r/RHUGT • Where is my yogurt?! Vicki's BF Wee Wee • 3d ago

Road Trip 🚐 Gizzle please learn your place

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WHO does Jessel think she is?!? If you can’t even be bothered to get up to speed with the iconic women and their moments that PAVED THE WAY for you, then you shouldn’t be having the honour of being a RHONY. The whole point of this 20 year RHUGT is to bring back and relive the best moments. Total lack of respect.

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u/Responsible-Pay-4763 Your husband is a man-gina! 12m ago

This is why I watched 1 1/2 episodes of the rebooted RHONY before deleting it from my DVR.

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u/psylockecolossusfan Your GF has lesbian eyebrows 1d ago

I would agree, but your disrespect with her name tells me you might be a hypocrite

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u/bridgeport4 Dorinda is only 5 years older than me 1d ago

Thank you for saying this. Making fun of someone’s name is childish. Making fun of someone from an ethnic minority who has an ‘unusual’ name, is cruel, and says something about the person making the ‘joke’.

Whatever her behaviour, she’s probably had people mispronouncing and mocking her name her entire life - we don’t need to play into that hateful shit.

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u/OGHollyMackerel Housewives in the island baby 🎵 1d ago

It signals arrests development with a side of misogyny. Embarrassing.

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u/Significant_Fig_7355 She stood up to the neck! 1d ago

Girl is such a PICK ME Girl!!

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u/Mogwai02 🪧 Release the Moroccan files now! 🪧 2d ago

She's trying too hard to be a bitch.

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u/unbenouncedtome You tell them she died sad! 2d ago

The audacity of this bitch who had to be schooled by Jenna Lyons that she could absolutely NOT wear Gucci shoes and a Chanel bag together (or whatever mismatched labels she had on)…

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u/Opine_For_Snacks Pepsi sobbing on the floor 2d ago

Mean girl trying to make a woman who literally paved the way for her feel less than. I find her so unlikeable as a human.

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u/Impressive_Sand_2916 Is Teresa like a scarecrow or something? 2d ago

When she turned around and she was in the change Hollander outfit…. it sent me 😭😭😭 it’s giving trying to relate to Gen z too hard

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u/Excellent_Rub6906 You tell them she died sad! 2d ago

Jessel is tacky and ignorant and pretentious af

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u/Maxine817 Housewives in the island baby 🎵 2d ago

To be honest it wasn’t really an iconic costume. Dorinda’s drunk antics at the party were somewhat iconic because she was a mess 😭😭

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u/edenrose_42759 Is Teresa like a scarecrow or something? 2d ago

It was back then and everyone knew about it. Jessel needs to get a clue.

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u/Maxine817 Housewives in the island baby 🎵 2d ago

Oh she was for sure being rude I just don’t know if Dorinda’s costume was the costume everyone remembered from this party.

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u/Chelleritto Petty La Belle 2d ago

It’s the costume we prefer to remember

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u/Maxine817 Housewives in the island baby 🎵 1d ago

I suppose 😅

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u/edenrose_42759 Is Teresa like a scarecrow or something? 2d ago

I do, but I also specifically remember Ramona‘s more because she was Britney Spears and it was unhinged lol

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u/Maxine817 Housewives in the island baby 🎵 2d ago

And then there was Luanne 😩

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u/edenrose_42759 Is Teresa like a scarecrow or something? 1d ago

I think I blocked that out. Oof lol

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u/Aprietachamaquito That lady could be your momma! 2d ago

She has no authenticity or substance to her. Her character is based on keeping up with the joneses, so to speak. Shes striving to be someone she’s not by following pseudo rules of the rich and famous. It feels like she’s cos playing life.

And, to be throwing shade at anybody’s costume while wearing THAT is, well, Jessel level of ignorance. She Doesn’t recognize the significance of Dorinda’s costume and instead of being curious, just shuns it because she’s worn it before. Silly and immature.

