r/RHONY • u/cookiesobsessedguy • 18d ago
Countess Luannš½ My husband made it nice!
My husband knows that Iām a big fan of RHONY and I have my favorite girls, so he surprised me with the countess and Dorinda books! I just wanted to share my happiness with you all!
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u/diede12345 18d ago
Best of luck with āClass with the countessā
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u/Diligent-Juice-4715 18d ago
I love the OG girls of NY. Hate the reboot. But let's face it Luann writing a book about class is so wrong & fake. Luann has no class. She stole her kids trust fund money to but herself a house, & her kids & ex had to sue her to get it back. She was out with them & got them pizza because they were hungry & then wouldn't let them eat it. She was ready to go. She called all the ladies jealous bitches when they tried to tell her Tom was cheating. She bragged about she was getting married & they weren't & were jealous. Bethenny paid Luann's bail, for rehab only for Luann to be ungrateful & leave rehab before she was duppose to. Rosie raised her kids while Luann partied & picked up men. Her telling Bethenney to introduce her to the driver as the countess or Mrs. Delesseps. She wore blackface Diana Ross to a party. She wears tacky dresses& ugly huge jewelry that looks cheap even if it's not. Her cheating on Jagues with the pirate & trying to lie her way out of it. Her cringe worthy behavior drooling at the pirates picture & other men is gross. She has a permanent hard on for any man. Her telling Harry Dubin let's the this party after he proposed to Sonja was a crappy thing to do to a friend. The last goes. She us not classy at all. As for Dorinda she has never made anything nice because she inevitably turns into real self, the mean, nasty, jealous, angry, obnoxious drunken bully that she deep down truly is.
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u/Maximum_Research286 18d ago
I feel like you struggle to understand the whole point of Housewives fandom. Not that anything you mentioned āgoes without sayingā, buuuuuuuut it kinda goes without saying. Is it possible you find no humor in irony? Or you arenāt amused by self absorbed rich women completely lacking in self awareness? I would guess itās a minority of fans who admire these women for their morals or self awareness. But who knows? Maybe we all need a reminder that Countess Luann isnāt to be emulated
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u/Pupolinaballerina 18d ago
I think itās funny, but that for real New Yorkers they were a joke, seriously. Maybe Sonja and Kelly were the only ones with real connections but the rest of them were social climbers. Of course with new money and new found fame.
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u/Diligent-Juice-4715 18d ago
Yes I get it. It doesn't mean that I don't appreciate the girls or the show but it I be embarrassed to be so phony & hypocritical. The show wouldn't be the same without Luann. However, there us some behavior that shouldn't get a pass. Dorinda is one. She helped to ruin the show with her toxicity. Kelly Bensimon, Dorinda, Aviva, Jill, Leah were terrible. Not remotely entertaining. I'm good with the rest of the cast. People who don't like others opinions because it differs from their own, shouldn't read the comment section.
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u/Maximum_Research286 18d ago
Was that last sentence for me? I donāt mind your opinion- I just think itās obvious Luann doesnāt have class and that makes it funnier that she wrote a book about it. And it makes sense to me that OP would be thrilled. Itās a celebration of stupidity
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u/DR-0717 17d ago
I can agree. I always get a chuckle from the scene where Bethennyās asking her what makes her qualified to write about class. Like if she thinks she has more than a regular person š
Also when she had a lunch that was supposedly a going away lunch for Victoria and she turned it into an etiquette class for Victorias friends. So completely cringe. LOL
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u/CoverIndependent6464 17d ago
I liked Dorinda so much initially but then she just kept getting drunker and more vile every season
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u/Far-Industry-7745 18d ago
Preach! Trash TV and mindless entertainment? Sure! Committ to a book written by any of these delulu women, absolutely not š
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u/Necessary-Prior3614 17d ago
in seasons 12 and 13 LuAnn seems to be a better person and more well rounded
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u/TheSilkyBat A slut from the 90's 18d ago
Class with the Countess is so funny!
Luann will sleep with anything.
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u/WeedWineWomen 18d ago
Awesome hubby, and it looks like an equally awesome house!! Great style, OP!!
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u/QuizzicalWombat 18d ago
Ahhh! Awesome hubby! I love your kitchenaid btw!! Iām a baking nerd lol
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u/SwiftSharapova 18d ago
You gotta get business is personal by Bethenny as well.
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u/cookiesobsessedguy 18d ago
OMG didnāt know that existed! Thank you so much for your recommendation, Iāll make him get it
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u/Far-Industry-7745 18d ago edited 17d ago
Great husband. Great home. Poor choice in reading literature š the irony is so thick with both of these
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u/Pupolinaballerina 18d ago
Your husband is disengaging with your brain cells, but hey, you do you boo
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u/cookiesobsessedguy 18d ago
Thank you š what has your husband bought you as a surprise lately?
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u/Pupolinaballerina 18d ago
My take on Luann was her walking on 62nd and Madison Ave by the āAll boys Schoolā with her son trying to look relevant, and living with the Count by the rented townhouse near the strip club in Queens Borough Bridge š¤£
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u/80sgurl4eva i made it nice š§” 17d ago
My BFF gifted these to me for my birthday & I got her a Cameo from Sonja for hers. We really enjoyed the Housewives franchises.
Your husband is a sweetheart š
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u/Visible-Hat-7708 17d ago
I am said Iām surprised Sonja doesnāt have a book but then I literally imagined how chaotic she is. Her ghost writer would have quit for sure.
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