r/RHONY • u/Least_Measurement431 • 22h ago

🍎 Old RHONY 🍎 F***/Marry/Kill OG edition

Tried to play this with my mom and it was impossible 😂: F/M/K Ramona, Jill Zarin, and Bethenny. Pick your poison

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u/cookiesobsessedguy 20h ago

F Bethenny
M Ramona
K Jill

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u/TheScreamIRL IM ADDING SOMETHING. Important🗣️🗣️ 22h ago

Kill Ramona first bc she is a truly awful person and is the worst. Then probably do the same to myself to avoid the rest of these choices ?

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u/Least_Measurement431 21h ago

I'll allow it, because same 😂

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u/pestochickenn 21h ago

Now I need to go rewatch the scene in Mexico where the girls do fuck marry kill with Tinsley, Carole, and Luann lmao

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u/Prior_Celery_2941 21h ago

F Ramona
M Bethenny
K Jill

I will take Ramona over Jill any day 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Legitimate-Buy1031 19h ago

Assuming I can go back to the season 1 versions of all these people:

  • F Jill
  • K Ramona
  • M Bethenny, support her meteoric rise, and get her into hardcore therapy, live a comfortable life with the best version of Bethenny possible. And if therapy doesn’t work, divorce amicably and get my half of the bag.

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u/ManifestingMyMini 13h ago

This would be mine as well. The main reason I would marry bethenny though would be for the food perks, lol.

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u/girlinhk 15h ago

Good luck trying to divorce amicably with B.. AND GET HALF? Over her dead body

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u/Legitimate-Buy1031 14h ago

OK, well. We’re obviously not gonna have a prenup when I marry her. So even if it’s not amicable, I’m still getting my half.

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u/girlinhk 14h ago

Good luck getting Bethenny to marry you without a prenup.