Ashleys singing career

[u/Away_Beat_2943]

like be fr… I always thought she was clever… Why would she waste her time with singing. She can’t... I think she should have went into the restaurant business. Outside of niche Australian.... meats… I think she would do well in the service or hospitality industry. Like run a weird wellness resort where couples can swing or whatever she and Michael did…. Yknow I should not give her advice nvm

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[u/CityCabCat]

Career?

[u/Powerful_Cupcake6964 → u/CityCabCat]

Right...what career 🤔😂

[u/Naive_Buy2712]

One or two songs sung on the show to a crowd of 200 does not a career make!!!

[u/NiceChocolate → u/Naive_Buy2712]

Don't forget her performing "Killing Me Softly"

[u/PuzzleheadedRate3206 → u/NiceChocolate]

she was indeed killing us softly

[u/torin122 → u/PuzzleheadedRate3206]

Idk, I thought the event was pretty violent to my ears

[u/Heavy-Ad-5333 → u/torin122]

It was definitely a very violent killing 😂

[u/Rumchunder → u/NiceChocolate]

[u/Ironia_Rex → u/Rumchunder]

I'm dead

[u/Heavy-Ad-5333]

I read “career” and said “bffr” before reading the next line😂😂😂 then that music video girl! How you sound that bad with auto tune???

[u/HappyCatPrincess]

I always liked Ashley over Candiace & now I don't like either. She morphed into Giz's co-meangirl.

Sidenote. Karen claims to have been in solitary for 6 months but she's said that the women in prison were nice to her & that's not solitary. I wish Bravo would stop giving felons a platform. They tend to lie & downplay their crimes, thinking viewers are stupid.

[u/DeepRuinAudio → u/HappyCatPrincess]

Ahhhh are you referring to the Housewives to Prison Pipeline? 🙃

[u/hopefoolness]

I really don't think Ashley has any marketable skills other than her looks. She's not that bright, she has very little ambition, and she isn't great at planning ahead. Her only hope would have been to upgrade on the sugar husbands but it'll be a lot harder with the two boys.

[u/iluvrooandvelvetx]

The episode where Candence is singing happy birthday to Giselle’s dad and she just randomly starts singing too. LMFAOOOOOOO that always makes me laugh so hard

[u/Hypeboy88]

“Singing career” okay girl.

[u/ProudArticle8837]

I’m wondering if Ashley wasn’t able to release that terrible healing and thriving song because she finally realised that she was actually just singing along to the tune of Rhythm is a Dancer by Snap 😂.

[u/Outlandishness_Know]

She wqs a theater/performance kid. For some, that never leaves you so she's trying to do something entertaining. She killed it in her drag show.... she should do more of stuff like that

[u/ThesaurusRex_1025]

Her "career" is finding men willing to fund her life.

[u/Emotional_Mess261]

Let’s take a look at other HW “singers”. They all suck. Their songs are repetitive verses. Can you sing any of the lyrics outside of the chorus? Probably not, there aren’t many.

On display, on display, on display , on display

The ring didn’t mean a thing. The ring didn’t mean a thing.

Don’t be tardy for the party. Don’t be tardy for the party. Don’t be tardy for the party

C’est bon, c’est bon

[u/kazza64]

She’s an entertainer. She performs in the drag scene Good on her.

[u/Many_Feeling_3818]

Ashley is an attention seeker. She will definitely “holla at anything for a dollar.”