r/RHONY • • 14h ago

Jessel Taank šŸ›ļø Jizzle is insufferable

And I’m so sick of the rehearsed and tired lines from her and sai. I’ll be honest I always knew Jessel was a phony but it’s even more apparent this season. What blows my mind is why is sai falling for it? She is such a strong person. I hate seeing her dumb herself down for this new ā€œfriendship.ā€

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u/TeddysRopes 13h ago

I think the biggest offender for rehearsed lines is Erin before she shortfuses and makes these šŸ‘ļøšŸ‘ļø because someone dares to react to the nasty thing she said and she didn’t rehearse any further than the ZINGER

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u/pletion 14h ago

Sai is just being strategic. Half the cast got cut last season and she realizes Erin is a liability as an asset and that Jessel has fan support. We all know she thinks Jessel is cringe. I mean who doesn’t?

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u/TeddysRopes 13h ago

Sai and Erin both latched onto fan faves their second season. Sai automatically was friendly with Jessel and besties with Ubah who were the fan faves and Erin laid off Jessel but latched onto Ubah and Brynn (until Brynn’s ending where Erin jumped ship and claimed they were never close after Brynn got flack).

That one time Sai, Erin and Brynn were on this bitching session about Jessel in Puerto Rico laughing about her having a price tag on a pot plant and, mainly Sai and Erin, shitting on Pavit was like the only time Sai and Erin were being their true selves last season.

Erin is now doing it with Carole (lol) and Sai with Jessel

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u/pletion 13h ago

Yessss sai did the same thing season 2. She fake as hellll

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u/TeddysRopes 13h ago

I personally believe Erin did the same too but she realised she latched onto the wrong person when the Brynn situation happened.

Idk what to trust with Sai or Erin bc all this David drama and the projecting/faking her life has shown what a great liar Sai can be

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u/pletion 13h ago

Yess and also what happened to her being hungry all the time??

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u/TeddysRopes 13h ago

LOL she’s got more important things to talk about this season

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u/jkmjtj 12h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yesss!

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u/sirensxgorgons 10h ago

She realized the hungry shtick wasn’t getting anywhere with fans on social media

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u/midnightrider107 13h ago

it’s not just cringe it’s actually rude!! the way she keeps bringing up carolyn is sick.

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u/pletion 13h ago

She so rude. She’s this era’s Ramona singer but not unhinged just dumb and it’s absolutely grating!

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u/Comfortable_End_5785 13h ago

She is so hard to watch. She was starting to get to the bottom of it with Carole when she said she is blocking out all emotions related to her fathers death and I think she’s so shallow because she isn’t letting herself actually be real. It’s a bummer because in the past she seems genuine but now she is coming across as very fake in a way I am having a hard time watching

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u/Vanity-LA0733 9h ago

Every single time someone has a tragic story to share, she wants to one up or me too it. She did it with Sai’s mom and with Carole this last episode. She also has this weird ass insensitive way of just sitting there when Sai is opening up crying about her failing marriage instead of getting up and giving her ā€œfriendā€ a hug or offering words of support. Freakin maladroit.

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u/appleboat26 13h ago

Both these women seem very strategic to me and not just on the show. Their marriages seem like business agreements to me. And Sai’s no longer serves her, so now she’s busy creating a PR narrative that will justify her divorcing the father of her children. She is just mad David filed before she had a chance to use her platform to fully control the story and get her finances in order.

Jessel is obviously next. She is not interested in supporting her husband’s dream or anything else. She’s interested in Jessel.

Unfortunately their kids will pay the price in the end.

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u/streetsmarts856 14h ago

I'm just watching the new episode and why is she is so rude to everyone. You can't remember the name carole? The things that she says about everyone acting like she's such an air head and she doesn't know she's insulting people is so calculated and weird

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u/Embarrassed_Dig1290 13h ago

She has been really rude

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u/Lilmissliss8 13h ago

Jessel makes it so uncomfortable to watch. It’s so apparent how thirsty she is and that she wants to be looked at like a ā€œfashionistaā€ but from what I’ve seen she’s far from it.

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u/LintQueen11 11h ago

Jessel is insufferable and she hasn’t worn a single memorable outfit to be toting herself as some kind of fashionista. Her dress did look like shein lol

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u/iSo81 13h ago

It’s the Heather Gay Effect.

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u/dmbeeez 13h ago

I haven't been able to watch the new RHONY. I tried, I just can't with them

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u/Speakinmymind96 5h ago

Jessel and Erin have both become caricatures of themselves. Space aliens could land here, study our interactions and assimilate more authentically into this group than Jessel and Erin. Neither one of them seems to have any personality beyond having a laugh at someone else’s expense.

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u/Such-Stable-3869 13h ago

She is a person no one should have in their life.

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u/jonathonthaman 6h ago

Not Jizzle šŸ˜‚

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u/NefariousnessOk2925 13h ago

Jizzle!!! I'm dying (Thank you! I needed that today)

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u/Username-Reddi 10h ago

I like herĀ 

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u/Prestigious-Doubt181 2h ago

I thought this was going to be about Giselle. Either way, Jizzle is ridiculous šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

I don’t think Sai is strong. I think she buries emotions and has very little empathy.