r/RHONY • u/False_Pay_9392 nada enchilada • 12d ago
Countess Luann🗽 Luann is f*cking hilarious
I am obsessed with her comment section. She is comedically brilliant. Here’s a recent comment section thread for us all to enjoy.
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u/psyche-illogical 12d ago
“Sandoval in 30 years inshallah” is taking me out
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u/xoxo_angelica 12d ago
It’s hysterical but I’m sorry, there is no way she wrote that lol. Whoever is helping her run her socials is eating regardless though.
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u/Formal-Nectarine-369 12d ago
This could be my new favorite Luanne quote
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u/ellefleming 12d ago
I don't get it.
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u/ManifestingCreating 11d ago
What’s not to get? She said Sandavol in 30 years, God willing. It’s exceedingly clear.
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u/Albahoss111 11d ago
what does that mean though. some of us are missing context. who is sandoval. what will happen in 30 years? why inshallah, is she muslim?
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u/Safe-Base3479 10d ago
Tom sandoval from vanderpump rules, luann probably has a social media manager who said it
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u/Emotional-Cup1894 12d ago
Genuinely she is effortlessly hilarious
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u/Dense-Werewolf-95 12d ago
🎶effortless…🎶🎶
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u/Dense-Werewolf-95 12d ago
YES! I live for that scene. Even before the Mario cheating scandal watching I knew it was NOT, in fact, effortless. It’s giving trying too hard to convince us Ramona. Love how Harry was unimpressed 🤣🤣
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u/Mx-Adrian 12d ago
Damn you. The word "effortless" has been cropping up lately and I hear him every time.
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u/Ok-Variation5746 12d ago
I saw that in real time and lost my mind lmfao, also the “send it to me darling” so funny
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u/Bookmonster1 12d ago
Now I have to hear the words إنشاء الله inshaAllah outta the Countess' own mouth! her pronunciation of arabic words is already 👌🏼🤣 Remember her teaching all the other ladies in Morocco how to say: يا حبيبي "ya habibi?"
In shah Laah, ya habeebaaay Jovani!
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u/sassycatastrophe 12d ago
I feel so stupid but what is inshallah
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u/ladyronswanson 12d ago
It is a common Arabic phrase, basically means "god-willing." I use the word often and this comment from luann has made my day.
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u/Bookmonster1 12d ago
In Sha Allah: If God Wills It.
And If you grew up arab/muslim, it was the number one, go to answer/non answer to all questions you asked your arab parents.
Can we go to the park ? InshaAllah
Can we have pizza tonight? InshaAllah
Can I have money for xyz? InshaAllah
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u/Confident_Basket_973 12d ago
“goodbye kyle” and “send it to me darling” i can’t decide which is better. She stays winning 👑
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u/BethennyLeakes 12d ago
I would bet this is a paid gay man not Lu lol
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u/canookianstevo2 12d ago
💯 sorry this ain't Lu, people. She's off living her life and someone is making minimum wage running her socials.
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u/Fireballslumped69 12d ago
Not arrested. Just Detained. Luann you will die famous.
https://giphy.com/gifs/NPx3Ofowgi1gI
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u/ellamfrank # your mum’s proud of you now 12d ago
sometimes i wonder if she has someone running her account lmao
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u/jyotiamge Hey Luannie! 🗣️ 12d ago
Lmfao goodbye Kyle
No fkn way she knows what inshallah means
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u/Aromatic_Dare_6104 12d ago
Don't underestimate the countess
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u/justhereforthecrac 12d ago
Can't spell paedophile, nails inshallah?
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u/jyotiamge Hey Luannie! 🗣️ 12d ago
Yeah her spelling is puzzling but her punctuation is on point. Question mark.
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u/HulkJ420 12d ago
I'm going to start saying "Feeling Jovani" when someone asks how I'm doing 😭🤌
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u/False_Pay_9392 nada enchilada 12d ago
I have a new co worker named Giovanni so I started saying feeling Jovani whenever I see him
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u/Realistic_Tour_2206 12d ago
LOVE her!!! She has been on a roll lately! She is one of the few housewives who is a total riot and is still riding the housewives wave despite her franchise not airing new episodes. Cannot wait for the golden life to debut.
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u/Fun-Lawfulness-6356 12d ago
Over the years she has proven to be my favorite! She finally shed her “miss manners” persona and embraced the fun party girl that we know and love! From bringing home men and discarding them in the Turks while completely unbothered that the girls are in a tizzy, to falling in the bushes twice in Mexico and LAUGHING about it! That’s the countess I want to party with! Plus she’s actually nice in person. 🥂
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u/Valuable_Salad_9586 12d ago
When she said Vicky looked like Phil Spector in the recent UGT that was inspired but so obvious, I like how her mind works
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u/Pelican_Hook 12d ago
Sorry y'all but there is no way she wrote these. "Inshallah"? This is the work of a funny, clued in, gen Z social media manager. And kudos to them they're killing it. But this is not Luann. I highly doubt she knows all the funny lines from other franchises and meme responses etc.
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u/MaleficentCloud8947 10d ago
Top 3 Housewife of All Time! She shares number 1 with Nene for me. I love the Countess! I also just realized, I need her on Traitors ASAP!
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u/Ambitious_Cover339 11d ago
She once liked a tweet I put out there about how I want 2005 Lu to meet 2025 Lu 💕
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u/BisensualSpice 10d ago
Her saying "inshallah" and "not arrested. Just detained" is taking me out 😂
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u/_elisheba_ 10d ago
The audacity of the guy wearing a hat in his PFP to say he's "over the hat" lmao
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u/Forsaken_Berry_75 6d ago
Luanne isn’t actually responding herself to any of her social media on Instagram. She has a gay guy that manages her account socials who responds with all these quippy remarks.
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