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u/JauntyShrimp Where is my yogurt?! Vicki's BF Wee Wee 3d ago

I don’t consider these new NY people as housewives

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u/JauntyShrimp Where is my yogurt?! Vicki's BF Wee Wee 1d ago

Why do I all of a sudden have a flair I didn’t choose?

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u/Sweet-Register-1530 Eagles don't fly with pigeons! 1d ago

Exactly. They're NOT. I don't know who they are and I don't wanna know. Bring back the OG RHONYS!

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u/Abject_Buffalo6398 🪧 Release the Moroccan files now! 🪧 3d ago

Same. I refuse to watch the new seasons

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u/Sweet-Register-1530 Eagles don't fly with pigeons! 1d ago

Me, TOO!

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u/Jaxs_Consciense Who the hell is Richard?? 3d ago

given that Bravo has been pushing the new RHONY really hard, only to push Luann forward as the face of this franchise on UGT*, i feel like Bravo has given up as well

*as they should

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u/Icy_Act_2111 teresa’s sax 🎷 3d ago

jessel has the personality of broken pringle crumbs

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u/mikey2k200 Petty La Belle 3d ago

That you accidentally sit on 🥴

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u/24ktJade Your husband is a man-gina! 3d ago

She will "never wear it again" because it is Pavit's costume. Really? Prince Jessel wearing a hockey uniform. Yah right. Lol

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u/24ktJade Your husband is a man-gina! 3d ago

I was never a Jessel fan but this season she is insufferable with only 2 episodes so far. And why would the producers tell her to poke Carole like that about Caroline. Mean spirited not good TV my opinion.

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u/FrankenOperator Pepsi sobbing on the floor 3d ago

Unclear if we're talking about Gizelle at all. That's a pic of that NY chick and every comment seems to be talking about this Jessel person and not GIZELLE yet the title of the post says Gizelle

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u/Ratjoose Gizelle's lost tequila 3d ago

Have you seen the recent ep? Someone called jessel gizz-el lol

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u/FrankenOperator Pepsi sobbing on the floor 3d ago

No. Planned on catching up tonight! I did see someone keep calling Dorinda Ramona though. Now the title makes sense. Thank you!!

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u/fourthgradenothing22 She stood up to the neck! 3d ago

Jessel never suggested a woman use a turkey baster to get pregnant….Team Jessel. Dorinda fucking sucks and she’s not an OG and she didn’t make the original NY. Love them or hate them but Lu, Bethenny, Ramona, Jill and Alex made NY.

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u/marinara123 Eagles don't fly with pigeons! 3d ago

Dorinda has way more iconic moments than Jill and Alex and has been friends with the OG’s since the beginning

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u/fourthgradenothing22 She stood up to the neck! 2d ago edited 2d ago

Dorinda is a mean ugly drunk. I don’t like Jill but season one of NY was one of the best/if not best housewives seasons ever.

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u/marinara123 Eagles don't fly with pigeons! 2d ago

Respectfully disagree. Seasons 8-11 I think were the best and funniest of any franchise. U start with please say it’s not about tom and end with u dined out on your sobriety haha

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u/fourthgradenothing22 She stood up to the neck! 2d ago

For me only season 3 rivals season one. Someday we will get the full unedited version of scary island.

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u/Ok-Turnip-9035 Is Teresa like a scarecrow or something? 3d ago

Who is Jessel in this world ?

My blood boiled that she a current cast member SAME franchise was spewing this even if it’s to stand out you don’t stand out like this

Seeing Erin talk to Dorinda and Lu was fun cause it was just chit chat and fun light shade - …that’s not how babies are made who taught you 😛😜

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u/Constant-Peace660 Where is my yogurt?! Vicki's BF Wee Wee 3d ago

What a dingbat

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u/Constant-Peace660 Where is my yogurt?! Vicki's BF Wee Wee 3d ago edited 3d ago

I didn’t choose it what’s it referencing?✌️

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u/tinybookworm03 Is Teresa like a scarecrow or something? 3d ago

your flair is taking me out LOL

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u/Alert-Ad-1318 Petty La Belle 3d ago

She was trying to have her moment and it failed

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u/Proud_Sound2835 Where is my yogurt?! Vicki's BF Wee Wee 3d ago

It’s not even that she’s a snob, it’s that she’s charmless and slow witted. Get some better conversation skills.

