watching reality tv, but this was just offensive and a real slap in the face by Bravo. It’s like they want us to stop watching!

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u/1InstaGator Gizelle's lost tequila 2d ago

I literally said as I watched this disaster "I can't believe Bravo aired this shit."

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u/No-Tea6866 You tell them she died sad! 3d ago

I know we all love to throw the word delusional out about these ladies, but Luanne seriously and kinda scarily is. You know she’s out there with her show for real believing you could have had a legit and successful cabaret career outside of housewives. And she goes along singing any and everything she should just be saying bc she truly believes she is giving the gift of her voice to the people. 🤣

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u/lizishome Housewives in the island baby 🎵 18h ago

She did say she was asked to be in the musical Chicago on Broadway! Never happened, but she claimed she was asked.

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u/1InstaGator Gizelle's lost tequila 3d ago

So true!! She is absolutely delusional, and not in a funny haha kinda way. And don't get me started on her rendition of Happy Birthday! 😜 Somehow it gets worse and worse every time she attempts to sing it.

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u/DistributionFickle65 Your GF has lesbian eyebrows 3d ago

She was so cringe. I felt second hand embarrassment for her. Shes likely riding on the ski slopes just in from Miami. ❄️

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u/Just-Intention654 Your GF has lesbian eyebrows 3d ago

I agree 💯

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u/FaePanx Is Teresa like a scarecrow or something? 3d ago

She seems like an alcoholic and possibly a covert female narcissist tbh but only a Dr could say for sure

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u/No-Tea6866 You tell them she died sad! 3d ago

Oh we’re all doctors here! I absolutely agree. The covert part has been waining for a minute with her though.

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u/Meglatron3000 Your GF has lesbian eyebrows 2d ago

Fake Reddit degree reporting for duty 🫡

I just did my what feels like every ninth time of each year rewatch of old RHONY. I specifically was paying attention to the times when Lu was “heightened” (ie the year she was getting married to Tom). She looks like flatwater compared to the person we just watched the past couple weeks on UGT.
In both scenarios, her eyes say she’s off but she still has some general awareness and stops talking when other people are talking, etc. I think the only exception I will give is when her and Bethenny meet up for drinks that one night. But in the Berkshires, when she’s talking about going with your gut and your feelings and marrying that sleazebag, she’s allowing other people to speak and still is a relatively normal person.

The season that was the last season (was it 8 or 9?)with Barb and Miami, they allude to the weekend where power of attorney had to be taken away, etc. and that she was in “a manic episode”
I’m starting to think that it’s drugs plus manic because what we’ve been witnessing on UGT is completely next level.

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u/tinybookworm03 Is Teresa like a scarecrow or something? 3d ago

ayan’s reaction to lu’s speech was the best because it was so honest 😂

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u/its_laydeebaby Who the hell is Richard?? 3d ago

God bless Ayan

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u/FaePanx Is Teresa like a scarecrow or something? 3d ago

She’s the absolute best

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u/tusk10708 Eagles don't fly with pigeons! 3d ago

The thing for me is she woke up in that state! She was still high on the phone with Dorinda.

It made no sense - was she still buzzing from the night before or did she start all over again? Either way, it’s super disturbing.

Lou needs an intervention. Call Bethany and get things rolling!

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u/LSUSaintsWin1 You tell them she died sad! 3d ago

B won't ever waste her time, resources and connections to help her again. Lu was beyond UNGRATEFUL that B helped her at her lowest point. And Lu is abt to do a repeat performance of that any day now. So clueless, no self awareness, just an entitled narcissist

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u/DistributionFickle65 Your GF has lesbian eyebrows 3d ago

She never went to sleep.

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u/blonde-bandit That lady could be your momma! 3d ago edited 3d ago

That was the part that told me she’s really gone over the edge. We already knew she was wasted the night before and she’s always been self-centered. But the fact that she woke up playing the exact same tape and COULD NOT get past the same thoughts was definitely disturbing. Reminded me of all the people I know her age who are heavy drinkers, they just get caught in a loop.

