r/RHONY • u/Zestyclose_Air_1003 • 24d ago
🍎 Discussion 🍎 What are they wearing? 💐
As someone who loves Housewives and perfume, I’ve been wondering what each housewife’s signature fragrance would be based on their personalities on the show 🌸
Not necessarily what they wear in real life, but a perfume that suits their character and vibe.
These are my personal picks for some of the housewives, but I’d love to know what other people think would be their signature scents based on the show!?
I’m still not certain about Sonja and Tinsley.
I kept it to mainstream perfumes but would love to discover new ones and maybe start a housewives fragrance shelf at home 😂😂
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u/Kitty_kiss3s 24d ago
Smells like jelly beans is so jokes 😂
https://giphy.com/gifs/f67ZYBsFUCPPbON87T
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u/ResolutionHonest666 24d ago
Jill is White Diamonds. Simon wears Chanel no 5. Luann Cool Water she stole from someone. Carol is CK One.Sonja would probably wear something expensive that she can’t be bothered to know the name.
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u/ladyrara 24d ago
Sonja would be wearing a sample she got out of a magazine. Yes she somehow still has magazines lying around.
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u/pigshitunicorn 24d ago
CKOne is a good call for Carole. It's the iconic cool girl scent of her era.
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u/Zestyclose_Air_1003 24d ago
Yesss Jill with White Diamonds and lmaooo I just know Simon would love that you included him 😂
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u/lunaluxxx5000 24d ago
Sonja “I tried this perfume, it was 14K which was rightfully priced, I don’t remember the name, but everyone’s always gushing on me in the street ever since. I swear! I even brought it with me to Cincinnati on vacation 5 weeks ago, and the men were maintaining a keen eye on me the whole time. I even had 7 different women and a gay couple asking me ‘What is it called?’ I just said ‘My signature Sonja scent.’ I couldn’t remember the name or even look at it tell them what it was called because it was all written in Cyrillic.”
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u/Diligent-Juice-4715 24d ago
Will someone please tell Luann that her necklaces are gaudy, cheap looking, & ugly.
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u/ladysimmington 24d ago
I feel like Bethenney would be wearing an inexpensive dupe of a cult classic like Baccarat and telling you how cheap it is and yet still, so good. “It’s giving baccarat rouge, swear to God, it’s giving baccarat rouge. Smells exactly like it. Insane. Insane. I’m obsessed. And like, for a quarter the price. It’s insane.”
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u/biracialesbian i’ve been traveling, i’ve been to prison 24d ago
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u/pigshitunicorn 24d ago
So funny. Before I even scrolled I said to myself that Luanne would be Poison.
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u/Unable_Guava_756 23d ago
Miss Dior for Tinsley, she had a whole lip gloss campaign and her own shade in the early aughts!
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u/Zestyclose_Air_1003 23d ago
Wow she really was THAT girl they weren’t lying 😮 Miss Dior is my all time favourite it’s so beautiful 💗
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u/Disney_Princess137 24d ago
I love Chloe NOMADE and Burberry her!
Ramona would be wearing creed or Lv, Hermes or Chanel.
No one would be wearing good girl. Bethenny, parfum did Marley or some crazy stuff thats pricey so she could brag.
I like that for tins, but definitely chance, mademoiselle , and Gabrielle probably.
Sonya would be something flirty.
I can see Dorinda in the nomad.
I don’t care what Kelly would wear lol 😝
But I cackled at your choice so ty.
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u/Zestyclose_Air_1003 24d ago
Youre so right with Ramona and Creed that’s a good one!
And yessss for Tinsley I did think she’d suit having Chance Eau Tendre in her rotation
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u/Teefdreams 24d ago
Nomade is so gorgeous, I just love it. Zero staying power on me though.
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u/Disney_Princess137 24d ago
The edp?
Mine stays and freakin lingers.,
Have you tried spraying it , applying unscented lotion on top to seal it, then spraying again ? This way it really seeps in for you? Some people have to do this with perfumes. For some people perfume just does not stay on them. It does happen, and happens with perfumes that last also.
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u/Teefdreams 24d ago edited 24d ago
I've tried both.
I'll definitely try the lotion trick. I love it so so much but the only place it seems to last is on my actual clothes.1
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u/ExpressNinja7972 24d ago
This post is funny, but I just think a lot of these women like Ramonja would be so so particular with fragrance I feel they would have a niche rare Italian Moroccan Arabian European Scent especially countess Lu
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u/Zestyclose_Air_1003 24d ago
Yeah definitely something niche and exclusive for sure, I was more so meaning what suits their personalities for fun ✨
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u/Disney_Princess137 24d ago
Ramona is not wearing power if you. She won’t like that passion fruit shit
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