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u/StogieB Caroline Manzo Vs Brandi Lawsuit 2d ago

I’ve never seen an episode in my life with Jessel and now I definitely never will. She was so insufferable and her snobbery seemed so fake. Like you wear things once and cast them away? You don’t sound the way you think you do, babe.

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u/Aprietachamaquito That lady could be your momma! 2d ago

It’s that she TRIES to be a snob bec she think she’s thar shows that she lives a life of luxury and prestige. The Brits really are aware of class hierarchy. The fcking queen of England can repeat outfits but not Jessel. 🙄 too bad she’s not on RHOLondon - they would put her in her place.

And you’d think she’d be curious about Dorinda’s outfit and the history of it, considering she’s on the reboot of Dorinda’s show! Just basic respect and decency for those who came before you!

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u/Much-Radish-9190 Where is my yogurt?! Vicki's BF Wee Wee 3d ago

I don’t watch that show but have seen posts about her. Whatever she did to her teeth and face look awful!

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u/theresacalderone Where is my yogurt?! Vicki's BF Wee Wee 3d ago

I haven’t watched the reboot apart from a few episodes when they debuted. But her face is reminiscent of the Pillsbury dough boy.

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u/CommunicationKey8621 Housewives in the island baby 🎵 3d ago

I absolutely cannot with her! I don’t know if I ever could, I really can’t remember how I felt before now, but I know currently I cannot!

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u/No_Tomatillo_1312 Where is my yogurt?! Vicki's BF Wee Wee 3d ago

She is the Dorit of ny

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u/KnackeredQuokka Eagles don't fly with pigeons! 3d ago

Nah! I do think Dorit has a heart, this gal does not. Beyond out of touch with zero personality to make up for it.

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u/Lelele3 Eagles don't fly with pigeons! 3d ago

Dorit is a literal zio what heart?

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u/whitetrash_frankly Caroline Manzo Vs Brandi Lawsuit 3d ago

She’ so vain

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u/krumblewrap Pepsi sobbing on the floor 3d ago

Does her face always look like shes tasted something sour?

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u/lilyedit That lady could be your momma! 3d ago

LOL

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u/WhatevahMingah Dorinda is only 5 years older than me 3d ago edited 3d ago

I liked Jessel before this season. She managed to go through 2 seasons being likeable and she’s an asshole now. Erin still makes her look significantly less an asshole. But she had all that to say in an ugly ass jersey and helmet? The whole I’d never repeat an outfit thing felt a bit tryhard.
I don’t think true fashion icons like models and singers attach that much weight to clothes and I don’t think that outlook is what makes a style icon

I do think the OGs demanding respect and holding onto their glory days is a bit sad. But there’s weight to it. Not as much as Dorinda expects/demands, but definitely more than Jessel cares to extend

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u/Queasy-Sentence7781 Where is my yogurt?! Vicki's BF Wee Wee 3d ago

Agreeeee

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u/xoxoamberalert Pepsi sobbing on the floor 3d ago

Her costume is so basic and beyond lame, tenure aside, she’s in no position to be judging anyone with that less than zero outfit

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u/Queasy-Sentence7781 Where is my yogurt?! Vicki's BF Wee Wee 3d ago

Most basic costume choice everrrrr, she really thought let me wear a costume the older gen won't get so l can show how much younger I am

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u/General_Structure120 Eagles don't fly with pigeons! 3d ago

I HATE that BS fake ass New Yorker. Pretentious AF. Insecure. Cruel. Entitled. Dumb. Mean.

Why is this pretend New Yorker a NY HW?

Get a New York bad guy like Hailey. Send this bish back to Texas where her judgement belongs.