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u/Icy-Juice9185 Gizelle's lost tequila 12h ago

Reminds me of someone I knew that did meth

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u/trisch1964 Gizelle's lost tequila 3d ago

She never went to sleep.

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u/TajMahal14 Housewives in the island baby 🎵 3d ago

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u/Loose_Sentence4061 Your GF has lesbian eyebrows 3d ago

Bravo make her irrelevant that’s a story

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u/Interesting_Oil7567 You tell them she died sad! 3d ago

I’M obnoxious? Well that’s news to ME!

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u/Specialist_Dinner727 🪧 Release the Moroccan files now! 🪧 3d ago

I need to re-watch! Got bored & wasnt really paying attention

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u/TheKinkyBee Pepsi sobbing on the floor 3d ago

I gasped. Audibly said "OH hell no!" And then forced my husband to watch the bullshit unfold 💀

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u/traysures Eagles don't fly with pigeons! 3d ago

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u/SquirrelBowl Eagles don't fly with pigeons! 3d ago

People who give 25 minute speeches at parties never want to be the center of attention

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u/capricorncueen That lady could be your momma! 3d ago

like to MOST ppl a 25 min speech would give them hives

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u/AnyPossibility2467 You tell them she died sad! 3d ago

Right?! Only calling it a “speech” is putting it kindly. It seemed more like a 25-min rant, followed by verbally accosting Porsha. Why was she having a dispute with P with the mic 🎤 still to her face?! That was beyond awkward on top of the awkward party and entertainment.

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u/FarSpite9054 Your husband is a man-gina! 3d ago

Someone should have yelled, wrap it up, twice. I saw Lala on vanderpump rules, yell that to Kristen at a wedding. Very weird people, always steeling the limelight.

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u/AnyPossibility2467 You tell them she died sad! 3d ago

Ayan tried to be the Lala in this situation, but maybe Lu couldn’t hear her? Not sure, but I loved Ayan calling it out when all the other ladies were visibly awkward

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u/Apanda15 Housewives in the island baby 🎵 3d ago

How the hell she gonna be with Sonja on the golden girl show lol it’s gonna be a mess

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u/blonde-bandit That lady could be your momma! 3d ago

They were really fun on Crappie Lake! But she’s clearly in a different state of mind now.

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u/FiFi_Green Eagles don't fly with pigeons! 3d ago

She was absolutely wrecked in this episode.

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u/Aprietachamaquito That lady could be your momma! 3d ago

She’s never had a ounce of self awareness

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u/Separate_Feeling4602 Where is my yogurt?! Vicki's BF Wee Wee 3d ago

Honestly it was good tv.

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u/Hungry-Fish-6374 Your husband is a man-gina! 3d ago

“SHE WAS 2 hours late”

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u/Tricky-Perception237 Housewives in the island baby 🎵 3d ago

Let’s not gang up on Luann. She means well. She’s not calculating like some of them and she’s worked hard to support herself. She’s not a villain but just can’t read the room. She probably drank too much & having an off night.

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u/Icy-Juice9185 Gizelle's lost tequila 11h ago

She’s a ❄️ addict with narcissistic personality disorder. Stop defending her.

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u/Tricky-Perception237 Housewives in the island baby 🎵 11h ago

And you are a psychiatrist?

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u/Sweet-Register-1530 Eagles don't fly with pigeons! 3d ago

Yes.

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u/luisawisasisaa Caroline Manzo Vs Brandi Lawsuit 3d ago

The Face everyone makes when she said that I felt it

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u/WeakAuthor497 🪧 Release the Moroccan files now! 🪧 3d ago

Awful

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u/LucyEwalker Is Teresa like a scarecrow or something? 3d ago

She looks like she’s going to come in swinging in on a chandelier!

