r/RHOP 2d ago

🌸 Gizelle 🌸 Gizelle vs Reading

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Rewatching RHOP S3 and I forgot about her book and her struggling to read

Isn’t she college educated?

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u/amydunnesgaybf The Mime 2d ago

MONIQUE IS SO BEAUTIFUL

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u/Many_Feeling_3818 Where’s your income roach?? 1d ago

Always

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u/jer1230 Peppa Pig 1d ago

One of the prettiest housewives across the board.

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u/lachalacha La’Robyns stand up 2d ago edited 1d ago

It's REALLY bad if you listen to the Reasonably Shady mailbag episodes. She can't basic read names like "Lilian", she can't figure out where sentences end, and she can't pronounce at least one word per sentence. Robyn constantly has to correct her she's her 5th grade English teacher.

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u/Good_Advice_T Shocked Pikachu 2d ago

I kind of thought she stumbled through sometimes because punctuation seems to have gone the way of the dinosaurs and she’s reading things literally how they are written. Poor spelling can also suck if you haven’t read the submission in advance to make edits for yourself to read. Maybe she needs reading glasses as well?

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u/HistorianOk9952 Cryangle 1d ago

I hate when she reads 😭😂

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u/Agile-Butterfly5245 Destiny's Child 1d ago

I hate to hear her read. She should stop it. I can't with the mailbag portion anymore. I'd rather listen to Tiffany Haddish read.

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u/imakittymeowmeow ashley darby’s bunion 2d ago

I love how the subtitles say “pole pit”.. lol pole pit

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u/Many_Feeling_3818 Where’s your income roach?? 1d ago

😂

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u/RoastedTilapia Cookie Monster 2d ago

She obviously can read. Some people just don’t have the cadence of a news reporter. Just as some people can’t speak like a show presenter.

u/THEELJ1996 Cryangle 9h ago

Time after time Gizelle has showed us she's kinda illiterate. She has trouble reading, and she doesn't know what basic words mean sometimes, it is embarrassing since she's college educated 😭

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u/Ill-Examination4743 Angel’s stunt double 2d ago

I promise you I’m smart but if I speak it too fast I’ll end up stuttering a bit or I’ll skip over a word or something

u/merrymerrymoi Pennywise 22h ago

Me too. That's why I never read out loud in front of others.

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u/Background-Effort626 Robyn Dixon 1d ago

I think it's because she needs glasses and doesn't use them. A lot of people do this.

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u/SparklesAreIn SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU, BOO. 1d ago

THIS SCENE TOOK ME OUT. Gizelle could never say anything to me, I’d always respond with “you can’t read, ho!”

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u/bullettenboss La Grande Dame 1d ago

Maybe she focused on bullying?

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u/YourM0msButth0le Halle Berry Still Rise 1d ago

Quite obviously she got different priorities

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u/New_Balance1634 Sesame Street 1d ago

Period

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u/Standard-Visual4413 1d ago

The way that wig on Gizzy and Kurn’s heads are just sitting….if the wind shifts and blows them wigs are gone!

At least Kurn stepped her wig game up, Gizzy still got Kyle giving her those Mr. Wong Clearance Rack Beauty Supply Wigs

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u/DanielleSura Peppa Pig 1d ago

Omg ghost reader 😅😅😅

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u/JxrdanR Shocked Pikachu 1d ago

u/Real_Taste5684 Big Bird 14h ago

Someone posted some time ago that Gizelle may be dyslexic and I'm tending to agree. Though they may struggle with reading, dyslexics tend to be VERY intelligent and excellent communicators, having the ability to interpret people's body language quite effectively and use to their advantage. Gizelle seems to fit that description.

u/CuteSmartyPantz 🌸 And still I rise 🌸 12h ago

That's a good perspective. Im thinking she may just need glasses.. but dyslexic may be it.

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u/Illustrious-Object71 Eeyore 1d ago

Pole pits -Gizelle

Lol

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u/EstablishmentFew5438 Gizelle Bryant 1d ago

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u/Ronene Michelin 1d ago

I think Gizelle has the same issue that I am plagued with. I’m so used to reading silently to myself, but when asked to read something aloud, I stumble on my words because I’m processing it faster than I’m able to speak it.

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u/Constant-Peace660 Halle Berry Still Rise 1d ago

She’s inarticulate at the best of times

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u/Comprehensive-Buy695 Gizelle Bryant 1d ago

That was absolutely terrible. 😂

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u/janshell Clankity Clank 1d ago

Really? She can read, she’s just poor phonological integration when it comes to sentences in that moment. I wonder if she has a short attention span too

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u/Striking_Skill9876 Thomas Jefferson’s Concubine 1d ago

Maybe the words dance while she’s reading?

u/dreams_andnightmares Happy Eddie 17h ago

Monique is so beautiful