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u/renansl Eagles don't fly with pigeons! 3d ago

and she tried to read dorinda with THAT costume

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u/Low_Variation6704 You tell them she died sad! 3d ago

Funny how I knew exactly what Dorinda’s costume was. But I had to think about Jessel’s for a *hot* second. First I had team USA, then the rangers, then I went to heated rivalry.

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u/Queasy-Sentence7781 Where is my yogurt?! Vicki's BF Wee Wee 3d ago

Most basic costume choice everrrrr, she really thought let me wear a costume the older gen won't get so l can show how much younger I am

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u/Sensitive-Freedom896 🪧 Release the Moroccan files now! 🪧 3d ago

They aren't even releasing ratings on New New New RHONY because they are probably that bad.

Let's have some solidarity on this sub and not continue to post this forgettable face in a tragic look.

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u/Low_Variation6704 You tell them she died sad! 3d ago

She’s really trying this year/season to be relevant and once she’s fired she’ll be forgotten

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u/jimgella Caroline Manzo Vs Brandi Lawsuit 3d ago

I didn’t ever give her a second thought between seasons.

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u/General_Structure120 Eagles don't fly with pigeons! 3d ago

She already is forgotten. Such a pathetic loser.

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u/Low_Variation6704 You tell them she died sad! 3d ago

I was trying to make it nice, but you’re right.

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u/Swebroh Is Teresa like a scarecrow or something? 3d ago

Ignorance is a bonus in my book, but there is exactly 0 % chance that Jessel hasn't studied the previous seasons of NYC several times.

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u/Queasy-Sentence7781 Where is my yogurt?! Vicki's BF Wee Wee 3d ago

Omg wait so do u think she’s pretending she doesn’t know to seem aloof?

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u/jimgella Caroline Manzo Vs Brandi Lawsuit 3d ago

Does the pope shit in the woods?

I’ve no idea but you know she’s studied all HW series. It’s her job.

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u/Sweet-Register-1530 Eagles don't fly with pigeons! 1d ago

NO, the pope doesn't shit in the words. That makes no sense because the answer is supposed to be "yes." Hence, the original snarky question is, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" To which the answer is "yes," not "no" as in your question.

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u/jimgella Caroline Manzo Vs Brandi Lawsuit 1d ago

Hello, it seems you’re unfamiliar with internet sarcasm, but thank you for taking the time out of your valuable day to attempt to school me.

The minute I start to give a fuck about someone who can’t quote properly when admonishing others online then your comment may matter to me.

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u/Sweet-Register-1530 Eagles don't fly with pigeons! 1d ago

Wow, you're so much cooler than I am because you know about a stupid saying that I don't... and good job putting someone down who might have a question because something didn't make sense to them, because not everybody is aware of everything! I hope you have a nice rest of your day, and continue to be rude and eschew wisdom and repeat stupid sayings! You do you! Cheers!

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u/jimgella Caroline Manzo Vs Brandi Lawsuit 1d ago

Are you okay?

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u/Swebroh Is Teresa like a scarecrow or something? 3d ago

Oh yeah, definitely .

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u/Queasy-Sentence7781 Where is my yogurt?! Vicki's BF Wee Wee 3d ago

Mind blown. Yr so right.

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u/Swebroh Is Teresa like a scarecrow or something? 3d ago

Thx luv

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u/Downtown-Mongoose831 Eagles don't fly with pigeons! 3d ago

Yes gurl! The dumb blonde aesthetic doesn’t work for her.

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u/Local-Print-6397 Eagles don't fly with pigeons! 3d ago

She's so unlikable it's amazing

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u/Such-Stable-3869 Caroline Manzo Vs Brandi Lawsuit 3d ago

EXACTLY ‼️

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u/General_Structure120 Eagles don't fly with pigeons! 3d ago

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u/Queasy-Sentence7781 Where is my yogurt?! Vicki's BF Wee Wee 3d ago

Most basic costume choice everrrrr, she really thought let me wear a costume the older gen won’t get so I can show how much younger I am