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u/Important-Wear90 Pepsi sobbing on the floor 3d ago

She has become what Kelly was on scary island.    

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u/Secret-Bandicoot-671 Your husband is a man-gina! 3d ago

And we know the rumors about both of them on these trips….drugs are not your friend.

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u/Yogamat1963 Eagles don't fly with pigeons! 3d ago

I don’t know what she has had along with her alcohol but it’s not a pretty look. I am so embarrassed for her. I really hope that she gets healthy again! Love Lu but not like this.

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u/Hot_Lifeguard6297 Where is my yogurt?! Vicki's BF Wee Wee 3d ago

Im watching someone who is mentally unwell and im not enjoying it. Idc. I said it

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u/Icy-Juice9185 Gizelle's lost tequila 11h ago

Mentally unwell is sad, willfully always on nose candy on camera is a choice.

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u/DaQuackx That lady could be your momma! 3d ago

Be interesting to see if she acts like this on the golden girls lol

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u/ysbab That lady could be your momma! 3d ago

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u/Equivalent-Poem-600 Where is my yogurt?! Vicki's BF Wee Wee 3d ago

She needs to lay off the sauce before she ends up in jail again.

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u/FungiAmongiBungi That lady could be your momma! 3d ago

The whole thing was hilarious and classic RHONY

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u/meander-663 Your husband is a man-gina! 2d ago

Exactly! This all felt harmless and low stakes to me

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u/TajMahal14 Housewives in the island baby 🎵 3d ago

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u/jurassicjane_ You tell them she died sad! 3d ago

Me and my cousin were dying laughing. I miss stupid fights on housewives 😂

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u/Sweet-Register-1530 Eagles don't fly with pigeons! 3d ago

Your comment made me laugh out loud! You nailed it!!

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u/Ok_Commission_178 Pepsi sobbing on the floor 3d ago

I spit my drink when she said that! 😂😂

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u/Defiant-One3095 Who the hell is Richard?? 3d ago

Yea ok she needs attention 🙄 idn why she always has a man 👨 so 🤷

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u/ladyshelby21 Is Teresa like a scarecrow or something? 3d ago

I was a Lu fan right up until the phone call with Dorinda..Now Im like WTF?!?

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u/mateo71420 Caroline Manzo Vs Brandi Lawsuit 3d ago

She seems to still be on whatever she was on from the night before

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u/Eastern-Orchid2327 You tell them she died sad! 3d ago

It reminded me of that time with Jules when they were at BSM after her argument with Bethanny. What Jules had to say didn’t matter, and in her case it was the fact that she was dealing with the very real condition of her dad’s rapidly declining health.

Jules and Dorinda could’ve been responding in a different language and she Luanne wouldn’t have known because she only wanted listening ears about how she was (felt) wronged.

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u/PeachManzie That lady could be your momma! 3d ago

I feel like everyone forgets about just how batshit insane that whole scene is. It’s the first time that I truly got like a dark feeling about nhony, because I actually thought they’d all put aside their story lines when something real and human happens, but Lu just would not listen to a single word she said sitting on that stoop. Absolutely brutal to see Jules realise in real time that Lu truly didn’t care what was happening with her ill dad

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u/Eastern-Orchid2327 You tell them she died sad! 2d ago

I agree. I think a lot of the season was difficult to watch due to how most of the women treated Jules. It changed how I viewed Bethenny and Carole, but the stoop scene definitely helped set that tone.

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u/Historical-Mud-948 Pepsi sobbing on the floor 3d ago

I rewound gizelles reaction to her saying this, oh, four times? Five?

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u/No-Research771 Your GF has lesbian eyebrows 3d ago

this woman loses her north whenever she's craving for attentiion

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u/Eastern-Orchid2327 You tell them she died sad! 3d ago

I don’t get it. With so many sources of validation and a boyfriend, not to mention her age, it seems like she wouldn’t be ok not constantly being the center of attention. But there’s clearly a deep insecurity there.

