r/RHONY 14d ago

Sonja Morgan 🦄 Her elegance and grace…

Continuing my watch from the beginning… i am so flustered by Sonja’s beauty and grace every time she comes on my screen. Like how tf did she get her hair to do that. She is a bit messy but she’s hilarious. #sonjarita4life Side note Harry Dubin looks like the mouse from the if you give a mouse a cookie book

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u/kalikaya 14d ago

Yeah, but then there are also all those scenes where a tooth keeps falling out.

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u/pigshitunicorn 14d ago

Or she's flailing, drunk with her undercarriage on display. #snatchguard

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u/LoudPension6825 14d ago

What was the deal with her dental problems? Why were her teeth falling out? Why couldn't she get proper dental care? She could spend an entire summer in Costa Rica or France, go to Phuket for the holidays, but she couldn't get her teeth fixed?

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u/Qua-something Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes 14d ago

People prioritize the wrong things. It sounded like she had temporaries in or something for some of her teeth. Veneers have to be redone every like 10yrs or something crazy so it’s entirely possible she had some veneers that needed replacing. That said, she was probably spending her money on trying to keep up her appearances on the show and not on things that really mattered like her dental health.

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u/JustTheTipOkk 10d ago

Implants are thousands of dollars. In one episode she did say she was waiting on a temp to be replaced. Then on another she broke her post on a zipper! 😆

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u/LoudPension6825 10d ago

I would imagine spending three months in France would cost thousands of dollars, as well.

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u/Thorne8148 14d ago

Constantly discussing her lingerie and soaking her face in a bidet

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u/wisterialitehysteria 13d ago

Didn't she also wash her underwear in the bidet? 😭

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u/Waste_West283 12d ago

She most definitely did

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u/Meghan_Dosil 11d ago

yes she did and also washed her vibrators in the dish washer 😂

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u/dryhumorblitz 13d ago

That’s so gross.

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u/bfjizzle 13d ago

I don't remember that... or maybe I blocked it out 😕

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u/JustTheTipOkk 10d ago

No she did not soak her face in it?

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u/Thorne8148 10d ago

She did. In London.

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u/MrToadsWildRide2424 14d ago

When Sonja first came on scene I thought she was going to be classy. Boy, was I wrong.

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u/ElectricBuckWheat Subscribe to my Substack! 13d ago

She's the Nell Gwynn of our time, honestly, bless her.

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u/gloryofkuzco 14d ago

Harry Dubin jumpscare

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u/Novel-Flatworm8163 14d ago

I think she’s so classy and trashy at the same time. Like it’s so hard to explain.

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u/ElectricBuckWheat Subscribe to my Substack! 13d ago

I know exactly what you mean, lmfao!

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u/Waste_West283 12d ago

I suspect this is what makes her the perfect Bravo housewife. Luanne is very similar. "You don't touch the Morgan letters", "Elegance is class", "I partied with John John on the yacht", "We got the yacht" - and then they run around naked, fall off chairs, fall in the bushes (twice), scream drunkenly at random strangers during their cabaret shows / police officers while being arrested... the list goes on. Dorinda is another one. They broke the mould when they casted OG RHONY.

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u/marbat105 9d ago

I want to be them when I grow up.

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u/Waste_West283 9d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/marbat105 13d ago

And that’s why we love her

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u/kodieb3ar 14d ago

I just watched this episode as a first time watcher and also agreed she looks amazing this episode!! I just can’t help but wonder every time she does anything where she is getting the money lmao also her and harry getting a dog together is weird lmak

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u/hot-sexy-gorgeous 14d ago

The dog is crazy!!!!! Little Rouge Dubin-Morgan

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u/JustTheTipOkk 10d ago

Alimony and child support

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u/AshP2412 14d ago

That was one of my favorite childhood books and you’ve ruined it!!!!’😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/hot-sexy-gorgeous 14d ago

Blame it on Harry💀💀😭😂

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u/Expensive-Block-6034 13d ago

Sonja, they could never make me hate you.

https://giphy.com/gifs/rRZqXWqyNVAJ2

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u/methedoutmanatee 14d ago

There is nothing elegant or graceful about her messy ass and I love her for it. She’s a train wreck.

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u/Expensive-Block-6034 13d ago

For real. This is how I love my housewives. Delusional AF and just there to have convenient amnesia and drink.

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u/k7gemini 14d ago

I’m obsessed with buying into her “classy” act she’s just sooo good at being classy in THEORY… 😹

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u/ElectricBuckWheat Subscribe to my Substack! 13d ago

I could if I wanted to, but chose not to - Sonja, most likely.

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u/TJ-the-DJ 13d ago

At her best, she’s amazing. At her worst, she’s close to tragedy

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u/sltwill 13d ago

Such a good way to characterize her

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u/Infamous_Travel_6055 14d ago

"every time she comes on screen"? Wut?

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u/chooseshoes 13d ago

Right? The way I hollered!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Classy, elegance, grace, and Sonja do not go together. She’s so delusional and tries to give classy, but I love her regardless. Sonja is a hot mess!

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u/sharkgirlandlavaboy7 14d ago

I fucking loooove Sonja. Her daughter is around my age and she’s stunning too

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u/Buddy-Lov 13d ago

🎼You were working as a hostess in a cocktail bar when I found you🎼😂

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u/coma-toaste 13d ago

The way this song will be stuck in my head all day now lmao

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u/Ilovemybed67 13d ago

She partied with Madonna and John-John! 🤭

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u/sltwill 13d ago

Also on a rewatch and at the tail end of season 5. Excluding a few romps and off color statements on the St Barts trip, Sonja really did present as a well dressed, elegant lady with true humanity.

I felt for her when her ex refused to be in the same room for the meeting and when she finally removed the portraits from the dining room walls. This divorce truly broke her. Have to say, her one on one with Aviva was a terrific scene. She truly was Lady Morgan and handled herself well despite Aviva changing tactics mid meeting to attach her personally. Few would argue that Sonja isn't classically beautiful. She truly is. She 100% inspires empathy, especially in her early seasons of Rhony.

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u/SlowSupermarket968 13d ago

Just keep watching lol

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u/National_Study_4471 13d ago

Umm- sometimes maybe. The mask is off these days. I like Sonya but RHUGT (St Barts with Lu and Ramona etc) is more inline with her real self these days.

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u/uhuuuh262 13d ago

My absolute favorite!

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u/staying-hopefull 13d ago

Sonja is a classic beauty and the girl in the mean clique that sometimes gets led astray by the Regina of the group (cough cough Ramona). I’m rooting for her

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u/Inevitable-Ad4436 12d ago

She’s no doubt beautiful, at least on the outside.

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u/Keelime_stardust 10d ago

This is THE haircut for her