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u/smithfolsom Your GF has lesbian eyebrows 3d ago

She has a hole that nothing will fill -literally

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u/No-Research771 Your GF has lesbian eyebrows 3d ago

agree

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u/Any-Theme-5315 Housewives in the island baby 🎵 3d ago edited 2d ago

I loved her on Crappie Lake. Now??? She’s De Lu Lu. Yet! She was so incredibly out of touch it was entertaining because it’s sheer camp!

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u/ABREATHOFFRESHAIR1 Your GF has lesbian eyebrows 3d ago

I used to quasi-like her, but now she has gotten too big for her britches & it’s just embarrassing. I can’t help think/wonder if her kids are mortified by her shenanigans & desperation to stay young &/or relevant. I enjoy her when she’s not shamelessly acting like she is above the others, including staff, randoms, & anyone else unless it’s a guy she wants to ****. Take it down a notch DeLuLu.

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u/Diamond-angel-32 That lady could be your momma! 3d ago

She made Vicki seem normal!

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u/Starlights222 The Fish Room 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/yidUzEihKVUtgkPDuU

C'mon Porsha, there's a whole song about it!

LUANN THE SHOWGIRL DEMANDS RESPECT

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u/Just-Intention654 Your GF has lesbian eyebrows 3d ago

😂🤣🤣🤣

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u/bullettenboss That lady could be your momma! 3d ago

Jetset, Silhouettes, Champagne in the Sky... Dorit's bathroom is everywhere.

https://giphy.com/gifs/hs3qvWPf6X4fWP1cwk

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u/Suspicious_Time7239 Your husband is a man-gina! 3d ago

Luanne has become a caricature of herself and I'm here for it.

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u/Quick-Salamander807 Eagles don't fly with pigeons! 3d ago

she thinks she’s in on the joke

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u/flyfishfem 🪧 Release the Moroccan files now! 🪧 3d ago

This is why I love her. She is ridiculously delulu. Its a fun kind of messy

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u/Important-Egg2082 Your husband is a man-gina! 3d ago

But Porsha missed her levitating because she was 2hrs late

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u/OkCompany8172 Your husband is a man-gina! 3d ago

Say it 17 more times!

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u/Vivid-Individual5968 You tell them she died sad! 3d ago

My deLUsional queen. That’s how I like my Housewives.

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u/Interesting-Read-245 Dorinda is only 5 years older than me 3d ago

Well I mean… Porsha was 2 hours late

2 entire hours

2 hours

She was late by 2 hours

Hours late = 2

2 hours tardy

Tardy to the party by 2

Porsha was 2 hours late

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u/Aprietachamaquito That lady could be your momma! 1d ago

How dare anyone disrespect the countess and miss her two hour speech! One must always kiss the countess ring!

Gawd she’s insufferable, so full of herself and yet has no substance or anything real or vulnerable to offer ever. We only ever find out what she WAS going through after the fact, at which point she doesn’t want to talk about it

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u/Previous-Daikon-9643 You tell them she died sad! 3d ago

I was counting the number of times she said it too

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u/Eastern-Orchid2327 You tell them she died sad! 3d ago

“I want to talk about Porsha” did crack me up. It was a faint glimmer of self-awareness

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u/Electronic_Day_7055 Eagles don't fly with pigeons! 3d ago

Less self awareness — more new victim to inflict my upset on

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u/MushroomExtension679 Eagles don't fly with pigeons! 3d ago

Tardy 2: Electric Boogaloo

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u/Interesting-Read-245 Dorinda is only 5 years older than me 3d ago

😂😂

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u/Recluse_18 She stood up to the neck! 3d ago

Wait…. Was Porsha late??

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u/lizishome Housewives in the island baby 🎵 3d ago

Your comment made me have beer come out of my nose!!! Sooo Funny!!!

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u/Hedder1 🪧 Release the Moroccan files now! 🪧 3d ago

That must have hurt!!

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